Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

@This Fucking Guy you are truly a gentleman and a scholar. Who knew Sims 4 could be repurposed as a lolcow behavioral simulator? Amazing! I eagerly await the further misadventures of Sim Russ.

 

[Purple Panther]

If a 9/10 is dead, does she still owe Russell sex?

No but if she would have let Russell drool over her naked body for a disappointing (and disgusting) 20 seconds, then she wouldnt have died!

 

[badboy2000]

Not too much new information, but for what it's worth I screenshotted his LinkedIn some time ago.

 

[Russtard]

Not too much new information, but for what it's worth I screenshotted his LinkedIn some time ago.

>"I had to delete my social media"
>3 months ago

What a twisted web we weave when we can't turn off the goddamn "public posts" button.

 

[sharshorita]

It's really something, huh?

>Denounces religion because he doesn't believe paying hookers is a sin.

>Declares he doesn't even believe in the concept of sin.

>Calls this girl a sinner.

>Continues being an utter fuckhead.

Not to mention that... I hate it when men blame women for doing things they want them to do. Like, I want to masterbate to your selfies, but don't you dare be vain and take selfies.


Also, lol @ "I found myself in a series of unfortunate events." Guy who commits a crime: "I found myself in jail one evening."

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You think his family made him wear a bib during Thanksgiving dinner?

 

[zerohitwonder]

Or made him sit at the kids' table. In the other room. Alone.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I personally enjoy this one. It ticks a lot of boxes for me -

• Ill fitting suit
• Some poor woman Russ had to pay
• Russ’ greasy slack jawed face staring into my soul
• Makes me feel uncomfortable

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His tie is, without a doubt, way too long. He looks like a Texas farm owner, going to auction.

 

[The Dude]

While we're talking about sins, Rusty, how do you think you measure up?

Gluttony: Dude's diet mainly consists of junk.
Lust: Please refer to every thirsty ass comment he's ever made on IG.
Greed: He would only consider turning a criminal in to the FBI if the reward price was increased.
Pride: 'You're supposed to be liking MY posts - not the comments of people who post on my stuff.'
Despair: Please refer to the neverending Self Pity Party that is Russ' life (in particular all the 'nice guys finish last' declarations).
Wrath: Please refer to Russ' comments about Taylor Swift's mother.
Vainglory: 'I'm a 9/10'.
Sloth: Can't even be arsed to turn up on time to his own court date.

And those are all just the first examples that occurred to me: there are countless others I could have chosen from.

But no, let's all shake our heads disapprovingly at the young woman that died in a tragic accident while trying to take a photo. Because she's the real sinner here, right Russhole?

Russ is one of the last people lecturing others about sin. He can talk about how much of a "good person" he is until he's blue in the face and the drool is dried up from his sagging mouth, but it doesn't make it true. He's a disgusting person. Anyone can see it. He's merely benefited from people feeling sorry for him and not willing to hurt his feelings. Not that he's ever been concerned with how anyone else feels.

And that whole post about him going to strip clubs on his mission made my blood boil. Part of it is from the religious aspect of it, but mostly it's because of how smug, narcissistic, sanctimonious, and self-centered it was. He doesn't give a shit that he's making other Missionaries look bad. He doesn't take anyone else's feelings into account. He doesn't even apologize for hurting the feelings of his training companion. All he cares about is how it made him feel and how he thinks he's this rebellious bad boy who is "wiser" now. Everything is about him, always, and no one else ever factors in. I think that's what pisses me off most about him. He's a selfish little shit who thinks he's the only one who matters. What a cunt.

 

[Done]

Not too much new information, but for what it's worth I screenshotted his LinkedIn some time ago.

I want to read his screenplays.. Those could be a goldmine!

 

[xyrichard]

The holocaust screenplay is available on this thread ... somewhere. It's shit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Not too much new information, but for what it's worth I screenshotted his LinkedIn some time ago.

Lol at him claiming PR skills in a post trying to explain why he is mocked and derided not just locally, but his PR skills have made him an international laughing stock.

Russ makes Scientology PR game look good in comparison.

 

[The Dude]

Lol at him claiming PR skills in a post trying to explain why he is mocked and derided not just locally, but his PR skills have made him an international laughing stock.

Russ makes Scientology PR game look good in comparison.

There isn't much in this world that looks bad when compared to Russhole. Nick Bate, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacey, Ed Gein, NAMBLA, Jeffrey Dahmer, the leaderships of Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union, Josef Mengele, Pol Pot, and Unit 731 is the short list I could come up with. You know you're a shitty person when you have to be compared to history's monsters to actually look good.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Not too much new information, but for what it's worth I screenshotted his LinkedIn some time ago.

You are doing God's work. I find it interesting that he seems to comprehend that future employers will search for him online and he has tried some damage control, but only recently he was complaining about a potential employers offices being filthy, smoking employees etc. I guess he's too far gone now and he's still losing it.

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

Russ is just a general creep to the people he's friends with in Facebook. Here's a comment from the profile picture of one of his attractive female friends.

 

[The Dude]

Russ is just a general creep to the people he's friends with in Facebook. Here's a comment from the profile picture of one of his attractive female friends.

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Shit Lips couldn't get laid in Canada even if he had a lifetime supply of bagged milk, free Tim Horton's for life, and a warehouse filled with Loonies. Moving somewhere else isn't going to make him a better person. In fact, moving out of Utah would probably hurt his chances because people are less likely to treat him gently away from a community with strong LDS influence.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I wonder if he has a file at DeBecker and Associates yet.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

When that webcomic describing Russell's life is juuust right

 

[LiveFromNS]

Russ is just a general creep to the people he's friends with in Facebook. Here's a comment from the profile picture of one of his attractive female friends.

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Uh no thanks Russell. Don't be coming to my country. I'd rather have 1000 jihadis, ISIS or Al-Qaeda move to Canada. Keep your wimpy ass and shit lips where you are please and thanks!

Russell Greer is the epitome of a waste of air and space. He brings nothing of value to this planet, and is actually a detriment to the world.

Well, actually he does give us loads of laughs, so he is good for something. Its just too bad he is such a mongrel and gross. That kind of detracts from the hilarity a bit due to the grief and how he treats others.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

sexy British audiobook, part 9 (err nerr, it's another herl lerd of Hull)
fortunately, this is the last long chapter: everything after this is much less of a slog
previously:
prologue (south Wales)
chapter 1 (Black Country)
chapter 2 (Mancunian)
chapter 3 (Scouse)
chapter 4 (Geordie)
chapter 5 (Lancashire) / chapter 5 continued
chapter 6 (Hull)