Prediction thread

[Hummingbird]

Gavin McInnis' machismo will be put on trial when he is caught in Rebel Media's utility closet, playing the Delicious series, sobbing his eyes out in shame and screaming, "I totally get you, Francois!".

 

[Hummingbird]

• Steve Shives and the host of Adam Ruins Everything get into a slap fight; there are no survivors.
  
• Milo Yinapolis will meet his end in an orgy, smothered by a pile of well-hung black men.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

• Steve Shives and the host of Adam Ruins Everything get into a slap fight; there are no survivors.
  
• Milo Yinapolis will meet his end in an orgy, smothered by a pile of well-hung black men.

both of those would be very entertaining and i would like to see this happen

 

[WW 635]

A fat balding autistic who looks twice his actual age will try to take out Bitcoin in another desperate attempt to have his thread taken down on Kiwifarms

 

[Hummingbird]

-SJWs will claim that any white person taking welfare is guilty of cultural appropriation.

 

[Hummingbird]

• A colossal earthquake hits Sweden from the collective spinning of their viking ancestors' graves.
• Chase the greased-up deaf guy becomes an Olympic sport.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

All of Laci Green's STDs will finally kill each other in a battle for domination and take her with them in the form of a massive, spontaneous human combustion.

eh, at least she's more open to listening to other people now
also she's dating chris ray gun

 

[Hummingbird]

eh, at least she's more open to listening to other people now
also she's dating chris ray gun

That was a rather old post before she got pilled.

 

[Hummingbird]

-Daikari King Mykan's latest Beast Boy's Magic Voices video will be of Steel Pather's "Gloryhole". (Yes, he still does them.)

 

[Hummingbird]

• With the increased Islamic influence in European schools, Swedish schools offer to take girls to get their clits removed by a real Muslim. (Because anesthesia is part of the white supremacy.)

 

[FierceBrosnan]

• With the increased Islamic influence in European schools, Swedish schools offer to take girls to get their clits removed by a real Muslim. (Because anesthesia is part of the white supremacy.)

Will that be before or after they are forced into marriage at 8ish years old?

 

[Hummingbird]

Will that be before or after they are forced into marriage at 8ish years old?

I'd say before.

 

[Hummingbird]

• After remembering that I Love Lucy exists, Hari Kondabolu watches a few episodes, gets triggered and creates a new documentary called, The Scourge of Ricky Ricardo. Because how dare Desi Arnaz be able to poke fun at his own accent.
• Germany will have a school assignment where girls will pretend to be married to Muslim men for the weekend and write a report about it. Any that lose their virginity have to marry them for real.
  • The boys will get to explore the lifestyles of middle eastern bacha bazi boys. The ugly ones are exempt from the assignment.
• Diversity & Comics and Nerkish will meet at a local comic convention, get into a heated argument over whether pets are evil, start making out and end up being in bed together.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

stephen winchell gets a movie deal with sony for a animated film adaption of nattycomic

 

[DrJonesHat]

The apocalypse is canceled and millions of would-be prophets are out of work.

 

[Hummingbird]

SJW parents can now give their kids breastmilk from real transmen. But the testerone, hormones and drugs effect the milk, make it the thalidomide of the 2010s.

 

[spigot the bear]

TIMES chooses Elon Musk on person of the year.

 

[Hummingbird]

Taylor Swift gets her revenge on Kanye West when he recieves an award for best album, she bursts in, interrupts the presentation to say that Beyonce's album sucked even more and leaves.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Taylor Swift gets her revenge on Kanye West when he recieves an award for best album, she bursts in, interrupts the presentation to say that Beyonce's album sucked even more and leaves.

She should actually do this. No one would blame her, including Beyonce.

EDIT: In a breakthrough of earth-shattering importance, contact is made with the afterlife, and it turns out it's whatever you think it will be when you die. Hellfire preaching pastors are shot on sight.

 

[Hummingbird]

• In the futrue all thoughts and communications will be expressed through sassy Beyonce gifs.
• The migrant take over of Scotland will add these new events to the Highland Games: the stoning throw, bacha bazi boy chase and the battered wife toss (with special divisions for adult and child brides).