The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Double Dragon]

Happy birthday to me - my present to you all is more shitty fursuits

Spoiler: $ 1,000 Snow Leopard Partial

Spoiler: $ 175 Head Commissions

Spoiler: $ 1,400 Full suit

Spoiler: $ 150 Unfinished wolf head

Spoiler: $ 280 Dutch Angel Dragon partial

Spoiler: $ 280 Protogen

Spoiler: $ 130 Head commission

Spoiler: $300 Fullsuit

Spoiler: $300+ Head commissions

 

[Smarmy]

I want this mounted and hanging in my bathroom.

 

[sbm1990]

Spoiler: $ 1,400 Full suit

>$1400

Well shit, you done wasted your money on that ugly looking thing, son.

It looks like it's missing an eye, though perhaps it was intentionally made to look like that maybe to wear for a halloween/horror costume party, but it doesn't even look good enough for that, to be honest.

 

[omori]

Are those fucking googly eyes.

That thing barely checks out at $50 if I can roughly estimate.

 

[MysticMisty]

Spoiler: $300+ Head commissions

Much like with the bad Eevolutions we've already seen, I'm not convinced this person actually bothered to look at official Pokemon artwork. Otherwise they'd know that Raichu don't have snouts or giant dog noses.

 

[FaggotMao]

Much like with the bad Eevolutions we've already seen, I'm not convinced this person actually bothered to look at official Pokemon artwork. Otherwise they'd know that Raichu don't have snouts or giant dog noses.

Sounds like a Chinese bootleg.

 

[Double Dragon]

This thread is too fun to find content for

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 100

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 400

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 300

Spoiler: Current Bid - $250

Not the worst, but it's an IT fursuit

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 90

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $ 300

"Weird shark thingy for sale since it doesn't fit me"

Spoiler: Starting Bid - $450

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Current Bid - $250

Not the worst, but it's an IT fursuit

I know we're not allowed to have threads on fandoms since the hot mess that was the Steven Universe thread, but consider: clownfuckers.

Clussy.

 

[Super Collie]

clownfuckers.

"We all yiff down here!"

 

[Uncle Warren]

I know we're not allowed to have threads on fandoms since the hot mess that was the Steven Universe thread, but consider: clownfuckers.

Clussy.

We weren't? Like subfandoms or...

 

[Meowthkip]

We weren't? Like subfandoms or...

Too much trollshielding happened.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Too much trollshielding happened.

Well shit son AC is full of it.

Just look at me, I still here for some crazy reason, even after I turned out to be some fagdragon from 2012.

 

[MysticMisty]

Too much trollshielding happened.

That doesn't surprise me. I got bored with the first brony thread for that very reason.

 

[Chaton_Mort]

I kind of want Boomer to be like Ulillillia where he's just this weirdo that doesn't bother anybody and ends up being likable.

Veering slightly OT, but this longtime lurker, first-time poster has some good news for you

I realize this response is waaaaaaaaay late, but I was catching up with this thread and thought, "Boomer have his own thread? Aw, no, he's a sweetheart!" Think of this post as a palate cleanser to the sketchy horrorsuit fuckery.

I don't know him IRL, but he's been a regular on poetv.com for _absolute ages_. He apparently also became a poster on PortalOfEvil after being featured there as an exhibit, but I don't have any of that archived.

Recent activity here: http://www.poetv.com/users.php?userid=14304 Basically, if a video clip has to do with dogs, he'll comment on it, along the lines of, "Yay, a movie with a dog in it! I liked this other movie more because it had more dogs in it, though."

The overwhelming consensus on PoETV is, "Furries are pathetic degenerates...except you, Boomer. You're cool." Dude doesn't have a mean bone in his body. He'll answer any questions without defensiveness or sarcasm. I always pictured him as a slightly chubby golden lab sitting in front of a keyboard: average intelligence, friendly and honest to everybody. Just a good guy. Uh, who happens to think he's a "good boy."

 

[billydero]

Seriously, this is a great idea for a thread! I can't believe I didn't think of it.

There's a certain suit that's commonly mocked in one for my furry circles. It's perfect for this thread. Other furries mock it. Prepare yourself.

Spoiler: Suicidal Thoughts Ahead

While he doesn’t have a fursuit (I don’t think), this reminds me of anthrocon staffer Bennie, as he’s into some weird muscle fetish stuff for his tiger character. Especially amusing in that from what I’ve seen he’s a typical pear shaped nerd. But at least he has his dreams!!

 

[Reynard]

While he doesn’t have a fursuit (I don’t think), this reminds me of anthrocon staffer Bennie, as he’s into some weird muscle fetish stuff for his tiger character. Especially amusing in that from what I’ve seen he’s a typical pear shaped nerd. But at least he has his dreams!!

Perhaps it's a case of you want something, but that doesn't mean you want to be it. I mean, that's how straight men are with women, right? I could be wrong, but that's just a thought that came to mind when you mentioned that.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Spoiler: ugh

Can be yours for 1500$. Wish I could save the video of it walking around, it's truly unnerving. It looks like one of those dogs with short spine syndrome.

This thing is built on paper mache. With installed LED lights. Totally not a disaster in the making.

This one is kinda cute, in a really exceptional way.

The paws are really nice but the head looks tumorous.

Not poorly made jut...creepy.

My personal favorite. It looks like a gremlin.

Edit: Not sure why its saying some of the images are broken, when I go in to edit the post they're visible. Help would be appreciated because I'm autistic as fuck apparently.

 

[Double Dragon]

Ooooh man this looks like one of those images of dogs post eating a bee

Either way tho, content!

Spoiler: duct tape?

Spoiler: stop looking at me

Not badly constructed, just... Terrifying

Spoiler: brush your fur

Spoiler: ...?

Tweaker fox?

Spoiler: horrifying

Spoiler: found at goodwill

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: creepy

 

[FaggotMao]

 

[MangledTwot]

Crikey these are fucking shit.