Britain is the Shittiest Country in the World - Fuck you if you're British it's not like you can do anything about me saying that

[Shokew]

At least your internet is good - right? RIGHT?? .....NO???

Don't worry, it's more shite being Scottish - they wish they were colonized by you; even after who knows how long, it's still a shite state of affairs and no amount of fresh air is gonna make any difference!

Oh, wait - England doesn't have fresh air, either. OOPS.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Way Britain can fix itself:

Scrap the tv lisence (yes it’s actually illegal if you don’t pay for the BBC to harbour paedophiles).

Bring back hanging (it’s cheaper to hang muderers, rapists and paedophiles than housing them in jail).

Scrap hate speech laws and put those useless twats who call themselves police back on the streets.

Make St. George’s day a bank holiday.

Restore the hereditary House of Lords.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Restore the hereditary House of Lords.

We need to dismantle the whole fucking system and replace with a parliament ruled by a constitution guaranteeing rights freedom of speech and set terms for Prime Ministers and Parliaments and place the monarchy as a ceremonial position instead of the head of state.
We also need England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland to each have their own parliaments with their own constitutions and spread around the civil service so isn't so heavily concentrated in London.

 

[CWCissey]

You think that's bad? Lola by The Kinks got banned at one point not because it's about boffing a tranny, but because it mentioned Coca Cola! Ray Davies had to re-record the whole song and change it to Cherry Cola so it would play on the radio! Also they pitched a fit and refused to let the Sex Pistols be Number 1 in the charts during the Queen's Silver Jubilee.

Fuck the BBC.

Oh and while we're posting Pulp related things.

 

[Shokew]

Tell someone American Football is better than English Football... How will it go??? Not well, as British people can't throw down all that good. Well, unless too drunk to walk around properly. Even then...

If only V for Vendetta were a real thing... He could teach you blokes how to get your fighting spirit back proper. God knows you need it back BAD.

 

[CWCissey]

Tell someone American Football is better than English Football... How will it go??? Not well, as British people can't throw down all that good. Well, unless too drunk to walk around properly. Even then...

Well of course if you go after football fans. Gone are the days of the 70's hooligan.

Try it with a rugby fan, at least they've kept their fighting spirit, and they'll likely be super gentlemanly about it too.

 

[TaterBot]

I'm still trying to find the country of "Britain" on my world map.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Brits Out! Up the Continuity IRA!
RREEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[HG 400]

You think that's bad? Lola by The Kinks got banned at one point not because it's about boffing a tranny, but because it mentioned Coca Cola! Ray Davies had to re-record the whole song and change it to Cherry Cola so it would play on the radio! Also they pitched a fit and refused to let the Sex Pistols be Number 1 in the charts during the Queen's Silver Jubilee.

Also censored ninja turtles because it had nunchucks.

 

[CWCissey]

Also censored ninja turtles because it had nunchucks.

Did it? I know we changed the title of the cartoon from Ninja Turtles to Hero Turtles but I didn't know it got rid of the nunchucks.

 

[HG 400]

Did it? I know we changed the title of the cartoon from Ninja Turtles to Hero Turtles but I didn't know it got rid of the nunchucks.

They edited it into a grappling hook because nunchucks are a dangerous and deadly weapon, unlike swords.

 

[CWCissey]

They edited it into a grappling hook because nunchucks are a dangerous and deadly weapon, unlike swords.

Fucking Hell! I didn't even notice!

 

[Shiversblood]

Censorship is so fucking cowardly! The British people fucking turned Michaelangelo homosexual in their version by taking away his nunchucks.