Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Bob trying to shame people like me will never not be hilarious.

Being friends with people and accepting their differences? Pffffft.

This is why you have no friends.

This is called "A symptom of a heart attack" and once again, please see a fucking doctor.

Some jokes just write themselves with this fatso.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Again, it's called Sleep Apnea, and please see a fucking doctor already.

"Waste of time I don't have"

What time? He lives in a basement and his job is making videos bitching about pop culture. He's got little to no active social life and no outside deadlines imposed by actual employers. Bob's got all the time in the world.

Unless it's time for playing Mario. Yeah, that's probably it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Waste of time I don't have"

What time? He lives in a basement and his job is making videos bitching about pop culture. He's got little to no active social life and no outside deadlines imposed by actual employers. Bob's got all the time in the world.

Unless it's time for playing Mario. Yeah, that's probably it.

He needs to make a Part 52 on why Batman v Superman is the worst film of all time and responsible for every evil on this earth.

So what do we do when Bob has a legit heart attack or stroke?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So what do we do when Bob has a legit heart attack or stroke?

Wade through five pages in this thread of variations on "And nothing of value was lost."

 

[AnOminous]

Bob trying to shame people like me will never not be hilarious.

Almost anything Bob says can be answered by just posting that Mario suit picture and saying "This is you."

 

[Gordon Cole]

Utilizing a large vocabulary does not make you sound more intelligent, you bloviating, Manichean moron.

Anime Avatar: *Brings out solid point.*
Bob: "Anime Avatar, immediately disqualified!"

WOW OKAY, NO PROJECTION HERE.

Notch and Doug TenNapel might be exceptional, but they've at least made worthwhile things. What have you done?

 

[Lensherr]

"Quagmeyer".
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I'm getting major "family values politician turns out to be a closeted gay" vibes from these tweets. I'll give it a year before he actually gets accused of sexual harassment.

"What, you seriously think I have concrete ideas?"
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If they were truly "rightwing edgelords", then why the fuck would they choose communism over Nazism/fascism, considering the latter two get a MUCH more virulent response from the public at large (just go to any college campus and see the normalization of communist rhetoric that takes place there). And if Bob truly cared about his goals, he'd quit stumping for Clinton and other neoliberals and find another way to try and achieve them, considering that their strategies have failed to gain ground over the past year.

Bob trying to shame people like me will never not be hilarious.
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(The more I think about it, the more I start to believe that Bob is just a neocon in denial)

Being friends with people and accepting their differences? Pffffft.

This is why you have no friends.
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This is what happens when you have a job that involves you being sheltered in a basement with little to no interaction with the outside world.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Who would reasonably able to accuse him of sexual harassment, though? Only way for that to happen would be if his mom interpreted having to pick up and wash his cummy socks as "harassment."

 

[vertexwindi]

Utilizing a large vocabulary does not make you sound more intelligent, you bloviating, Manichean moron.
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Anime Avatar: *Brings out solid point.*
Bob: "Anime Avatar, immediately disqualified!"
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WOW OKAY, NO PROJECTION HERE.
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Notch and Doug TenNapel might be exceptional, but they've at least made worthwhile things. What have you done?
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Bob seems a bit upset about Minecraft being bigger than Mario.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm getting major "family values politician turns out to be a closeted gay" vibes from these tweets. I'll give it a year before he actually gets accused of sexual harassment.

...Yeah, he's hiding something.

 

[AnOminous]

Utilizing a large vocabulary does not make you sound more intelligent, you bloviating, Manichean moron.
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I find it pretty hard to believe I'm in the same species as this disgusting, useless fat autistic slob, too.

 

[link1234]

Yeah the only real problems I had with Logan was the addition of the other mutants which I think takes away somewhat from the importance of Maria, piss poor villains, and the fact that I preferred the dialogue as to the action, still I can recognize something special. It is funny that the muties have done more to try and make their universe more diverse with fun movies like First Class, serious movies like Logan, and comedies like Deadpool, another film Bob gives only tepid praise towards.

In fact, I think Bob almost has always shat on The X-Men even when they didn't deserve with, can anyone else confirm my suspicions?

I seem to remember him being upset at the X-men movies for being the first big successful super hero movie after the flop of Batman & Robin and in order to distance itself from it the heroes outfits are dark. Basically this scene.

Being friends with people and accepting their differences? Pffffft.

This is why you have no friends.
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I called this back in September. He is going to bring back his "there are only two people, Thinkers and Believers" talk. He used to post this crap on his blog for a time. This was a few years before GamerGate happened. I do remember even his fans hated that nonsense. Over time I believe Bob has lost a lot of his fans but built a new audience who agrees with his insane political views.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

"Waste of time I don't have"

What time? He lives in a basement and his job is making videos bitching about pop culture. He's got little to no active social life and no outside deadlines imposed by actual employers. Bob's got all the time in the world.

Unless it's time for playing Mario. Yeah, that's probably it.

I hope that Bob doesn't (or does) see this about Mario:

EDIT: If I've shocked and/or offended any Kiwiers (Kiwis? Kiwi and Strawberries?), I'm...not sorry, because it's Bob Chipman.

I find it pretty hard to believe I'm in the same species as this disgusting, useless fat autistic slob, too.

That's what makes the human race so diverse (in both good ways and bad): filled with the best of the best, the worst of the worst, and everything in between.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If they were truly "rightwing edgelords", then why the fuck would they choose communism over Nazism/fascism, considering the latter two get a MUCH more virulent response from the public at large (just go to any college campus and see the normalization of communist rhetoric that takes place there). And if Bob truly cared about his goals, he'd quit stumping for Clinton and other neoliberals and find another way to try and achieve them, considering that their strategies have failed to gain ground over the past year.

I mean it makes sense in the context that Bob himself is a Randroid who cosplays as a "Progressive" who are generally cosplaying being left/liberal.

 

[MarineN*423543]

"Waste of time I don't have"

What time? He lives in a basement and his job is making videos bitching about pop culture. He's got little to no active social life and no outside deadlines imposed by actual employers. Bob's got all the time in the world.

Unless it's time for playing Mario. Yeah, that's probably it.

question is, he can actually get out of the basement?, last time i checked wooden stairs could handle so much weight

 

[Done]

I'm getting major "family values politician turns out to be a closeted gay" vibes from these tweets. I'll give it a year before he actually gets accused of sexual harassment.

This is what happens when you have a job that involves you being sheltered in a basement with little to no interaction with the outside world.

Implying that Bob has a job or will even have contact with women that he will sexually abuse..

The rating gives itself.

I seem to remember him being upset at the X-men movies for being the first big successful super hero movie after the flop of Batman & Robin and in order to distance itself from it the heroes outfits are dark. Basically this scene.

I called this back in September. He is going to bring back his "there are only two people, Thinkers and Believers" talk. He used to post this crap on his blog for a time. This was a few years before GamerGate happened. I do remember even his fans hated that nonsense. Over time I believe Bob has lost a lot of his fans but built a new audience who agrees with his insane political views.

I don't think he gained much of an audience with his superior future spiel. If he did, he wouldn't still be living in a basement.

 

[Gordon Cole]

lol okay AM.

I don't think he gained much of an audience with his superior future spiel. If he did, he wouldn't still be living in a basement.

 

[Done]

lol okay AM.
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[Pointless Pedant]

lol okay AM.
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How much of that is people following him for lolcow watching purposes, though? Weens give Chris hundreds of dollars every month.

 

[IwemduWarrior]

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...Yeah, he's hiding something.

Bob offers intellectual subversion of expectations, where anyone with an anime avatar is alt-right to the other blue check marks and thus does not deserve to be heard, to Bob anyone with an anime avatar is alt-right and does not deserve to be heard because of that, oh wait.

Also I love how having an anime picture=sexualizing and fetishising underage anime girls but Bob would probably defend the known outed pedophile Sarah Nyberg because "pedophiles are people too"