Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Done]

Amazing how it takes just one move for that despite earlier praising them for diversity. Way to stick to your opinions, Bob.

Bob always goes with what he thinks the cool kids say. If DC Entertainment manage to launch a DCEU movie with +%80 Rotten score, you know that he will praise that motherfucker to the moon.

But in this case, him and all the other SJWs know that their influence is decreasing from Marvel Entertainment, so now they discard it like an old tissue. To me, this just proves that people like Diversity & Comics were actually correct in their observation that SJWs never cared about Marvel itself or its properties. They just wanted another soapbox to preach from.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob always goes with what he thinks the cool kids say. If DC Entertainment manage to launch a DCEU movie with +%80 Rotten score, you know that he will praise that motherfucker to the moon.

This isn't even a hypothetical. That is badically what happened with Wonder Woman.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob always goes with what he thinks the cool kids say. If DC Entertainment manage to launch a DCEU movie with +%80 Rotten score, you know that he will praise that motherfucker to the moon.

But in this case, him and all the other SJWs know that their influence is decreasing from Marvel Entertainment, so now they discard it like an old tissue. To me, this just proves that people like Diversity & Comics were actually correct in their observation that SJWs never cared about Marvel itself or its properties. They just wanted another soapbox to preach from.

Which would be funny since it's not even "Bob's soapbox". It's not like he was writing any of it.

This isn't even a hypothetical. That is badically what happened with Wonder Woman.

Even then he keeps trying to sneak in "Guardians 2 was better" and mentioning he only bumps WW up for being a "landmark for feminism".

 

[Kyria the Great]

Which would be funny since it's not even "Bob's soapbox". It's not like he was writing any of it.


Even then he keeps trying to sneak in "Guardians 2 was better" and mentioning he only bumps WW up for being a "landmark for feminism".

Well I can at least agree with Bob that Guardians 2 was better due to the solid direction of James Gunn, but still even with the high critical praise he still shits on Logan and Spiderman:Homecoming?

 

[Mola Ram]

Even then he keeps trying to sneak in "Guardians 2 was better" and mentioning he only bumps WW up for being a "landmark for feminism".

Yeah really, fuck Mary Shelley and Elizabeth Cady Stanton. A fictional titty pinup invented by a creepy fetish deviant is way more of a landmark.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah really, fuck Mary Shelley and Elizabeth Cady Stanton. A fictional titty pinup invented by a creepy fetish deviant is way more of a landmark.

Wondy is popular with feminists for essentially being the only female cape they can name that isn't part of another IP. Not that anyone can tell you anything about her that isn't "Amazons" or "....she's like so inspirational, you know?"

Yeah, I don't know why they don't focus on real people either.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Yeah, I don't know why they don't focus on real people either.

Spoiler

Because :autism:

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Well I can at least agree with Bob that Guardians 2 was better due to the solid direction of James Gunn, but still even with the high critical praise he still shits on Logan and Spiderman:Homecoming?

He shits on Homecoming because it's not the original Spider Man trilogy, and he shits on Logan because he has terrible taste in movies and because the movie is dark and serious instead of being a ridiculous film where wolverine cracks jokes every 5 seconds.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He shits on Homecoming because it's not the original Spider Man trilogy, and he shits on Logan because he has terrible taste in movies and because the movie is dark and serious instead of being a ridiculous film where wolverine cracks jokes every 5 seconds.

Yeah the only real problems I had with Logan was the addition of the other mutants which I think takes away somewhat from the importance of Maria, piss poor villains, and the fact that I preferred the dialogue as to the action, still I can recognize something special. It is funny that the muties have done more to try and make their universe more diverse with fun movies like First Class, serious movies like Logan, and comedies like Deadpool, another film Bob gives only tepid praise towards.

In fact, I think Bob almost has always shat on The X-Men even when they didn't deserve with, can anyone else confirm my suspicions?

 

[IwemduWarrior]

*AHEM*

*Ahem*

Bob...Please. Read Big time, Civil war, and ends of the earth. Spider-man has used armors in the past to stop bigger threats. He would have known that, if he actually opened a fucking comic.

Also to an extent theres the Iron spider, and Ben Rileys spiderman suit is much more developed and mechanical than it seems lol peter is supposed to be a genius why wouldnt he use gadgets

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

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This has been bothering me for a little while. Originally I was just thinking "'all our toys in one place yay yay yay' what are you, seven?"
But it was Bob's comment that rankled me.

"Preferable to most of the U.S. because they have more vested interest in a population that's secure enough to shop."

That is the single most fucking privileged thing I've heard somebody say. "You can't afford to go watch movies all the time and fill your bookcase with cheap plastic shit? You're a literal nazi, an obsolete garbage human, an unevolved trumpling mayonnaise ghoul. Just let your superiors take over all ready, you obviously can't take care of yourself."

I know you're not supposed to get angry over cows but, jesus I hope I'm just reading that wrong.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Again, it's called Sleep Apnea, and please see a fucking doctor already.

"Quagmeyer".

"What, you seriously think I have concrete ideas?"

 

[The Valeyard]

"Quagmeyer".
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Is Bob's sleaziest "friend" Devin Faraci? Because I haven't forgotten that he knew about him.

 

[A Random]

Who had their dicks out at work today?

 

[Foltest]

So he calls Julian Assange a neonazi. Assange is a lot of things (dbag,dick etc) but he ain't a neonazi. Does Bob even know what a fucking neonazi is?!

 

[TwoHundredPercentFaggot]

"What, you seriously think I have concrete ideas?"
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Why does Bob think that not having any principles means he can't be an ideologue?

 

[AnOminous]

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Suppose that's the hell of it with Bob. He's so insulated both online and irl that nobody can really call him on how terrible he is. He'll keep prattling on until he finally dies in his "apartment" and we find the headline, "Boston man's bloated corpse stuck in basement"

It baffles me that a markedly inferior, morbidly obese, literally basement dwelling autistic moron whose main claim to fame is being fat, can somehow view himself as superior to anyone at all. In any actually superior future, mutants like him would be aborted.

 

[Emperor Julian]

"What, you seriously think I have concrete ideas?"
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I see he's still commited to the pretence he doesn't have obvious and deeply held beliefs. Its genuily embarrising at this stage.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What if Bob's fetish for an authoritarian one world government is because he can't remember the individual countries and wants a shorter list?

 

[Kiwifarmed]

Again, it's called Sleep Apnea, and please see a fucking doctor already.
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Yeah and it sounds like an actually serious case of sleep apnea, the way he describes it.
Well if he doesn't seek treatment he will probably get a heart disease, even a stroke.