Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

His Spider-Man spergery knows no bounds.
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*AHEM*

*Ahem*

Bob...Please. Read Big time, Civil war, and ends of the earth. Spider-man has used armors in the past to stop bigger threats. He would have known that, if he actually opened a fucking comic.

 

[A Random]

What's his armor rant about?

 

[Hiragana]

Bob doesn't like change. From Mario, and now, to Spiderman he wants them to go back to how he first was introduced to these characters.

For all is talk about the Superior Future, he seems to more yearn for the past.

 

[Flexo]

"But when I do it to strangers, then it's a-ok!"
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Eat shit, Bob.
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I guess 262 people can project at the same time.
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You know what Bob? I'm pulling out McCain's quote again:

"One might think that Bob Chipman, being so superior as to be able to discern who amongst us is “properly evolved,” must be a total babe magnet, because all the chicks want to swing with the Alpha Male, right? Rather ironically, however, Bob Chipman is a bloated endomorph whose lifetime total number of female partners is zero, as far as anyone on the Internet knows. And, just by the way, Bob has been diagnosed with Type II diabetes, which doesn’t seem like a “superior future” kind of thing.

If “the personal is political,” as feminists say, isn’t it fair to suspect that Bob Chipman is projecting his own manifest inferiority on others? He is obsessed with “societal evolution,” and the idea that people he doesn’t like (i.e., Republicans) are unevolved and therefore unworthy of the “superior future.” Yet whatever the future may be, in 30 or 40 years, will there be any of Bob Chipman’s offspring there? This doesn’t seem likely and so, in the Darwinian sense, it is he who is faced with evolutionary failure, his evident inability to find a mate and reproduce having rendered him unfit for any future, superior or otherwise.

“The future belongs to those who show up for it,” as Mark Steyn says. Strange how the Darwinist fanatics so often prove to be dinosaurs . . ."

What's his armor rant about?

The infinity war trailer dropped recently and there's spider-man with armor in it.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob doesn't like change. From Mario, and now, to Spiderman he wants them to go back to how he first was introduced to these characters.

For all is talk about the Superior Future, he seems to more yearn for the past.

Bob hates change? What is he, a conservative or something?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob hates change? What is he, a conservative or something?

"Change is good unless it's me that needs to change."

 

[link1234]

Bob has made the same complaint about Spider-man before many times with Batman. He thinks the movies get the costume wrong because armor does not work with there fighting.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob Chipman is so exceptional he mentioned the voter disenfranchisement in the old Democratic South to try to discredit a Republican. I'd love to see what his opinion on Woodrow Wilson was. Was he part of the Superior Future for fighting German imperialism, or part of the Inferior Past for his love of segregation and the KKK?

Well, Wilson championed the League of Nations, sort of a proto-U.N., so he's an internationalist. So it depends on which he loves more: internationalism or black peo... Oh, wait. Bob doesn't really love either of those things, because Bob loves nothing except Mario and Marvel. So it depends on which Bob hates more: whites, or nationalists. I'm guessing the latter, so champion of segregation it is!

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Bob hates change? What is he, a conservative or something?

No, he's just an autist. Autists hate change.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What's his armor rant about?

In the Infinity War trailer, Spider-Man’s wearing that Iron Spider costume from the end of Homecoming.

Bob apparently has issues with this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Has Bob said anything about the controversy about Marvel Entertainment's new EiC using a Japanese pseudonym in the early 2000s? Diversity guys and journalists were losing their shit over it because of some nonsense about "creators of color not being given a fair shot". It's mostly cause they're paranoid about the current direction (probably) ending and Marvel Entertainment has made a statement along the lines of "lol stop being offended at this".

I wonder if he'd join the angry people who don't read comics screaming about diversity or side with the big corporation.

 

[Positron]

Eat shit, Bob.
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Is "corophilia" the love for choral music?
Stop using big words you can't spell, much less understand, friendo.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Is "corophilia" the love for choral music?
Stop using big words you can't spell, much less understand, friendo.

I still can't help but laugh at the eugenicist language he uses about "evolved" people while still being ostensibly left wing. The cognitive dissonance is tritonal.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Just wait till you make the cover.

Has Bob said anything about the controversy about Marvel Entertainment's new EiC using a Japanese pseudonym in the early 2000s? Diversity guys and journalists were losing their shit over it because of some nonsense about "creators of color not being given a fair shot". It's mostly cause they're paranoid about the current direction (probably) ending and Marvel Entertainment has made a statement along the lines of "lol stop being offended at this".

I wonder if he'd join the angry people who don't read comics screaming about diversity or side with the big corporation.

He responded through jokes and promoting illiteracy out of spite.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I still can't help but laugh at the eugenicist language he uses about "evolved" people while still being ostensibly left wing. The cognitive dissonance is tritonal.

Well there are people like Bob who believes that eugenics is beneficial to the majority and would forgo any degree of ethics, morality or personal responsibility to benefit the majority. I personally believe Bob wants a landed elite society where small pockets of mega-cities dictate what is right to the masses and damn all thee who doesn't live in them.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He responded through jokes and promoting illiteracy out of spite.

Amazing how it takes just one move for that despite earlier praising them for diversity. Way to stick to your opinions, Bob.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Amazing how it takes just one move for that despite earlier praising them for diversity. Way to stick to your opinions, Bob.

Bob is like a leaf in the wind that will blow wherever authoritarian type opinions blow. The more he talks I seriously believe he would have been a Mussolini Blackshirt as Italian Fascism would probably jell with they way he views society perfectly well

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Is "corophilia" the love for choral music?
Stop using big words you can't spell, much less understand, friendo.

Does he mean “korophilia,” perhaps?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does he mean “korophilia,” perhaps?

White people are like young boys?

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

White people are like young boys?

I think he’s talking about Roy Moore or something