Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[vertexwindi]

Maybe? Not like I'd (be able to) wear them, depends if you can sell it.

They'd make for cheap tents.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Also I love how having an anime picture=sexualizing and fetishising underage anime girls but Bob would probably defend the known outed pedophile Sarah Nyberg because "pedophiles are people too"

Ask and ye shall recieve

He uses the "Nyberg did nothing wrong, it was merely a prank/ruse/trick/elaborate con/joke/etc" defense to get around the fact that he's defending a sick fuck.

"Fictional children are more important than real ones."
- Bob Chipman

 

[cypocryphy]

Yeah and it sounds like an actually serious case of sleep apnea, the way he describes it.
Well if he doesn't seek treatment he will probably get a heart disease, even a stroke.

To quote the pro wrestler New Jack, "I don't care if the motherfucker dies".

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Ask and ye shall recieve

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He uses the "Nyberg did nothing wrong, it was merely a prank/ruse/trick/elaborate con/joke/etc" defense to get around the fact that he's defending a sick fuck.

"Relavency," says the smartest, most enlightened being in the history of the planet

 

[IwemduWarrior]

"Relavency," says the smartest, most enlightened being in the history of the planet

Shit, aint according to Bob having a typo makes your entire argument invalid, does this mean he actually thinks Nicholas is a pedo.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Hmm... let's see here...
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Not sure you should be talking about "petering out" there Bob...

Bob and Razorfist come from the same group of "old YouTubers" that could have made it big, but for whatever reason their channels grew very slowly, but Razorfist's channel has been gaining a lot of traction lately, say what you will about his political videos, but they seem to be the ones who get the most views on his channel, he also just recently got over the 100k subscriber mark, which indicates that his channel is starting to grow a lot faster than before.

I actually wouldn't be surprised if Razorfist ends up having more subscribers than Moviebob by this time next year.

 

[thismanlies]

Ask and ye shall recieve

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He uses the "Nyberg did nothing wrong, it was merely a prank/ruse/trick/elaborate con/joke/etc" defense to get around the fact that he's defending a sick fuck.

I get the feeling that the only reason why he doesn't outright defend pedophilia is because there's occasionally a Republican in the midwest who gets caught with kiddie porn.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Bob and Razorfist come from the same group of "old YouTubers" that could have made it big, but for whatever reason their channels grew very slowly, but Razorfist's channel has been gaining a lot of traction lately, say what you will about his political videos, but they seem to be the ones who get the most views on his channel, he also just recently got over the 100k subscriber mark, which indicates that his channel is starting to grow a lot faster than before.

I actually wouldn't be surprised if Razorfist ends up having more subscribers than Moviebob by this time next year.

Also, despite some of Razorfist's own lolcowish behavior, his thread just barely reached double digits (in terms of pages) as of this writing and Bob is all the way up to almost 850 pages. One of them has something resembling restraint and it isn't the one whose body is literally collapsing in on itself.

 

[Mola Ram]

Also, despite some of Razorfist's own lolcowish behavior, his thread just barely reached double digits (in terms of pages) as of this writing and Bob is all the way up to almost 850 pages. One of them has something resembling restraint and it isn't the one whose body is literally collapsing in on itself.

I find it really interesting that Bob would treat Razorfist with any kind of respect (relatively speaking). I mean, given Bob's opinions, doesn't Razorfist meet the definition of "garbage people" or "barely-evolved human" or whatever Bob is calling people he doesn't like today? It's kind of strange he actually admits Razorfist has talent even as he sneers that he's a has-been.

One almost suspects he doesn't want to provoke him, for some silly reason.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I find it really interesting that Bob would treat Razorfist with any kind of respect (relatively speaking). I mean, given Bob's opinions, doesn't Razorfist meet the definition of "garbage people" or "barely-evolved human" or whatever Bob is calling people he doesn't like today? It's kind of strange he actually admits Razorfist has talent even as he sneers that he's a has-been.

One almost suspects he doesn't want to provoke him, for some silly reason.

Amazing that he even said that, considering their first "interaction" was Bob parodying Razorfist with the "Anti-Thinker". Yes, the metal fan with a taste for stealth games and near future philosophy is apparently the epitome of all that is dudebro in Bob's glacomic eyes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I've got another catchphrase for you:

Hey Bob, your Randroid side's showing again.

"And they say Art History is an impractical field of study."

 

[Foltest]

I find it really interesting that Bob would treat Razorfist with any kind of respect (relatively speaking). I mean, given Bob's opinions, doesn't Razorfist meet the definition of "garbage people" or "barely-evolved human" or whatever Bob is calling people he doesn't like today? It's kind of strange he actually admits Razorfist has talent even as he sneers that he's a has-been.

One almost suspects he doesn't want to provoke him, for some silly reason.

hmm, I wonder why?

 

[Gordon Cole]

P.S. Here he is on some shithole podcast talking about Goldfinger.
http://www.cinemaspection.com/2017/11/episode-60-goldfinger.html?spref=tw

And holy hell this description:

"In our newest episode, the honeymoon is over as Tim forces Corinne to watch yet another James Bond movie, with MovieBob joining them again to face the toxic masculinity of the popular 007 outing Goldfinger. We discuss the metaphorical and nearly literal emasculation of Bond, compare the greedy title villain to a certain head of state, and suggest that more casting decisions should be contingent on wrestling matches. Warning: Contains explicit language, spoilers, and a choice of hats: duck or projectile. Also pleased be advised that we do discuss sexual assault as a theme in the film, something that's almost a given with James Bond by this point."

 

[Mola Ram]

I've got another catchphrase for you:

Uh ... he does understand that Dirty Harry was largely a reactionary response to what a hippie-infested shithole San Francisco had become? Saying Dirty Harry is iconic of San Fran is like saying Bernie Goetz is iconic of 80s NYC.

Haha, Bob understanding something, what the fuck is wrong with me.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Uh ... he does understand that Dirty Harry was largely a reactionary response to what a hippie-infested shithole San Francisco had become?

To be fair, not many people (besides film historians who actually know what they're talking about and can analyze a movie worth a damn) know that. Pop culture osmosis and being endlessly parodied pretty much stripped that.

 

[RockVolnutt]

To be fair, not many people (besides film historians who actually know what they're talking about and can analyze a movie worth a damn) know that. Pop culture osmosis and being endlessly parodied pretty much stripped that.

You mean what Bob claims to be?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Also, despite some of Razorfist's own lolcowish behavior, his thread just barely reached double digits (in terms of pages) as of this writing and Bob is all the way up to almost 850 pages.

To be fair, the main reason the Razorfist thread's around has less to do with his lolcows traits (he has some, but nowhere near enough to sustain a long-term thread) and more to do with @*Asterisk* wanting to raise a personal army against him for daring to support Trump.

 

[Water-T]

"All those leftist Hollywood liberals caught feeling up women and/or raping them? They weren't real liberals"

Sure, Blob. they just touted left wing politics (or were actual Democratic politicians) for decades and donated to leftist causes for the fun of it.

This is Chob Bipman's biggest problem: It's all about sides, and the minute someone on his side fucks up, he automatically pulls that old "No True Scotsman" fallacy, instead of realizing that not all liberals are perfect and need to be called out when they fuck up...and i'm saying this as a long time liberal that voted twice for Bill Clinton and Obama.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"All those leftist Hollywood liberals caught feeling up women and/or raping them? They weren't real liberals"

Sure, Blob. they just touted left wing politics (or were actual Democratic politicians) for decades and donated to leftist causes for the fun of it.

This is Chob Bipman's biggest problem: It's all about sides, and the minute someone on his side fucks up, he automatically pulls that old "No True Scotsman" fallacy, instead of realizing that not all liberals are perfect and need to be called out when they fuck up...and i'm saying this as a long time liberal that voted twice for Bill Clinton and Obama.

But how many times did you get an erection fantasizing about killing the poor and killing workers for offending big corporations like a TRUE lefty?

 

[Done]

You mean what Bob claims to be?

Actually, Bob does have a film degree. A useless seeming one, given his opinions, but a true & honest one nonetheless.

Honestly, Bob isn't a completely stupid person, he just suffers from a lack of self-introspection, self-awareness & complete disregard for any opinions other then the cool kids' table (Currently the blue checkmark squad). He also has no real drive for self-improvement. All this contributed to his marked insanity we see at the moment. But he is one of the more fixable cows.

Hell, if you check his really really old blog posts, he almost seems like a (relatively) normal basement-dwelling nerd.