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It makes me wonder though. I get his current 'back taxes' situation. But what about his current taxes he never mentions? Yeah he has to pay the back taxes, but what about keeping up with the current taxes that he already owes with Washington's Business and Occupation tax?

I mean, this is something he's never paid before, it's essentially another bill, if he already is strapped for cash, how will he manage with another set of 'taxes'?

Makes me think still that he's full of shit, but I guess we will see.
 
@AmericanYanky got hold of his degree verification (probably paid forty bucks through the clearinghouse since they also verified attendance dates), and null verified that the papers existed since they didn't want to post them publicly for some reason. so he does have a degree, with honors, and i'm baffled.

I looked it up, Fairfield's honors program only requires a B/B+ average in the 1st year and the substitution of a few social science electives. More importantly, there were zero requirements needed to remain in the program.... completing the honors classes with straight "D" grades, or his GPA falling below 3.0 after he was in, would not have disqualified him. As anyone who has attended an American school can confirm, a B+ average in entry level English and Calculus is trivial.

Just like his EVO 2004 "win", Phil's accomplishment here really doesn't stand up to scrutiny :)
 
'I can't play another game I'm not gonna get paid for...'

YOU WERE ALREADY PAID $1200 TO PLAY IT MONTHS AGO. Why do none of his viewers call him out on this?? You mean you can't get paid for it TWICE.

He wants people to pay him on Patreon to play a game, then stream it on Twitch where he gets tips/bits/ad revenue and then upload videos to Youtube, where he earns more money from ad revenue. Then he has the gall to shit on Nintendo for "double dipping".
 
He wants people to pay him on Patreon to play a game, then stream it on Twitch where he gets tips/bits/ad revenue and then upload videos to Youtube, where he earns more money from ad revenue. Then he has the gall to shit on Nintendo for "double dipping".

Thats more than double dipping but what do you expect from the fat fuck
 
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I finally found this freaking picture. I'll let it speak for itself, considering this was DAYS after the Leanna break-up announcement. I know that we've pretty much driven this "new gf" topic as far as it'll go at this point, but I still think there's something to this. Just food for thought.
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It makes me wonder though. I get his current 'back taxes' situation. But what about his current taxes he never mentions? Yeah he has to pay the back taxes, but what about keeping up with the current taxes that he already owes with Washington's Business and Occupation tax?

I mean, this is something he's never paid before, it's essentially another bill, if he already is strapped for cash, how will he manage with another set of 'taxes'?

Makes me think still that he's full of shit, but I guess we will see.
I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure he said the January bill he is making such a big deal about is for this years taxes.
 
I still call bullshit on him getting honors in college. Like I'm sure it did happen but he must have cheated or something. Phil is dumbest person I've encountered in my entire life. Like the guy has no critical thinking skills at all or research skills. How the fuck did he get honors in college? Something doesn't add up. I've met some really smart people in my life and they all share similar characteristics none of which Phil has.
 
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Same tactics, different day. He always saves information for when he can use it best (AKA wring out more money from people). It's actually one of the worst things about Phil, in my opinion. His stupidity, ignorance of everything, etc, all pale in comparison to some of the more grotesque things he does. One of them being his claim that he's "always honest"/"one of the most honest guys", yet we've seen many times (especially as of late) that he keeps certain things to himself until he can reveal it to get the most pity donations.

Like I said a while back, it's really quite disturbing when a grown man is perfectly fine with revealing personal details about people, but is incredibly cryptic and vague about other things, because he's waiting for the right time to beg/it doesn't benefit him just yet.

He always says how honest he is but it only seems that way because while he does tell everyone about major, personal events in his life (maybe a bit too much since it's always used against him and used as evidence when it comes to flip flopping and hypocrisy) It turns out there's a ton of personal events he keeps secret until needed. So that's not being honest and not "sharing my personal life with you guys unlike those other YOOTOOBERS who are fake and don't share stuff" that is equally being as fake as the "other yootoobers" since he's hiding so much from his viewers unless he needs it as ammo.

Also he really is very adamant for this new chick to move in with him. He started dating Leanna late 2011 and move in with her mid 2014. He wants to move in with this new chick who he started seeing "late summer" so July/August and wants her to move in by February/March it seems. Thats SO hasty. Part of the problem with Phil and Leanna's relationship was early on they hardly saw each other, they saw each other once a month and the rest was talking online. So then they move in together, and they went from irregularly seeing each other to seeing each other constantly during the day, they just straight up skipped the "seeing each other regularly" and "seeing each other daily" parts of the relationship. So then it turns out when living with each other, they have barely anything in common, they end up getting annoyed by each other and falling out of love. You can just tell if you look at videos from 2014 compared to 2016 they just had no chemistry and it all fell apart once they REALLY got to know each other and actually spend time with one another. They say on opposite couches to watch TV together.

And he says he's met this girl only three times and he wants to move in with her!?
 
Is this maybe the evidence that he's in as much money trouble as he's letting on and not hamming it up as much as some people think? I would think the MGS Redemption runs would be things he's kept in his back pocket until he's needed a bit more help since it would be something more people would want to see. Granted, it is only the short-term fix to keep his business afloat for that extra month before people get bored and leave again.

Lol wut? it's the same comically lazy sit on ass playing game b instead of sitting on ass playing game a goal he always does. It's literally almost impossible to do a lazier goal short of playing a game you already played all over again. Oh wait.
 
He always says how honest he is but it only seems that way because while he does tell everyone about major, personal events in his life (maybe a bit too much since it's always used against him and used as evidence when it comes to flip flopping and hypocrisy) It turns out there's a ton of personal events he keeps secret until needed. So that's not being honest and not "sharing my personal life with you guys unlike those other YOOTOOBERS who are fake and don't share stuff" that is equally being as fake as the "other yootoobers" since he's hiding so much from his viewers unless he needs it as ammo.

Also he really is very adamant for this new chick to move in with him. He started dating Leanna late 2011 and move in with her mid 2014. He wants to move in with this new chick who he started seeing "late summer" so July/August and wants her to move in by February/March it seems. Thats SO hasty. Part of the problem with Phil and Leanna's relationship was early on they hardly saw each other, they saw each other once a month and the rest was talking online. So then they move in together, and they went from irregularly seeing each other to seeing each other constantly during the day, they just straight up skipped the "seeing each other regularly" and "seeing each other daily" parts of the relationship. So then it turns out when living with each other, they have barely anything in common, they end up getting annoyed by each other and falling out of love. You can just tell if you look at videos from 2014 compared to 2016 they just had no chemistry and it all fell apart once they REALLY got to know each other and actually spend time with one another. They say on opposite couches to watch TV together.

And he says he's met this girl only three times and he wants to move in with her!?

People can be desperate when they're lonely and alienated everyone else in their life.
 
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I still call bullshit on him getting honors in college. Like I'm sure it did happen but he must have cheated or something. Phil is dumbest person I've encountered in my entire life. Like the guy has no critical thinking skills at all or research skills. How the fuck did he get honors in college? Something doesn't add up. I've met some really smart people in my life and they all share similar characteristics none of which Phil has.
Honestly, swinging a solid B average for honors isn't too far out for Phil; he only would need to do all of the work and try minimally on all of them to do it. Mix in some bullshit to woo less attentive instructors and some easy classes to the mix and I can see him scrape honors.

As for the idea of him getting a new squeeze, I'm gonna call BS on him getting a girlfriend until he nuts up and does the reveal; he has lied about this shit enough times that I will need to see honest footage of the two for confirmation before I let it off. Seriously, the pig has done this with a renaissance fair and a college fling that never happened, plus pretending to have a fiance in earlier web arguments to boot. He is full of enough shit to drown the earth in manure, and I ain't buying anything on it until the reveal happens like he did with his first child-bride.
 
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I love he had the balls to say "So I can have my new gf move in with me to have another source of income" holy fucking shit.
Seriously? The man has met her, what, 3 times now? I guess it's exactly as people here were saying. He NEEDS her to move in so that she can pay some bills, clean up and make him food. I don't know if he attracts oblivious people or if they are the only ones left once he reveals his true self. If he makes this new girl clean out Panda's shit I will cry laughing.
 
I also have a better biblical comparison for dsp. Judas.

So, I have some problems with DSP’s Job comparison. The entire point of the story (at least the part that isn’t poetry) is literally about a dood who is tested with sickness and misery, and the death of family and he never complained or turned away from God.

This is not Phil in the least. Does he have “misfortune”? Sure, but he definitely doesn’t take the misfortune with humility. All he does is bitch and moan about everything, blaming his misfortune on everyone but him. If anything Job blames his problems on his own actions.

Just something that has been stuck in my craw for a while.
 
As someone who's about to move in with someone, I do feel Phil is either lying through his teeth about this, actually has some history with this person to talk about moving in so soon or is it just plain desperate to not appear pitiful.

Arguments can be made for all 3 instances - he's lied previously, so why not now? If he has history with this person it may explain why things are moving as fast as they are. We know he's lonely and depressed, admitted as much since summer. But he claims that he started seeing her in summer - lot of inconsistencies with his narrative.

I still don't believe it's real personally but kinda want him to make the exact same mistakes as in the past, he moved way too quickly with Leanna. It takes a lot of time to know that you want to live with someone, speaking from my experiences.

In other news, the topic on TKOH about the metal gear patreon thing is really something. Phil losing the plot, archived entire first page.

http://archive.is/HFZ

EDIT: page 2 archived, http://archive.is/CVjIg

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4013-thoughts-on-metal-gear-solid-redemption-run/
 
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Wow, he went off on a guy and basically told him his opinion didn't matter because he was a twitch sub and not a patron.
This line is so funny to me
And you've proven my point - you're not a Patreon pledgee at all. You enjoy the daily streams but this fundraising effort obviously isn't aimed at you. So no reason to shit on it, then.
Shouldn't fundraising be aimed at basically anyone who can give him money?
 
As someone who's about to move in with someone, I do feel Phil is either lying through his teeth about this, actually has some history with this person to talk about moving in so soon or is it just plain desperate to not appear pitiful.

Arguments can be made for all 3 instances - he's lied previously, so why not now? If he has history with this person it may explain why things are moving as fast as they are. We know he's lonely and depressed, admitted as much since summer. But he claims that he started seeing her in summer - lot of inconsistencies with his narrative.

I still don't believe it's real personally but kinda want him to make the exact same mistakes as in the past, he moved way too quickly with Leanna. It takes a lot of time to know that you want to live with someone, speaking from my experiences.

In other news, the topic on TKOH about the metal gear patreon thing is really something. Phil losing the plot, archived entire first page.

http://archive.is/HFZYv

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4013-thoughts-on-metal-gear-solid-redemption-run/

I lived with one my exes for 2 years, we were together for a year before. We went out at least once or twice week, talked every day, and even WE moved too fast when we moved in together.

Now every relationship is different, but you can't tell me something is fishy when a girl is willing to move in 6 months after the last girl left (not to mention proposed to) , 5 months after you first talk and make it official (Which raises more questions to how long did they become boyfriend and girlfriend after Leanna left) , and just THREE dates... THREE!

There is either some cheating going on during DSPs last relationship, or some low self esteem issues going on. No grown woman is going to move in a house with a man she hardly knows that fast, at least none that I know.

She has to be listening to these prestreams and rants he goes on about her moving in and paying bills with all these problems with debt and taxes.

So somewhere there is a lie, either the girlfriend is complete lie, or his financial situation is being completely misrepresented and he actually has money but is milking sympathy money from fans for the hell of it. Its one or the other. But whatever, I believe in karma and he keeps lying and fucking people over that negative energy isn't just going to sit dormant or disappear.

As far as this MGS3 playthrough and that thread, it's sad Phil's counter argument was people wanted this playthrough a year ago and doesn't believe it's interest hasn't waned since then... that's how out of touch with the fans he is. But that's what happens when you never take feedback from fans and just do whatever he wants to do regardless of his fans opinion.
 
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Seriously? The man has met her, what, 3 times now? I guess it's exactly as people here were saying. He NEEDS her to move in so that she can pay some bills, clean up and make him food. I don't know if he attracts oblivious people or if they are the only ones left once he reveals his true self. If he makes this new girl clean out Panda's shit I will cry laughing.
Could you imagine going to someone you're supposed to be in a relationship with and begging them to move in. Then right when they move in you have to start bitching and moaning about how they need to "carry their own" and do the cooking, cleaning, get a job to pay the bills, etc. It's basically holding an audition to become his new mom.

As far as this MGS3 playthrough and that thread, it's sad Phil's counter argument was people wanted this playthrough a year ago and doesn't believe it's interest hasn't waned since then... that's how out of touch with the fans he is. But that's what happens you never take feedback from fans and just do whatever he wants to do regardless of his fans opinion.
I wonder if the irony has hit him that he's forcing a goal that people are at least ambivalent on and pushing back a goal that was already met to an indefinite hiatus.
 
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3/4 top comments all asking about Mario Sunshine. Even AFTER his rant about it on his first stream. I'm dead.
I hope he realizes he's killing any and all hype for this Sunshine play-through. By the time he actually plays it I doubt it'll get half the attention/attendance it would have, had he played it right away. Cause plenty of people wont really care anymore. Yeah, I know he said he's putting it off again because of his situation to which I say, "lol, should have asked chat about how to do taxes."
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