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I can't find the video now for the life of me, but something that I think is being overlooked in the Balder's Gate Saga is the part where Phil mentioned (as he's done before) that his weird hairline is because his mom used to part his hair. What he hadn't mentioned before, however, was that it wasn't until HIGH SCHOOL that he decided he didn't want his mommy parting his hair anymore, and decided to get a crew cut.
 
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I'm gonna be laughing my ass off if by some small chance Phil hits his "stretch goal" of $2,000 with the promise of doing 2 redemption runs. We all know what will happen. He'll play each for a few sessions & then drop them because "It doesn't make sense to keep playing them at this point. I need to keep my house guys". His fans won't care if he were to do that but he will get shit on by detractor community which should invariably generate some premium salt.
 
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"why that much? i need the money"
This fucking guys i swear, its like poetry.

also this "Redemption Run" bullshit makes no sense, every game he replays is him redeeming himself out of what? cheating? rage quitting? its pathetic.
 
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A Witty Name said:
You of all people should know that redemption runs actually mean "have my hand held by stream chat the whole way through"
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That still won't help him much. Stealth is Phil's bane.
Also, i never watched his other Redemption runs so i don't know if he performed better with Stream Chat help. I assumed no... Since the TIHYDPs had still been made.
 
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If you bring up that he lied and does not do what he actually promised, you are a human traash and you will get banned.

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Also, this was posted INSTEAD OF DOING THE FUKIN STREAM IN TIME.
 
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I'm not gonna do a prestream breakdown because I can't be bothered, but he's going on about his new headphones...

Mentioning the noise cancellation features and how convenient it is. Like he's sitting in some noisy environment and not an entire house by himself.

lol.
 
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Drip Feed said:

"why that much? i need the money"
This fucking guys i swear, its like poetry.

also this "Redemption Run" bullshit makes no sense, every game he replays is him redeeming himself out of what? cheating? rage quitting? its pathetic.
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He talks about how successful his Dark Souls "Redemption Run" was, yet somebody asked him the other day if he was going to replay Demon's Souls because of the servers closing down and he immediately said no. So he's "desperate" for cash, interest in a game from the same series as one of his more successful playthroughs is at an all-time high plus it's his last real chance to play the game as it was intended to be played and Phil's decided to take some time off before playing Metal Gear Solid instead because that's "the perfect situation" according to him. Good job.

Also "ladyfriend" makes it sound like he's fucking an 80 year old widow for her inheritance.
 
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Him being bitter as fuck and losing his shit over everyone panning his MGS 'Redemption Runs' is hysterical because it's SO obvious that the reason he's so fucking salty is because he pitched this as 'THE BEST PAYMETONS GOAL EVERRRR!!!' and it's fallen completely flat. Loving this hahaha!

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All Phil is doing is rushing into a relationship for purely financial reasons, how could that possibly go wrong?

Just updating the page 2 archive because there were some responses to Phil's post
http://archive.is/afFXN
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Sorry for the double post, but gotdamn! Could you imagine where this dope could be if he actually listened to incredibly well-written and logical responses like those truth bombs they dropped on that thread instead of (inevitably) lashing out at the people giving him advice??

Those two posters gave him literally the most constructive and accurate feedback someone who is running a 'business' could ask for, and not ONE FUCKING WORD is going to give him pause to think about what was said for even a single second.

As he's reading it, he's probably already working out in his head how he wants to shit on it. So fucking sad, man...
 
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> Stream regular does a cheer saying he made some extra money that he might contribute later that day
>"Sooo which way you gonna pay me huh? If you were serious you would just give me the money right now! ACKACKCAKACK!"

Can we be allowed to get mad at Phil yet? Please?
 
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I think we should call Phil's new girlfriend Anna... short for 'Another source of income'.

He literally said it. "I have a girlfriend, where if things kept going positive, she was maybe some time in 2018 going to come move in with me, then we got another source of income."

If this woman exists I feel sorry for her. She could only be a fan, since Phil doesn't leave the house. As a fan she will already be vulnerable to Phil's cult-leader personality. It also means Phil is exploiting an imbalance in the relationship: she arrived with a built-in respect and admiration for him -- fan communicating with 'celebrity'-- which Phil is willing to exploit. (Wasn't Leanna a 17-turning-18-year-old fan who contacted him online too?)

I'd say that the new girl doesn't know what she's getting into; but sadly if she's a fan, she's heard every disgraceful thing he's said and she doesn't care. She's heard him say that the only thing he misses about living with a partner is the cooked meals and the paycheck. Like everyone foolish enough to give Phil money, she knows what he's like and she's drinking the kool-aid.

Worst part? She's likely to be young and attractive. I swear, instant karma doesn't exist in this universe. Phil not only has the survival of a cockroach, but also the luck of a bastard.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Phil is sperging about people taking shit he says and trying to make it into jokes (specifically about the penne thing):
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Million dollar question right here:
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Ok, I'm a 1000% sure he watches detractor videos at night.

And to Nich' s comment, he's one of the more logical fanboys of Phil even though 65% of the shit he says I don't agree with, he's right on this. Why the fuck does he care so much? Oh that's right his ego can't take a fucking joke.

You really getting mad at "I prefer a penne, easy to eat" bruh? I mean really? But thanks for telling the world it annoys the shit out of you Phil, I'm sure people will stop saying that now they know you get mad everytime you hear or read it...
 
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Ok, I'm a 1000% sure he watches detractor videos at night.

And to Nich' s comment, he's one of the more logical fanboys of Phil even though 65% of the shit he says I don't agree with, he's right on this. Why the fuck does he care so much? Oh that's right his ego can't take a fucking joke.

You really getting mad at "I prefer a penne, easy to eat" bruh? I mean really? But thanks for telling the world it annoys the shit out of you Phil, I'm sure people will stop saying that now they know you get mad everytime you hear or read it...
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The concept of the Streisand effect still eludes him even after his 8 year legacy.
 
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