Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[Dysnomia]

There are some really, really strange fetishes in India. Because there is no sex ed, guys typically think:

-Women's breasts always produce m.ilk

-Women cum m.ilk from their breasts when aroused

That explains why the lactation fetish is so common. Also,

-Bhabi (older sister in law) / devar (younger brother in law) fetish is one of, if not the most popular porn category

-Navels and feet are hugely common fetishes as they are often the only parts exposed

- There is a general preference for heavier women (maybe because there are more malnourished people in India than all of Africa)

-Back fat fetish is a thing

- It bears repeating that the average Indian man has absolutely zero grasp of anatomy.

Fat women with backboobs should go to India to find a man.

 

[Fagnacious D]

Fat women with backboobs should go to India to find a man.

Can we just send all the SJW Tumblrinas to India so they can be far away from the CIS white oppressors and be "culturally enriched" at the same time?

 

[Big Nasty]

Can we just send all the SJW Tumblrinas to India so they can be far away from the CIS white oppressors and be "culturally enriched" at the same time?

Would probably not help, since they are not muslim and lack typical black features, the Indians would surely be regarded as some kind of dark-skinned white people.

And now, please enjoy some soothing Indian nursery rhymes:

What would you call Indian animation anyway? Indianime?

 

[xyrichard]

Years ago I read IQ and the Wealth of Nations, and I remember doubting that indians, who in my country seem to do so well, could really have IQs almost a standard deviation below the european norm. I'm now willing to concede my error.

 

[ES 148]

At least one good thing came out of India

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Indian men sometimes dial random phone numbers in hopes of finding a lady to court.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/...-for-the-right-one-through-wrong-numbers.html

Why do they write to each other in English on Facebook?

Because there are a LOT of different languages in India. There's no guarantee an Indian's Facebook friends would speak the same local language they do, but it's always safe to assume other Indians speak English.

 

[Gullik]

Apparently there are over 20 languages spoken in India and considering that there are over a billion people there it's a miracle anyone can understand each other in the Indian section of the net.

 

[Bubbleman]

No, the country itself is the lolcow. There's a difference.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if India would see it as a holy honor to be considered a lolcow, given their fetishization of cows and cow related things.

Edit: grammar fix

 

[Dongus]

Can an entire country be a lolcow?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Indian trannies sometimes kidnap men and chop off their dongs.
https://www.indiatimes.com/news/lgb...-they-re-not-always-born-that-way-257525.html

http://www.hindustantimes.com/delhi...unuch-group/story-wBmUENObCKWwTwhy3U0wCI.html

Apparently there are over 20 languages spoken in India and considering that there are over a billion people there it's a miracle anyone can understand each other in the Indian section of the net.

Over 20? It's way more than that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_India

According to Census of India of 2001, India has 122 major languages and 1599 other languages. However, figures from other sources vary, primarily due to differences in definition of the terms "language" and "dialect". The 2001 Census recorded 30 languages which were spoken by more than a million native speakers and 122 which were spoken by more than 10,000 people.

 

[NiggoPls]

I think this thread came about because of my exchange with @Haesindang Park.

 

[ICametoLurk]

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ind...ved=0ahUKEwjJ2sGl9O3XAhWCqVQKHcDRAi4Q_AUICigB

 

[Zvantastika]

Oh great, Indian memes, my favorite. At one point I thought that Indians were having a laugh at the rest of the world by making the cringiest crap possible and see us taking it seriously. But now that I have to deal with a couple of pajheets every now and then, I can confirm, they ARE insane, not just a couple of them but ALL of them, every single pajheet is fucking crazy.

God bless this mess of a thread.

 

[Big Nasty]

Just you wait until sub-saharan Africa gets connected to social media, then we'll be talking fcuking total insanity.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Now this guy is just sweet.

I'm reading Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie and I just learned that Hindus have a goddess of poo.

Poor Padma. Things are always getting her goat. Perhaps even her name: understandably enough, since her mother told her, when she was only small, that she had been named after the lotus goddess, whose most common appellation amongst village folk is 'The One Who Possesses Dung'.

I have been singing for my supper-but perhaps our Padma will be useful, because it's impossible to stop her being a critic. She is particularly angry with my remarks about her name. 'What do you know, city boy?' she cried-hand slicing the air. 'In my village there is no shame in being named for the Dung Goddess. Write at once that you are wrong, completely.' In accordance with my lotus's wishes, I insert, forthwith, a brief paean to Dung. Dung, that fertilizes and causes the crops to grow! Dung, which is patted into thin chapati-like cakes when still fresh and moist, and is sold to the village builders, who use it to secure and strengthen the walls of kachcha buildings made of mud! Dung, whose arrival from the nether end of cattle goes a long way towards explaining their divine and sacred status! Oh, yes, I was wrong, I admit I was prejudiced, no doubt because its unfortunate odours do have a way of offending my sensitive nose-how wonderful, how ineffably lovely it must be to be named for the Purveyor of Dung!

 

[drain]

Now this guy is just sweet.
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I'm reading Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie and I just learned that Hindus have a goddess of poo.

After seeing a lot of sleazy and just plain crazy people here, this dude wishing good luck and saying those things to a random stranger warmed my heart

 

[Fleeb]

DESIGNATED DOBBY STREET

 

[xyrichard]

Just you wait until sub-saharan Africa gets connected to social media, then we'll be talking fcuking total insanity.

I've got a fake Facebook account and for some reason I started adding a bunch of Liberians and Namibians and Ugandans to it. It's crazy stuff that they post. You get girls doing sexy poses outside a rusting tin shack and shit gutter like something out of a horror video game ... superzealous hyperreligiosity ... old women posing with beer bottles ... it's hard to explain how odd it is.

 

[xyrichard]

And they love adding strangers to their Facebook for some reason. Now that I have 70+ Sub-Saharan friends, I'm getting new requests on the regular.

 

[ES 148]

I made a shitpost meme facebook page as an in-joke and now I have about 200 people following it, about 75% of them are Indian or Middle-Eastern people between 18 and 35