TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Doctor Stan]

I remember this guys reviews back when I used to watch TGWTG, I think I checked him out once or twice ever or so, it was interesting. I like the idea of trying to talk about art films and maybe make them more approachable. And the snobish character seemed like a cinema snob who doesn't review porn and nazisploitation, nunsploitation, or blacksploitation films, so he's clearly the inferior one. But the thing I remember taking away was that he seemed to take himself seriously, or more seriously than he probably should. I mean, I remember the couple videos I saw starting with him looking at a dictionary, the series is called 'Brows Held High' so I assumed it was satirical, and had the apparently correct feeling that it wasn't in the slightest. Also checked his twitter, not blocked, he was sperging out about render times about a video for his patrons, which I don't get. Rendering takes a bit of time, people are aware of this fact especially if they're giving you their money to make these videos hopefully, not really funny, I just don't get it.

TLDR, needs to see a doctor to dislodge his cranium from his rectum and chill out a bit

Also, another Channel Awesome student who makes fun of Willem Dafoe. it's like damn, the sure fire way to make me dislike you.

Behead those who mock the living legend of Willem Dafoe.

 

[iafiv]

Kyle is pretty obnoxious as an individual but then again its possible he has some serious 'mental health' problems.Then again that wouldn't surprise me the folks associated with Lindsay do seem to be a bit more unstable than say the folks associated with Brad.Any person that legitimately thinks Hugh Hefner is one of history's greatest monsters is off the deep end.Hugh wasn't perfect not by a long shot but i doubt he is in the same company as Idi Amin or Pol Pot unless Kyle knows things no one else knows.

 

[CWCissey]

Kyle is pretty obnoxious as an individual but then again its possible he has some serious 'mental health' problems.Then again that wouldn't surprise me the folks associated with Lindsay do seem to be a bit more unstable than say the folks associated with Brad.Any person that legitimately thinks Hugh Hefner is one of history's greatest monsters is off the deep end.Hugh wasn't perfect not by a long shot but i doubt he is in the same company as Idi Amin or Pol Pot unless Kyle knows things no one else knows.

Didn't Hugh Hefner fund the Civil Rights Movement rather heavily?

It's like Hillarytards forgetting that Bernie did the most for the cause, even marching with MLK at one point.

As for Kyle's mental issues, he suffered heavily from depression (probably still does) as evidenced by his Melancholia review. Doesn't help that he hangs around with Ven who is a Genderspecial (albeit one who actually can be rather pleasant)

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Didn't Hugh Hefner fund the Civil Rights Movement rather heavily?

Yes
http://people.com/celebrity/hugh-hefner-legacy-human-rights-activist/
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/28/us/hugh-hefner-civil-lbgt-rights/index.html
https://www.thedailybeast.com/hugh-hefners-surprising-civil-rights-legacy
https://qz.com/1089321/remembering-playboys-hugh-hefner-porn-pioneer-and-civil-rights-activist/

He also promoted a lot of black models and black writers and comedians in his magazines.

 

[iafiv]

Maybe folks like Brad or Lindsay have some really bad therapists who instead of helping exploited their issues?It would make sense in a way.They don't seem to be the kind of folks who can figure out when they're being taken advantage of.

 

[Foltest]

Kyle is a real piece of work. When he did the spring break review he ranted about some black thugs getting killed in the end in Florida. It was around the same time as Trayvon Martin got shot. He acted like the filmmaker shouldn't have that scene in.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Kyle is such a fucking idiot. I thought at first his Snob character was just a persona, but he's the same petty snob in real life...

Also, another Channel Awesome student who makes fun of Willem Dafoe. it's like damn, the sure fire way to make me dislike you.

It reminds me. This is what made me go off him.

Bitch you did not. (LOL guess he won't be calling himself the American Stephen now.)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

It reminds me. This is what made me go off him.
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Bitch you did not. (LOL guess he won't be calling himself the American Stephen now.)

So Stephen Fry is the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom now? They can't even keep to just hating straight white men anymore.

 

[NQ 952]

@LordKaT: giving is the reason for the season. Tell us about the time Kyle blocked you. It's your time to shine.

So my LordKaT twitter account was banned a while ago (over *bread*), but here's the story:

We (a bunch of us on IRC) were sitting around, bored as fuck while GG was exploding. Not being pro nor anti GG (I'm a "what the fuck are these people sperging about and why the fuck are people using memes nazis" kind of guy) I decided to check in on both camps. The Pro-GG side seemed to be OK and had some fair points about just how shitty the reviews industry is and just how shitty conversations on the Internet had become (we went from politics in containment, to no politics at all, to only talking favorably about a certain sect of politics). Anti-GG seemed to be filled with that special kind of pseudo-intellectual that's just smart enough to know they're smart, but too dumb to see how exceptional they actually are.

We went trawling through the TGWTG twitter accounts and almost all of them were giant anti-GG faggots. Being a former member of TGWTG I wasn't really surprised. I stumbled on Kyle Kallgren's twitter. That's where the story gets fun.

Kyle hates me. I don't know why. Ever since he joined TGWTG he had apparently been a not-so-subtle critic of mine. Again, I don't really know why - I never met the guy, spoke to the guy, or remotely gave a shit about him or his content. Well, this wouldn't stand. I had to go watch some of his videos and find out more about this guy.

It was all pseudo-intellectual bullshit with flawed arguments usually using strawmen. Bleh. Why is TGWTG filled with so many faggots that can't be intellectually honest? I don't know, man.

Anyway, fast forward a few weeks. It's the Christmas season and I'm in a good mood. I've had some jabs here and there at Kyle but nothing major. After digging, it turns out that Kyle is a huge shut-in and majorly paranoid - he potentially takes medication for his paranoia. We speculated that he was actually schizophrenic. Before he DFE'd he admitted that he didn't like going outside because he was basically afraid of getting killed by (cars|black people|pollution|life) and that he would keep tabs on people walking by his house - if they walked by too much he considered (though never admitted to) calling the police.

He was like that old paranoid cat lady with the overgrown lawn.

An idea sprung into my head. "Ah-ha," I though, "perhaps if he just let loose Kyle could be a cool person." Then I noticed that Kyle didn't like eggnog - he was pulling a Dobson and bitching about things people actually like. I invited him to drink some eggnog with me. He ignored me. He kept going on about hating eggnog - he was doing that typical exceptional bullshit of tweeting without tagging someone - you know, like a bitchy faggot trying to back-talk someone without being heard? Yeah, that kind of shit.

Anyway, it turns out he's upset that I would ever try to talk to him. He was angry that someone he considered to be an "idiot" would ever dare speak to the great Kyle Kallgren. Well, I'm reminded about his paranoia and you know me - I can't stop beating a dead horse.

I ask him if the reason he won't have eggnog with me because he's afraid of the ninjas on his lawn.

After all the shit talking, all of the faggot catty backchatter, all of the stupid, whining bullshit it was eggnog ninjas that finally got me blocked.

Well, as you can imagine this made me fucking laugh my ass off. After hating me as much as he did, shit-talked me as much as he did, and basically whined like a little faggot bitch it was eggnog ninjas that got me blocked.

Eggnog fucking ninjas.

It turns out that having a small army on IRC and being in GG's good graces was a blessing from Kek. The Eggnog Ninjas were very amused. Kyle got fucking bandwagoned for about an hour over eggnog ninjas on his lawn. He hated it. Somehow, and I don't remember how - I think I was drunk with alcohol and laughter - this morphed into being afraid of lamps as well.

At that point Kyle got a block-bot and blocked anyone that followed me. Laughs were had by all.

Kyle is a fucking moron.

 

[iafiv]

So Kyle really is a guy with serious 'issues' paranoia/depression/schizophrenia maybe?I think that's the real problem of CA they ended up with far too many persons with issues and far too few competent reviewers.

 

[NQ 952]

On the lamps thing, my friendly neighborhood polish sausage reminded me that Kyle referred to me as a "racist fixture of GamerGate" to which I apparently replied "I am not a lamp."

Therefore I was a racist lamp sending eggnog ninjas to attack Kyle.

Jesus Kyle can't take a joke.

 

[El Porko Fako]

So my LordKaT twitter account was banned a while ago (over *bread*), but here's the story:

We (a bunch of us on IRC) were sitting around, bored as fuck while GG was exploding. Not being pro nor anti GG (I'm a "what the fuck are these people sperging about and why the fuck are people using memes nazis" kind of guy) I decided to check in on both camps. The Pro-GG side seemed to be OK and had some fair points about just how shitty the reviews industry is and just how shitty conversations on the Internet had become (we went from politics in containment, to no politics at all, to only talking favorably about a certain sect of politics). Anti-GG seemed to be filled with that special kind of pseudo-intellectual that's just smart enough to know they're smart, but too dumb to see how exceptional they actually are.

We went trawling through the TGWTG twitter accounts and almost all of them were giant anti-GG faggots. Being a former member of TGWTG I wasn't really surprised. I stumbled on Kyle Kallgren's twitter. That's where the story gets fun.

Kyle hates me. I don't know why. Ever since he joined TGWTG he had apparently been a not-so-subtle critic of mine. Again, I don't really know why - I never met the guy, spoke to the guy, or remotely gave a shit about him or his content. Well, this wouldn't stand. I had to go watch some of his videos and find out more about this guy.

It was all pseudo-intellectual bullshit with flawed arguments usually using strawmen. Bleh. Why is TGWTG filled with so many faggots that can't be intellectually honest? I don't know, man.

Anyway, fast forward a few weeks. It's the Christmas season and I'm in a good mood. I've had some jabs here and there at Kyle but nothing major. After digging, it turns out that Kyle is a huge shut-in and majorly paranoid - he potentially takes medication for his paranoia. We speculated that he was actually schizophrenic. Before he DFE'd he admitted that he didn't like going outside because he was basically afraid of getting killed by (cars|black people|pollution|life) and that he would keep tabs on people walking by his house - if they walked by too much he considered (though never admitted to) calling the police.

He was like that old paranoid cat lady with the overgrown lawn.

An idea sprung into my head. "Ah-ha," I though, "perhaps if he just let loose Kyle could be a cool person." Then I noticed that Kyle didn't like eggnog - he was pulling a Dobson and bitching about things people actually like. I invited him to drink some eggnog with me. He ignored me. He kept going on about hating eggnog - he was doing that typical exceptional bullshit of tweeting without tagging someone - you know, like a bitchy faggot trying to back-talk someone without being heard? Yeah, that kind of shit.

Anyway, it turns out he's upset that I would ever try to talk to him. He was angry that someone he considered to be an "idiot" would ever dare speak to the great Kyle Kallgren. Well, I'm reminded about his paranoia and you know me - I can't stop beating a dead horse.

I ask him if the reason he won't have eggnog with me because he's afraid of the ninjas on his lawn.

After all the shit talking, all of the faggot catty backchatter, all of the stupid, whining bullshit it was eggnog ninjas that finally got me blocked.

Well, as you can imagine this made me fucking laugh my ass off. After hating me as much as he did, shit-talked me as much as he did, and basically whined like a little faggot bitch it was eggnog ninjas that got me blocked.

Eggnog fucking ninjas.

It turns out that having a small army on IRC and being in GG's good graces was a blessing from Kek. The Eggnog Ninjas were very amused. Kyle got fucking bandwagoned for about an hour over eggnog ninjas on his lawn. He hated it. Somehow, and I don't remember how - I think I was drunk with alcohol and laughter - this morphed into being afraid of lamps as well.

At that point Kyle got a block-bot and blocked anyone that followed me. Laughs were had by all.

Kyle is a fucking moron.

Shit, and I thought it was someone from your old community that started the eggnog thing. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I feel a bit dismal now. I'd always sort of liked Kyle - Brows Held High was unapologetically and refreshingly arty-farty amongst the usual TGWTG shite and he didn't insist on having some wacky, screeching persona that made me want to kill. But it seems - what a surprise - that he's a bit of a shitehawk as well. Ah well. The eggnog ninja stuff made me smile.

Seriously, though, can we at least start a Lolcow thread on Matthew Buck? There's someone who deserves a good drubbing, although sadly I reckon that he's just too bland and tedious for his own good. Film Brain? Fucking Boring.

 

[friedshrimp]

At this point Doug's gonna get his own thread as well...

 

[TheQueerion]

Wow, Kyle sure has a tendency to assume the worst in people and look down on them for not sharing his opinions.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Seriously, though, can we at least start a Lolcow thread on Matthew Buck? There's someone who deserves a good drubbing, although sadly I reckon that he's just too bland and tedious for his own good. Film Brain? Fucking Boring.

He seems a bit too bland imo, the only thing of interest I've heard about him was some people think his dad beats him

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Lately it seems like every video he puts out has some sort of solemn lament over Trump. It's pretty pathetic.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Film Brain seems a bit too bland imo, the only thing of interest I've heard about him was some people think his dad beats him

Clearly not hard and often enough

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This tard is supposed to be an intellectual, look at him leaping into black and white morality like the unwashed masses he's always known himself to be a part of.

If there's any question to the authenticity of his feminist leanings these days, he was once an open sexist toward women before his days as a TGWTG member. From his first review of AntiChrist to the Girlfriend Experience he would consistently show animosity specifically toward the actresses in the movies he reviewed, which came to a head in the Girlfriend Experience.

When he was welcomed to That Guy With The Glasses, he was subjected to a shitstorm of his own making as the comments in that very video reigned down on him as such never was nor would be again. Since then, he did a 180, became besties with a fat lesbian and made a commentary profusely apologizing for the video. Unfortunately I can't show you the actual video because nobody thought to back it up. The Wayback Machine doesn't have it, Youtube doesn't have it and Archive.is sure as shit doesn't have it.

What was saved was his illegal review of "What Is It" by Crispin Glover.

He's also no longer with ChannelAwesome, which means none of his episodes are backed up there either. All that's left is this tag where he makes guest appearances in other people's work.

You will never find any of his older videos where he's a dick toward women anymore since Blip.TV went bellyup. Not on his Youtube channel, by the way.

Here in his 9 Songs episode, he belittles and doxes an actress by dropping her real name complete with an (((echo effect))) just for that little cherry on top.

That's all there is to the drama from his old days. I stopped following him shortly after the fall of Blip and TGWTG respectively, so everything everybody else is posting is new to me.

Maybe folks like Brad or Lindsay have some really bad therapists who instead of helping exploited their issues?

So, your average therapist.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Wow, Kyle sure has a tendency to assume the worst in people and look down on them for not sharing his opinions.

Oh no, that's not the case at all. He looks down on people for not sharing his education. He was a college student when he first started out on Brows Held High, no doubt acquiring a worthless major like film studies. This granted him a smug sense of intellectual superiority over the plebeian masses and no doubt his colleagues. His views on other people are quite obvious with but a rudimentary glance at how he conducted himself back then. If anything, his time spent at Channel Awesome humbled him by two major degrees as they made him kowtow to their standards. Having people scream feminism down his throat over his Girlfriend Experience review was probably the kickstarter down his road to paranoid schizophrenia.