TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[friedshrimp]

Well they aren't exactly Twitter users at any rate, thank fuck.

That picture though. When's Spoons going to get himself some estrogen and complete the trio? I mean, it's not like he's doing much else. Might even get him making vide-nope, can't finish that sentence lol

Spoony is the last person on that site I'd imagine going troon- well both him and Doug.

 

[darkhorse816]

After digging, it turns out that Kyle is a huge shut-in and majorly paranoid - he potentially takes medication for his paranoia. We speculated that he was actually schizophrenic. Before he DFE'd he admitted that he didn't like going outside because he was basically afraid of getting killed by (cars|black people|pollution|life) and that he would keep tabs on people walking by his house - if they walked by too much he considered (though never admitted to) calling the police.

Sounds possibly like agoraphobia too or an anxiety disorder that hasn't been properly managed. It could be a chemical thing, but given that he's like an internet shut-in, who lives through his social media and videos, he might have also become so comfortable with simply just having to block people that he became afraid of the outside world where he can't block or censor people, and no one cares about his goddamn opinion on a Jared Leto movie. Like it could be a full-on learned/conditioned thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I have only heard of this guy today, his videos must be shit.

 

[NQ 952]

Sounds possibly like agoraphobia too or an anxiety disorder that hasn't been properly managed. It could be a chemical thing, but given that he's like an internet shut-in, who lives through his social media and videos, he might have also become so comfortable with simply just having to block people that he became afraid of the outside world where he can't block or censor people, and no one cares about his goddamn opinion on a Jared Leto movie. Like it could be a full-on learned/conditioned thing.

Spoiler: The real answer

:autism:

 

[YI 457]

Kyle says intellectual, I'd say punchable.
I could be wrong.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

 

[Smiling Drought]

Wasn't he also super triggered when people referred to him as Oancitizen after rebranding?

(Edited to add caps)

Spoiler

 

[Somsnosa]

TGWTG and ex-TGWTG guys should take the testosterone test like the buzzfeeds. I'm curious to see if their aggregated numbers manage to form a whole normal man

 

[BrunoMattei]

Just reposting my post about Kyle being a bitch and ripping off Crispin Glover:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/channel-awesome-tgwtg-general.23908/page-22#post-2123224

I'll try to be brief:

Kyle uploaded a review of Crispin Glover's film What Is It?

NSFW

It's essentially an avant-garde dark comedy featuring a cast of people with down syndrome. You could say whatever you want, it's artsy fartsy or whatever, but it's meant to be provocative. I personally liked it. Here's the thing; this movie and the followup It Is Fine are not publicly available. The only way to see them is to go to Glover's show. And you get your money's worth FYI. He does a reading and this is one of the pieces he does on his tour so you get the idea:

He shows the movie, does a Q&A, then has a meet and greet where you can talk to him for a few minutes and BS about Back to the Future if you want. All I can tell you is that he's a nice guy and I'd recommend his show if you like fucked up weird shit like Eraserhead or The Holy Mountain.

So Kyle uploads a review of What Is It, but he uses footage from a torrent of the movie that's illegal. He say's that you can download it on the internet and all that. He also didn't like the movie and said as much per his usual pretentious BS. Glover finds his review, slaps him with a DMCA, emails him requesting he take it down largely because he uses footage from the movie from a bootleg and advertises said bootleg. Kyle bitches about this in one of his videos about Glover. I explained in the comments for said video why the movie isn't publicly available and why Glover was in the right. And the reason why both movies aren't publicly available are because Glover personally invested his money into making them and the best way to recoup cost is to do a tour.

Kyle's sister/twin/friend/cameraman bitches me out in the comments and say's that Glover is insane and this and that. She's pretty hideous looking tbqh and you can see her in a few of his videos. I explained my point again. And in the very next video of Kyle's, it's a film with Crispin Glover in it, and Kyle blurs out Glover's face and say's "I don't want to talk about this guy right now."

TLDR: Kyle is a bitch.

 

[CWCissey]

Spoony is the last person on that site I'd imagine going troon- well both him and Doug.

I'd say Brad myself.

And even then, he'd only do it because he thought it was funny.

 

[Magnum Dong]

Wasn't he also super triggered when people referred to him as Oancitizen after rebranding?

I think he'd been triggered by Oancitizen for a while at that point, since he made it sound like he never really liked the name, and he always referred to himself by his real name in his videos. Unless you're talking about like a specific incident when he flipped shit, in which case, I know nothing.

(edit: just saw your edit, lmao, now i feel redundant)

Speaking of "Oancitizen", does anyone remember how Kyle responded to the "Ralph Oancitizen" and "Escargoancitizen" fan nicknames? Because that seems like the kind of thing that would've bothered him, but I can't recall if he ever spoke out.

I have only heard of this guy today, his videos must be shit.

Honestly, depending on your interest level in arthouse cinema, Shakespeare, film technique, etc., his videos are informative and well-made, though a bit dry. But they require an absurdly-high tolerance level for SJWisms and pretentiousness which can be alienating if you don't buy into all that.

 

[Smiling Drought]

@Magnum Dong It's been a while since I've watched his older videos, but he initially tried to make Oancitizen a separate character by calling him Ralph IIRC.

That, or it was something of a running gag for crossover reviewers to get his name wrong.

 

[CWCissey]

Speaking of "Oancitizen", does anyone remember how Kyle responded to the "Ralph Oancitizen" and "Escargoancitizen" fan nicknames?

He did a live action Fanfiction for Escargoancitizen.

(Vid has VodkaCommie subtitles)

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

How dare you call me Oancitizen that's too silly for a high class man like me.

Call me Brows Held High Guy instead.

 

[Zebedee]

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I've just noticed his posts used capital letters for each word he types out, just like a certain other more (in)famous individual. Any more like this?

Is this typical with autistic people?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I think he'd been triggered by Oancitizen for a while at that point, since he made it sound like he never really liked the name, and he always referred to himself by his real name in his videos. Unless you're talking about like a specific incident when he flipped shit, in which case, I know nothing.

(edit: just saw your edit, lmao, now i feel redundant)

Speaking of "Oancitizen", does anyone remember how Kyle responded to the "Ralph Oancitizen" and "Escargoancitizen" fan nicknames? Because that seems like the kind of thing that would've bothered him, but I can't recall if he ever spoke out.


Honestly, depending on your interest level in arthouse cinema, Shakespeare, film technique, etc., his videos are informative and well-made, though a bit dry. But they require an absurdly-high tolerance level for SJWisms and pretentiousness which can be alienating if you don't buy into all that.

His Shakespeare Month cover was pretty good and admittedly he does give good information, but he does get really preachy at times.

How dare you call me Oancitizen that's too silly for a high class man like me.

Call me Brows Held High Guy instead.

Pfft, Oancitizen at least sounds better than "Brows Held High Guy."

 

[Somsnosa]

Looking at his twitter now I realize he has me blocked and I have him blocked. I thought I never saw this guy before, but apparently I did? Did he ever got mentioned in any not-TGWTG threads? I tend to ignore this circle.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Citizen Oan

 

[Foltest]

Kyle/ralph/Oancitzien/massive fag suffer from having a massive ego. He is a snob in the original meaning. he feel superior to others based on his so called education but when people call him out in better ways then he could think of, he will block them as he can't come up with good comebacks.

 

[NQ 952]

Looking at his twitter now I realize he has me blocked and I have him blocked. I thought I never saw this guy before, but apparently I did? Did he ever got mentioned in any not-TGWTG threads? I tend to ignore this circle.

If you had ever interacted with me on Twitter - not even followed me - you got blocked by him.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has done this for other people he didn't like as well. So you probably got blocked by Kyle Kallgren because he's a bit of a bitch.