TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
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Dat git kud neva be warboss, he ain't biggest or greenest.
CWCissey said:
I'd say Brad myself.

And even then, he'd only do it because he thought it was funny.
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Next episode of brad tries, becoming a woman
Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
Slightly unrelated but why do faggy YouTube reviewers or TGWTG shows always have that attempt at a quirky show name that actually makes you want to gouge your eyes out?
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To grab attention mostly
 
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Shokew said:
I always knew Kyle (even on the best of days) was Cinema Snob... If Cinema Snob sucked royal ass & cock (which Kyle clearly wants to, just to be a good neo-hippie POS...).
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At the risk of taking your point way too literally, I think Kyle's way less likely to suck a cock than Brad. Like, Brad seems like at least he'd consider it if he got hammered enough, like "fuck it, Brad Tries Dick, what do I have to lose."

But the thing about Kyle is he seems to be one of Those straight male feminists who can't will himself into liking cocks no matter how badly he wants to be oppressed, so he overcompensates by dating the most "exotic" marginalized women he can get instead, as if screwing chubby black chicks gives him Good-Boy Allyship Points
 
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At the risk of taking your point way too literally, I think Kyle's way less likely to suck a cock than Brad. Like, Brad seems like at least he'd consider it if he got hammered enough, like "fuck it, Brad Tries Dick, what do I have to lose."

But the thing about Kyle is he seems to be one of Those straight male feminists who can't will himself into liking cocks no matter how badly he wants to be oppressed, so he overcompensates by dating the most "exotic" marginalized women he can get instead, as if screwing chubby black chicks gives him Good-Boy Allyship Points
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Actually, given how much of a literal snob Kyle is, that makes far too much sense: Go after those only equal to him, hoping for best results.
 
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thenakedhomeless said:
I actually dig Lindsay's reviews because they're well written and very educational.
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Not in my experience. Her brand of smug is actually more obnoxious than Kyle's in a way, because whereas Kyle just thinks he's smarter than you, the viewer, he will dissect a movie to prove how smart he is, Lindsay thinks she's smarter than not only you, the viewer, but also the film makers of the movie she'll shit on. Lindsay's brand of smug is a lot more condescending and more frequently so than Kyle's. Kyle's sense of intellectual supremacy is way overshadowed by Lindsay's by far. Makes sense he'd call her his boss.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Not in my experience. Her brand of smug is actually more obnoxious than Kyle's in a way, because whereas Kyle just thinks he's smarter than you, the viewer, he will dissect a movie to prove how smart he is, Lindsay thinks she's smarter than not only you, the viewer, but also the film makers of the movie she'll shit on. Lindsay's brand of smug is a lot more condescending and more frequently so than Kyle's. Kyle's sense of intellectual supremacy is way overshadowed by Lindsay's by far. Makes sense he'd call her his boss.
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Remember that time when Lindsay did an entire review of Charlie's Angels in a niquab because men online were leaving comments about her looks? Yeah, she got annoying after a while.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Her brand of smug is actually more obnoxious than Kyle's in a way, because whereas Kyle just thinks he's smarter than you, the viewer, he will dissect a movie to prove how smart he is, Lindsay thinks she's smarter than not only you, the viewer, but also the film makers of the movie she'll shit on.
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She should have stuck to taking dozens of wieners in the face.
 
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thenakedhomeless said:
I actually dig Lindsay's reviews because they're well written and very educational. Channel Awesome and TGWTG is a flaming bag of shit. So I'm not surprised one of it's members is on the farms.
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Sorry, but while Kyle is smug, condescending, and bpeing as hell with his pretentiousness, Lindsay is far fucking worse, thanks to, as people have pointed out by now, the fact that Kyle idol worships Lindsay and her fatally flawed approach to things so damn much..... Then again, with how pussy-whipped Kyle truly is for that kind of woman (e.g.: soneone as awful as he is.), I can't be surprised so easily with how shallow he is.

Simply by wanting to be in the company of women that are equally, or worse, in Lindsay's case, far more shallow than Kyle himself? In the worst case scenario, I secretly think Kyle might be a wannabe of sorts when it comes to his brand of "criticism"...
 
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His Patreon has more than I expected.
 
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How do you fuck up so bad as a community/website/group that nearly every single one of your content creators makes it on here?

I mean, I know Lordkat and Marzgirl are exceptions but, for the most part, anyone I can think of from TGWTG has made it on a -Chan or the Farms in some way or another as cows. It's fucking bizarre.

Granted, what makes a lot of the more recent one's cringe-inducing are their political spergfests on Twitter, but still.
 
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I remember watching a few of his early TGWTG videos back in the day and being impressed, so I went to follow him on Twitter and whew. Nearly every other post was about his girlfriend, and written in the most simpering language imaginable. It put me off him entirely.

I'll echo what someone else said, it feels like almost all the TGWTG folks have their own threads now. At least Rap Critic is still okay, I kind of like...

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, but this time she’s Rap Critic’s girlfriend,
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OH GODDAMNIT
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Not in my experience. Her brand of smug is actually more obnoxious than Kyle's in a way, because whereas Kyle just thinks he's smarter than you, the viewer, he will dissect a movie to prove how smart he is, Lindsay thinks she's smarter than not only you, the viewer, but also the film makers of the movie she'll shit on. Lindsay's brand of smug is a lot more condescending and more frequently so than Kyle's. Kyle's sense of intellectual supremacy is way overshadowed by Lindsay's by far. Makes sense he'd call her his boss.
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Oscar Wildean said:
Remember that time when Lindsay did an entire review of Charlie's Angels in a niquab because men online were leaving comments about her looks? Yeah, she got annoying after a while.
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AnOminous said:
She should have stuck to taking dozens of wieners in the face.
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Shokew said:
Sorry, but while Kyle is smug, condescending, and bpeing as hell with his pretentiousness, Lindsay is far fucking worse, thanks to, as people have pointed out by now, the fact that Kyle idol worships Lindsay and her fatally flawed approach to things so damn much..... Then again, with how pussy-whipped Kyle truly is for that kind of woman (e.g.: soneone as awful as he is.), I can't be surprised so easily with how shallow he is.

Simply by wanting to be in the company of women that are equally, or worse, in Lindsay's case, far more shallow than Kyle himself? In the worst case scenario, I secretly think Kyle might be a wannabe of sorts when it comes to his brand of "criticism"...
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I actually find it really hard to adequately describe what makes her so grating to watch. I think a big contributing factor is that she'll make nonsensical criticisms over things no one in their right mind ever gave consideration. All of her reviews are an example of fishing at the bottom of a barrel for problems and straw grasping for solutions to those problems.


This is the first review of hers I ever watched and it's simply annoying. The way she harps on the gospel soundtrack and asking why they didn't go with New Orleans Jazz instead is a good example of A; nobody cares and B; what a retarded suggestion. As if Jazz would be more fitting for a Greek Mythology cartoon than Gospel. The Ancient Greeks were early adopters of Christianity, so what's wrong with Gospel again? What makes it even more fitting is they use it to the effect of describing Hercules as being bigger than life and, bare with me this is sort of a stretch I know, praising him like a god. Go figure.

Even better is she tells Greek Mythology sticklers to stuff it with a ball gag, only to later criticize the movie for rewriting Hera as the not-antagonist, because a Disney movie about the progeny of an adulterous Zeus being brainwashed by a jealous Hera to murder his family in cold blood would've been so much more family friendly.
 
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X-Shaped Weeaboo said:
How do you fuck up so bad as a community/website/group that nearly every single one of your content creators makes it on here?

I mean, I know Lordkat and Marzgirl are exceptions but, for the most part, anyone I can think of from TGWTG has made it on a -Chan or the Farms in some way or another as cows. It's fucking bizarre.

Granted, what makes a lot of the more recent one's cringe-inducing are their political spergfests on Twitter, but still.
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Other exceptions would be:

Brad Jones (Cinema Snob), and Mike J (Shameful Sequels).

I want to say Film Brain but I wouldn't be surprised if he's a massive spurge behind the scenes.
 
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