TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Foltest]

If you had ever interacted with me on Twitter - not even followed me - you got blocked by him.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has done this for other people he didn't like as well. So you probably got blocked by Kyle Kallgren because he's a bit of a bitch.

I think he also use the automatic GG block because of course he do.

 

[Somsnosa]

Ooh, now I recall where I've seen this guy before, he did a thing with rap critic. I thought he was a 'museum art' reviewer, though. That would have been a cute shtick

If you had ever interacted with me on Twitter - not even followed me - you got blocked by him.

I've only seen you in this site. I have no idea what do you even do. I like that you assume everyone here is a fan of yours though, that's quite hilarious

 

[Broken Pussy]

Okay, so, I read this thread to make sure that no one else had mentioned this, but Kyle used to date this chick who was a hideous and chubby bipolar person who was into polyamory and lived with her boyfriend while fucking Kyle on the side. She might have also been a gender fluid. She liked to wear fedoras and looked like a dude but she was also obsessed with talking about her own boobs and how large and great they were. I think she eventually broke up with the boyfriend to date Kyle but I could be mistaken. She was also an online film reviewer whose schtick was that she reviewed old Hollywood movies. She used to help Kyle edit his videos and I think she might have also appeared in a couple of them. Basically, she seemed like she was using Kyle as a way to get on TGWTG. I stopped paying attention to them for a while and then, lol and behold, she pops up on TWGTG again, but this time she’s Rap Critic’s girlfriend, appearing in his videos and I think she moved to where he lived so they could live together.

 

[Hummingbird]

Kyle is such a fucking idiot. I thought at first his Snob character was just a persona, but he's the same petty snob in real life...

Also, another Channel Awesome student who makes fun of Willem Dafoe. it's like damn, the sure fire way to make me dislike you.

I really enjoyed his early stuff like "the pig fucking movie", Trash Humpers and when he did a spot on parody of how people will over-analyze children's entertainment until it fits their narrative (The Wrong Trousers) as well as his crossovers where he scolds Todd In the Shadows for bailing on a video. It's too bad he fell like that.

 

[LN 910]

Rape Critic would make a good thread.

 

[NQ 952]

Ooh, now I recall where I've seen this guy before, he did a thing with rap critic. I thought he was a 'museum art' reviewer, though. That would have been a cute shtick

I've only seen you in this site. I have no idea what do you even do. I like that you assume everyone here is a fan of yours though, that's quite hilarious

Was two sentences too much for you to read, faggot? First sentence was first-hand experience, then there was the second sentence which extrapolated from the first.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has done this for other people he didn't like as well. So you probably got blocked by Kyle Kallgren because he's a bit of a bitch.

Hence, if you were blocked by Kyle and don't know why it's probably because you follow someone he didn't like.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

but this time she’s Rap Critic’s girlfriend, appearing in his videos and I think she moved to where he lived so they could live together.

>Rap Critic, Mr. Understanding Stereotype Threat
>Dating a fat, plain, white woman.
Wew lad. Don't get me wrong, I don't care who any of TGWTG fuck, but he has to see the irony.

Rape Critic would make a good thread.

Would he? I used to watch his videos, but I don't follow any of them on social media. I've run his podcast while playing vidya a few times and know his political leanings aren't to my taste, but I've never heard any real drama about him.

 

[Shokew]

From what I wasted time with watching his "reviews" (and what I continue to find out about him everyday...): I always knew Kyle (even on the best of days) was Cinema Snob... If Cinema Snob sucked royal ass & cock (which Kyle clearly wants to, just to be a good neo-hippie POS...).

It's clear to me that Kyle's day really should have beat his sorry ass some more, honestly - at least he'd be doing it out of love - and encouragement to pick a better path. Because Kyle clearly couldn't do it for himself. Damn shame...

THANK YOU to OP for making this thread.

Behead those who mock the living legend of Willem Dafoe.

Add Todd in the Shadows and just about everyone on TGWTG who isn't Brad Jones (Cinema Snob) - I personally think the internet will be a much better place for it!

 

[Pointless Pedant]

From what I wasted time with watching his "reviews" (and what I continue to find out about him everyday...): I always knew Kyle (even on the best of days) was Cinema Snob... If Cinema Snob sucked royal ass & cock (which Kyle clearly wants to, just to be a good neo-hippie POS...).

It's clear to me that Kyle's day really should have beat his sorry ass some more, honestly - at least he'd be doing it out of love - and encouragement to pick a better path. Because Kyle clearly couldn't do it for himself. Damn shame...

THANK YOU to OP for making this thread.



Add Todd in the Shadows and just about everyone on TGWTG who isn't Brad Jones (Cinema Snob) - I personally think the internet will be a much better place for it!

• Be civil.
  Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Seriously, though, getting this angry over some sperg reviewing stuff is weird.

 

[GS 281]

From what I wasted time with watching his "reviews" (and what I continue to find out about him everyday...): I always knew Kyle (even on the best of days) was Cinema Snob... If Cinema Snob sucked royal ass & cock (which Kyle clearly wants to, just to be a good neo-hippie POS...).

It's clear to me that Kyle's day really should have beat his sorry ass some more, honestly - at least he'd be doing it out of love - and encouragement to pick a better path. Because Kyle clearly couldn't do it for himself. Damn shame...

THANK YOU to OP for making this thread.



Add Todd in the Shadows and just about everyone on TGWTG who isn't Brad Jones (Cinema Snob) - I personally think the internet will be a much better place for it!

Calm down nigger

 

[ForgottenAcct]

Calm down nigger

That's incarcerated American to you.

 

[Shokew]

• Be civil.
  Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Seriously, though, getting this angry over some sperg reviewing stuff is weird.

- I'm just trying to point out that Kyle sucks as a reviewer - and the fact that he is a literal snob IRL doesn't help his case.

I ain't trying to be better than anybody - I just wish Kyle himself had been better at this whole "reviewing" thing, honestly - if only because he had a unique premise/idea with how to go about it, too.

 

[LN 910]

Would he? I used to watch his videos, but I don't follow any of them on social media. I've run his podcast while playing vidya a few times and know his political leanings aren't to my taste, but I've never heard any real drama about him.

He's said some dumb shit, but it's mostly just because his reviews are very bad.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

He's said some dumb shit, but it's mostly just because his reviews are very bad.

Last I heard, he had his own album/EP/whatever out. Is there any example of him not being able to take what he dishes out, or (more likely) did nobody care enough to listen to his music in the first place?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think he'd been triggered by Oancitizen for a while at that point, since he made it sound like he never really liked the name, and he always referred to himself by his real name in his videos. Unless you're talking about like a specific incident when he flipped shit, in which case, I know nothing.

(edit: just saw your edit, lmao, now i feel redundant)

Speaking of "Oancitizen", does anyone remember how Kyle responded to the "Ralph Oancitizen" and "Escargoancitizen" fan nicknames? Because that seems like the kind of thing that would've bothered him, but I can't recall if he ever spoke out.


Honestly, depending on your interest level in arthouse cinema, Shakespeare, film technique, etc., his videos are informative and well-made, though a bit dry. But they require an absurdly-high tolerance level for SJWisms and pretentiousness which can be alienating if you don't buy into all that.

My ideal date is to go to a play or opera, every Christmas I go to the local Christmas plays and I haven't heard of this guy. He must be very niche

 

[Professor Iris]

How in the world is Oancitizen a LOLCow?
Not a single thing he does is funny.

The fact that he's on the feminist-man-bitch train just plummets my already low opinion of him downwards even more.

 

[TheQueerion]

That thumbnail with the Rap Critic in it is a perfect example of a picture telling a thousand words, all of them being a variation on "What The Actual Fuck Am I Doing". Also lol @ Kyle being her side bitch.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Phelous, Lupa, Brad and Sadpanda seem to be well adjusted. Phelous tends to keep quiet about politics save for the the occasional quip making fun of reactionary SJWs and Anti-SJWs. Plus, his departure from the site and accounts of dealing with Doug while editing Suburban Knights were the first time most Channel Awesome fans realised that Doug wasn't such a nice guy after all.

Eh, Brad sometimes veers a bit off to left-tard territory though. In one of his relatively recent video's comment section he argued that using the term sjw negatively means that you should get lumped together with nazis and psychos. I'll try to find it if I can.

 

[GS 281]

@Shokew is a good boy he dindu nuffin'

 

[Chaos Theorist]

He probably beats off to some super hardcore shit, and then bitches on twitter about porn out of self hatred and guilt.

He probably self-inserts as the guy who MistressT cucks in every video.