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I'll agree to disagree with you @grump I think younger girls tend to focus more on the superficial while older women tend to focus on stability and will compromise on the superficial. Both groups of women believe "I can change him" but the younger woman is more likely to want to "save Phil" from all of the former evil women in his life, will be more willing to be a maid/housekeeper/cook without realizing early on she's being used as a cash cow for him
The older woman even one who is desperate for companionship wants stability, she wants that man who she can be with for the rest of her life. She will settle on a hideous looking man in exchange for the stability of a fat bank account, retirement account, and who knows his own credit score. Before moving in, the older desperate woman will still wait to compromise on her standards if the man proves himself to have stability in his life.

Either way, unless Phil changes his financial reckless ways and his toxic attitude, this relationship, just like the one with Leanna, will crash and burn spectacularly.
 
He thinks that if he goes on ebay, the trolls and detractors would find him. Its not like its not possible to get free priority mail boxes shipped to your home by the USPS, print exact postage on your printer, schedule a free pickup of the packages from the USPS, post the exact postage on ebay, use a new ebay account to sell the things to avoid the trolls. It might take him a day to take photos and do all of the ebay listings, but he COULD sell the stuff he doesnt need. Instead, he puts all of that money in the trash.

Might as well put that money in that expensive gas fireplace of his.

We're talking about the guy who essentially makes a living off the internet, yet only figured out in November 2017 that he could ditch Cable TV and paying $150 per month to get Netflix etc.

He's probably the exact kind of consumer to still have a dial up internet account with AOL that he never uses and probably pays like $1000 per month for.
 
We're talking about the guy who essentially makes a living off the internet, yet only figured out in November 2017 that he could ditch Cable TV and paying $150 per month to get Netflix etc.

He's probably the exact kind of consumer to still have a dial up internet account with AOL that he never uses and probably pays like $1000 per month for.

Didn't he also paid for Leanna's phone bills even months after they broke up?
 
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(Wasn't Leanna a 17-turning-18-year-old fan who contacted him online too?)
Yes, they talked about it at one of DSP's panels, she PMed him on YouTube, Leanna claims he PMed her repeatedly back over a weekend, she eventually replied, then it went to phone calls & beyond. If I can find the panel clip I'll link it in later.

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I've met hookers who didn't suck guys off as much.
I remember DSP whining that Mario Sunshine was winning & hoped patrons would vote for something else that's more ad revenue friendly & won't cause 'burnout' as he was in the middle of Mario+Rabbids & knew Mario Odyssey was coming. THEN he complained further in the coming days as a lot more 'patrons' voted for it, whining that likely old $5 patron accounts that didn't get their rank lowered made by detractors went against his wording. So my understanding is Sunshine won by quite a way beyond Spyro 1... but I can't see the poll results as I don't even have a forum account, let alone one with $5 patron access.

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This intrigued me, so I edited up a copy pointing out what the peaks seem to be. Fortunately there's a site that does automated viewership tracking on Twitch channels, this goes back to DSP's return in November 2016. http://twinge.tv/channels/darksydephil/streams/
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That's the amount of clicks the playlist got, not the total views.
Over 37 videos, two days ago I believe, they got a total 178791 views. That's an average of 4832 per video.
I did a followup bonus playlist check last month for Cuphead, since the videos dropped on September 29th & 30th & thus got few views by the end of September, so I did a full check back at the beginning of November... 166,229 views back then, so another 12K in over a month.upload_2017-12-3_12-47-18.png
EDIT: I haven't watched the prestream yet, but I was amused by this flip by DSP. Calls his CT Dean of Accounting accountant an asshole yet again, next quote rants about this possible tax reform & he "can't fucking afford more taxes"... next quote, gotta buy more Christmas decorations... because of memories with Leanna. Add in how DSP doesn't buy from Walmart because he doesn't agree with their cheap imports & practices... beggars can't be choosers.
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I'm not gonna do a prestream breakdown because I can't be bothered, but he's going on about his new headphones...

Mentioning the noise cancellation features and how convenient it is. Like he's sitting in some noisy environment and not an entire house by himself.

lol.
literally five feet from a bunch of soundproofing
 
If you bring up that he lied and does not do what he actually promised, you are a human traash and you will get banned.

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Also, this was posted INSTEAD OF DOING THE FUKIN STREAM IN TIME.

Phil is steadily moving into "True And Honest Fan" territory here.

On the other hand, a woman under 25 who hasnt had a "serious relationship" might see this guy, who throws money around with reckless abandon, has a huge house in a "gated community" she might think he's one of these uber popular streamers. She might be a sycophant fan who believes everything that Phil says and doesnt even watch detractor videos.

I would be beyond shocked if Deanna wasn't in her early-to-mid-20's, a long-time fan of Phil, and slightly "off" mentally. This is the tiny pin-prick that makes up the center of the Venn Diagram entitled "Women who would be interested in Phil Burnell".

I don't believe she thinks he's extremely popular, though. But, I'm convinced that she eats up all the bullshit Phil spews out as to why he's in so much trouble. How it's never his fault. I feel like, even if people showed her all of the shit Phil has said and done throughout the years, it would be pointless. She'd defend him airing Leanna's medical history, she'd defend him saying that he wants her to move in so she can help pay his bills, and she'd defend his constant toxicity.
 
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And she'll defend him until which time he turns on her. Demands more of her paycheck or she get a second job to support him while still demanding she cook and clean for him.

Then the fallout will be glorious. She has no online presence unlike Leanna. She has very little to lose by outing him. When this relationship is over there will be blood.

Phil needs to be extremely careful. How he ever kept Leanna quiet, with how much dirt she had to have had on him, is still up for debate. I still think him paying her phone bill months after she left was part of a "severance package" they worked out. With as pissed off as we believe she was with the whole EMERGENREEEE HOSPITAL ADVENTURE, if that truly was the last straw there had to have been fighting words. If I was her, and knew what I knew, I'd clean him out for everything I could get. Blackmail like no one has ever blackmailed before. Unless Phil was very careful and kept EVERYTHING from her, which is highly fucking doubtful. The dude's ego is so fragile 90% of their conversations must have been about finances and what "bullshit" the "trolls" did that day. You think us and his viewers don't give a fuck about his pre-stream bitching?? Leanna probably had to sit through double that, on a daily basis. Maybe even the patreon pitch!

What I'm trying to say is that with all the skeletons Phil most likely has in his closet, there are going to be things he keeps from this new chick. Honesty is the #1 thing in a relationship and if DSP can't do that then he could potentially have a huge liability when they eventually part ways. That is of course given that Phil doesn't propose to her, with the couple hundred dollar ring he got for Leanna on Etsy, within the first few weeks of her moving in.
 
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He could actually manipulate this new girl way more. Leanna had an online presence so she understood the trolling, how youtube works etc. If this girl is a normie then she won't understand a lot of intricacies.

I remember on her instagram Leanna would post videos where she was stressed out. So he must have been transparent with her about finances. I don't even think he was making that much on Twitch until after she left. His paypigs really stepped up once they broke up. I literally think all this cash being thrown at him is going straight to credit card interest payments.
 
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I still don't get why you guys are taking the words of a man who has used this lie at least four verifiable times where he had no woman in the picture even remotely seriously myself. Because he has lied about having a girl in the past and he has no sense of shame in the slightest about faking emotional blackmail to get his children and sex perverts to chuck money at him. I legit see no point in talking about it until Goutman actually provides evidence.
 
I still don't get why you guys are taking the words of a man who has used this lie at least four verifiable times where he had no woman in the picture even remotely seriously myself. Because he has lied about having a girl in the past and he has no sense of shame in the slightest about faking emotional blackmail to get his children and sex perverts to chuck money at him. I legit see no point in talking about it until Goutman actually provides evidence.

One day before the supposed reveal and after he used his girlfriend reveal to get more sympathy bux:

„Folks, what can I say... My girlfriend and I broke up last night.
It was mutual honestly!
And I‘m still baffled about this...
I thought we would be together forever... *SNORT*
Anyways, at least we managed to keep the house! So that‘s good, right?“
 
With how Phil can't leave well enough alone... If (and it's a huge if) this real human female even exists, and she is revealed and has a semi-regular presence in the shtreems... I wonder how long it'll take for Phil to completely shit on Leanna (more so than he already has, but with much more spite and malice). And, coming fresh off those heels, I doubly wonder how long it'll take Leanna to start really airing some dirty laundry.

Bonus points for being in Fred Fuchs' return "Cousins of Kojima" podcast.
 
The way I see it, Phil is fucked as long as he stays where he is. UNLESS his new girlfriend (if real) is earning a couple of thousand dollars a month, or the gullible ones like Vidar and jezal increase their contributions on a regular basis, he's fighting a losing battle. He is determined to not downsize his home though which he literally cannot afford to live in. And this is why he's fucked.
 
Can anyone verify something for me: I am certain I heard Phil say he would play Sunshine in January. Can anyone go back and verify this? Certainly if he truly did say that he would play it in January his fans would realize he's lying through his teeth now about "oh I said PROBABLY January I never committed to it!" I'm sure he said January.
 
Can anyone verify something for me: I am certain I heard Phil say he would play Sunshine in January. Can anyone go back and verify this? Certainly if he truly did say that he would play it in January his fans would realize he's lying through his teeth now about "oh I said PROBABLY January I never committed to it!" I'm sure he said January.

someone needs to post this on his forums
 
Can anyone verify something for me: I am certain I heard Phil say he would play Sunshine in January. Can anyone go back and verify this? Certainly if he truly did say that he would play it in January his fans would realize he's lying through his teeth now about "oh I said PROBABLY January I never committed to it!" I'm sure he said January.
"if I were to play Mario now it'd be a Mario overload", said in mid September right after finishing rabbids. He also wanted to avoid Nintendo claiming his ads on YouTube over the holiday period cos it's usually best then. Him reminding people that the ad revenue is poorer in January and February. His words: "super Mario sunshine will be played, however it will be played at a later date, more than likely it's going to be in January when we have tons of downtime".

EDIT: or just click the video linked above...
 
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This has nothing to do with anything but I wanted to know who else feels this way. I absolutely refuse to call this man "DSP" or "Darksyde Phil". It's like I'm consenting to boosting his ego with his self-selected 2edgy4u nickname, especially since he made his real name public. Makes me cringe when anyone else does it too.

Used to be if you had a friend who nicknamed himself "Flash" or "Killer" or something and he was trying to get everyone else to call him that you'd just laugh at him.
 
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