Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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Hi, why the hell do your registration form advices to make email on cockmail, then won't get it through cause spam filter filters it away? Lame. Had to register with my backup gmail...

I am here to relax after reading tumblr for 6 hours straight cause i follow shitton of art blogs and most of them are also terrifyingly feminist.

It's 5.30 in the morning, so I may appear dumber than I really am.
 
Hi, why the hell do your registration form advices to make email on cockmail, then won't get it through cause spam filter filters it away? Lame. Had to register with my backup gmail...

I am here to relax after reading tumblr for 6 hours straight cause i follow shitton of art blogs and most of them are also terrifyingly feminist.

It's 5.30 in the morning, so I may appear dumber than I really am.
Welcome aboard! I would've called you out as a dumb powerleveler but that won't be nice for newfriends like you.

Introduction? Not to be rude...but...Fuck off. Let me tell you that getting mad at this bullshit is the only thing you have the right to do now a days, and yet they have a shitty phrase for that...introduction? Once someone posts a legitimate angry post people talk shit, when they should support it, don't loose sight of this, once you are too scared to say what's on you mind especially on the internet then we have lost the war consciousness and the Elite are getting exactly what they have planned for, its not going to be an overnight thing, this has been a slow, steady and very thought out plan for the American way of life. If in the back of you mind you are not fearing about the ever so forceful intrusion on our privacy, freedom of speech, and freedom of religion and other stupid rights that we think we still have then you are out of touch with reality.

Love this speech: I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" -Peter Finch
Lmao calm down, you're being an autistic lolcow material before you could get intimate with us.

Also "not to be rude but" are you a fucking siss or what?
 
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someone told me i could waste my time here when bored so - here i am this is me there could be other places in the world i'd rather be but i'm here already so fuck it.
 
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Hi im a former SA goon and honking great big wheel on famous chat forum Skullmund. Here to read and post like everyone else
 
Never wrote an introduction here either.

I've been hanging around this place since it was just about Chris, but it wasn't until pretty recently I finally made an account. So, uh, hi?

I also draw stuff occasionally, bye.
 
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Okay, so introduction.

The name is Packsniffian Praedencent and I tend to do interesting stuff online, with occasionally taking a look at lolcows.

Now I'm not sure this goes here, but this is my second post. My first, introductory post was a rather sizable chunk of text referring to a project I want to do regarding Chris-Chan, and from what I can tell, none of it was breaking any of the rules in the Chris-Chan subforum, so I would like to tag @The American Hedgehog, @Karen Riley, @Marvin, @Alec Benson Leary and @yawning sneasel and ask them what precisely I did wrong, so that I can have the thread back up again.

Thanks in advance and have a good one.
 
Okay, so introduction.

The name is Packsniffian Praedencent and I tend to do interesting stuff online, with occasionally taking a look at lolcows.

Now I'm not sure this goes here, but this is my second post. My first, introductory post was a rather sizable chunk of text referring to a project I want to do regarding Chris-Chan, and from what I can tell, none of it was breaking any of the rules in the Chris-Chan subforum, so I would like to tag @The American Hedgehog, @Karen Riley, @Marvin, @Alec Benson Leary and @yawning sneasel and ask them what precisely I did wrong, so that I can have the thread back up again.

Thanks in advance and have a good one.
you didn't kill yourself after posting it

Hello to everyone from Bihać to Petrovac village.

I will get straight to the point. For a while I've been fascinated with how horrendous Sonichu is, moreso than with Chris himself. This is mainly because I deal with comics for the better part of my life, on a semi-hobby-semi-professional level. Naturally one cannot be viewed without the other, but that's something we are all aware of. What piqued my interest very recently is the possibility of how CWCville actually functions. Or, to be blunt, whether Chris-Chan is a dictator or not.

There have been people discussing this before. The consensus on the CWCki is that he indeed is one, and if I'm not mistaken, the once-decent now-creampuffy Dstecks also mentioned it in his videos on the matter. But I wanted to take a more thorough approach to this. A semi-scientific approach even.

This is why I've recently decided to write a somewhat scientific paper on whether or not Chris-Chan is a dictator of CWCville, and a few other details: what type of a dictator is he, what prompted him to become one, how does he compare to some of history's better known (and even some lesser known) dictators, and how is this noticeable throughout the daily dealings of CWCville itself and its citizens.

Naturally, I will be using the comic itself as the basis, and naturally anything that Chris considers canon, I will take it upon as such (even if contradictory; or rather, ESPECIALLY if contradictory). I've already gathered around nine-ish papers discussing dictators and dictatorships, as well as two books (one roughly 190 pages, one a few short of 990), and I still keep getting ideas on the topic.

As you can imagine, the sheer volume of sources has made me rethink and restructure my idea, and it went from a mere paper to a full-blown book. Yes, this will be a book on Chris-Chan's reign over CWCville, and yes, I intend to have it published.

Now to clarify a few other things. I do not have a Patreon, nor any means of getting paid online, and this is by design. I am not here to shill or e-beg. Unless this gathers steam and people themselves wish to help me out in this way, I will not be asking for money for this. I am merely doing this for the interest of scientific(-ish) inquiry.

But there is a way you good lot can help.

If you happen to have any good recommendations for books or papers on the topic, I would be more than thankful for them. Alternately, if you are part of an academic institution and have access to JStor or similar archives, or can simply scan a physical copy of a scientific journal or book, that would help me even more. But a more hands-on approach would be directing me to anything Chris has said or done, be it in the comics, illustrations, videos or on social media, that directly correlates to my topic of interest. There is an immense amount of information on him in these particular areas, and I have limited time as it is, so I cannot go over every single thing he said. Any able Christorians out there who can help me with this are more than welcome to.

I will also be trying to put my personal opinions of Chris aside and deal with the topic objectively, i.e. utilizing the scientific method as much as possible, though preferably all the way through. I do happen to possess a college degree, but providing more info would be "doxxing of the self", and I ain't about to do that.

In short, if you are willing to help, you will be contributing to what is possibly the first ever published scientific-adjacent work dealing with the internet's favorite lolcow. I thank you in advance for this and hopefully the project won't stop dead in its tracks.

P. S. For the record, I will refer to Chris-Chan as a "he" simply for the sake of convenience, so know that I do not mean ill of him when not referring to him as "her".
 
I could no longer lurk thru the bushes of this forum after becoming obsessed with hating Russell "shitlips" Greer. I decided that it was time to participate in the spergoff circle. Also, I am so delighted to have found a community of people that are as dedicated to internet outcasts and freaks as I've been for years. Can't wait to introduce you all to my longtime cows! Hope the milk squeezed from them is thick and putried.
 
Hello cunts.

I've been posting for a while but figured I'd post in here. I came here after lurking in the NeoGAF thread when Tyler's dick started to destroy the site, and fell in love with posting here. I actually came from a pretty lolcow community back in it's early days - YouChew - but I was banned in 2008, thank god. This is the greatest site, praise be to Null.
 
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