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He has or had a job working with abuse victims. And something with children. May have been the same job.
 
If Phil keeps bitching and whining about his hair, why doesn't he go back to a crew cut? He doesn't have to maintain it, he can do it for free at home, and it couldn't look worse than it does right now.

Also why does he feel the urge to constantly use those dumb little gifs in his tweets? It's very cringy seeing a grown man posting kittens and other random shit.
 
What is the "he'll shit his pants and do nothing" response for a DSP question?
 
Dirt McGirt said:
If Phil keeps bitching and whining about his hair, why doesn't he go back to a crew cut? He doesn't have to maintain it, he can do it for free at home, and it couldn't look worse than it does right now.
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He has a giant bald spot that he's afraid detractors will make fun of him for. Hiding the bald spot is one of the reasons he has the hairstyle he has now (besides wanting to look like a greasy Italian stereotype)
 
Why is so much of his fanbase European, especially the turbo autistic ones? IT really seems disproportional so.
 
Pop-Tart said:
Why is so much of his fanbase European, especially the turbo autistic ones? IT really seems disproportional so.
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Maybe cause of his shedule? Who the fuck can watch him stream at noon? Children in nursery, people working there. I think.
 
Pop-Tart said:
Why is so much of his fanbase European, especially the turbo autistic ones? IT really seems disproportional so.
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Oh that's easy. Most of them are ESL kids who likely find Phil's piss weak vocabulary and tendency to repeat himself very easy to understand. It's also somewhat harder for them to use context with why he's a joke of a person who has nothing but contempt for people because they just don't grok some of the subtler moments of Phil being a shitboot.
 
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Why is Phil such a autism magnet? It seems his fans, detractors, and followers are all obsessive over his fat shenanigans
 
As BSV pays Phil so much money, does that mean in a way that he is paying an escort so that he can get cucked by Phil?
 
Lunachu said:
As BSV pays Phil so much money, does that mean in a way that he is paying an escort so that he can get cucked by Phil?
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Oh, BSV is such a cuck, he paid money to Phil's detractors.. For reasons I guess.
 
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