DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[AmericFront]

Pre-stream 4/12-17:

• He is going to clean both the house and the car before his new gf comes visiting. Didn't it take him hours just to vacuum clean it the last time?
• He will also do a lot of intresting holiday things like shopping ornaments and ugly clothes and liquer for his marathon and they are going to decorate the house and "do some um.... um.... um... BACKING!" and other stuff. (He couldnt think of anything else!)
• He is going to share some of the things he, excuse me, they will be doing on Instagram and Twitter! Looking forwad how he will try to make it look like there is someone else there with him.
• We dont have to worry about no videos being uploaded to his YT-channel, he have tons of material that will be uploaded, all from his latest streams...
• Consider GTA V to be a social network with micro transaction rather than game. (Note: He barely played it online and haven't touched anything of the new stuff in it since release)
• You might not have realized it, but it is the holidays and last night he went into full holiday mode so he ran around taking down his fall decore, pumpkins.
• He decided to give away a ton of old clothes that he hasn't been wearing for years, i wonder how many P7 t-shirts was among them, he gave away all of Leanna's stuffed animals and he ended up with 3 giant back to donate, thinking kids might use it.
• Claims it is only possibly to think about donating things during Christmas, everyone is just so self absorbed the rest of the year.
• Despite it is the time of the year when everyone should be happy and be positive there are the miserable people, he sort of feels bad for them, if all you wanna do this time of the year is to spread negativity, toxcisity and be nasty to people he will feel sad for you since now is when your supposed to think about the positiv things in life and help others, instead of harassing people on social media and down vote their YT videos.
• He will try being as positive as he can, just as in the start of 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017! Even if he isnt in the most positive situation he will try to spread happiness with his gameplay.
• Claims he have been depressed over a holiday.
• Start to talk about how some people cant pay their taxes and bills, how they cant come home to their loved ones and play video games, that we need to give them a extra thought and try and help them in some way.
• Claim he wont focus on the negativit stuff, he could give us a long list of negative stuff that happened to him in just 2017, but he wont since FOR NOW since it might only be temporary he is in a house, he has christmas decoration and can stream for people.
• He could tell us about the great awfull thing a person did to him this morning, but he wont, he wont share it with us since it is not that time of the year.
• He have taken a lot for granted in life and now he started to appreciate it since he realize he might lose it.
• If his Patreon reach $2000 he will play both MGS2&3 and he will play the game seriously, carefully reading the instructions and wont insult Kojima or anything and show that isn't bad at games, that he was just dicking around the first time.
  
• Everything you pledge goes to him saving his hous and it will be his best playthrough ever because tons of people will be there and watch it.
• If you buy anything from his Teespring store he will get a considerable amount of the money and you will get a cool collectible.
• Warns everyone that he might have to pause the game in order to make shout outs!
• He is greatfull for any cheer or sub, but it will take 2 months for him to see any of the money and then it will be to late for him, so its better to cheer since then he gets the money right away.
• Claim that he is one of few streamers that are constantly reporting bugs with his Twitch pet and that the developer told him that and that he is greatfull for it.
• He predicts that Infinity War is going to be the most profitable movie ever!
• Gets a cheer questioning him about Mario Sunshine, he immediatly calls the guy a troll that should go back to his hole and stop being negative during the holiday, goes on mocking the guy, claiming he will have fun while the troll will jerk off to the grinch.
• He will try to get the limited edition Super Mario cereals for a DSP tries it.

How pathetic will it be if he actually makes it look like somebody is with him?

 

[JamFlowMan]

So did DSP ditch DSP Tries it?

It is like the third time this year he has declared it dead. It really means he is just too lazy to film a vlog right now, but it will come back, not be successful because people know he will ditch it at anytime, and he will bitch it is not worth the time and ditch it again.

 

[Xenomorph]

It seems like quite a few people from this community have blocked me on Twitter(most likely because I have @TIHYDP, and a lot of the people on his followers list, on my following list).
It's a shame. You shouldn't block someone unless you've gotten to know them.
It doesn't hurt me if you've got me blocked, but it does hurt you, more than you already are, and I don't wish for anyone to continue being in pain and sliding deeper into hurt.

Most people in this community seem to have a few severe, unresolved issues, and I've seen a lot of people from this community do streams, vlogs, etc., and a lot of them are VERY similar to the person that they have an obsession over. This is not an attack on them, but rather a chance for them to see that they have to change and free themselves of this person that's only poisoning them further.

I hope that you all will realize that you shouldn't waste your time on this person, and hopefully you'll all heal and live joyful lives, you're own lives.

Nigga, who the fuck is you?

 

[grump]

Not necessarily. It could be his autism, he wants to just focus on his streaming because he believes it will solve all his financial woes. He's done this before, where he drops everything and just does the dspgaming stuff and focuses only on that.

In the latest few videos he's begun dropping hints that he's on track to 'solve' the problem, which in his case means it was never a serious problem to begin with. so perhaps we can start to move this business into the fake emergency pile. I mean we already know it is but since he monitors this place he might throw some additional fake drama before he declares the problem solved.

 

[TheGoutinator]

It seems like quite a few people from this community have blocked me on Twitter(most likely because I have @TIHYDP, and a lot of the people on his followers list, on my following list).
It's a shame. You shouldn't block someone unless you've gotten to know them.
It doesn't hurt me if you've got me blocked, but it does hurt you, more than you already are, and I don't wish for anyone to continue being in pain and sliding deeper into hurt.

Most people in this community seem to have a few severe, unresolved issues, and I've seen a lot of people from this community do streams, vlogs, etc., and a lot of them are VERY similar to the person that they have an obsession over. This is not an attack on them, but rather a chance for them to see that they have to change and free themselves of this person that's only poisoning them further.

I hope that you all will realize that you shouldn't waste your time on this person, and hopefully you'll all heal and live joyful lives, you're own lives.

I'm surprised Phil allowed his new girlfriend to post in his Kiwi Farms thread.

 

[Dragoonism]

I'm surprised Phil allowed his new girlfriend to post in his Kiwi Farms thread.

Perhaps she is looking for a new BF?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Phil you only think your hair is greasy because you‘re too lazy to wash it once a day.

 

[kebab4you]

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Phil you only think your hair is greasy because you‘re too lazy to wash it once a day.

Didn't he get his hair cut a couple of days ago? Thinning out the hair if it's thick is common if a person have thick hair...

 

[Jmboote]

Pre-stream 4/12-17:

• If his Patreon reach $2000 he will play both MGS2&3 and he will play the game seriously, carefully reading the instructions and wont insult Kojima or anything and show that isn't bad at games, that he was just dicking around the first time.

"Pay me two grand to actually pay attention and not shit down the creator's neck for no reason."

Good fucking grief.

 

[grump]

For someone who wants to remain in the background Phil's new alleged gf is sure being mentioned a lot recently.

 

[neger psykolog]

With regards to the whole girlfriend thing: whether she's fake or not, Phil made a huge miscalculation by bringing her up. He's clearly using her as his"valid" excuse for why he needs to keep the Patreon palace, when the fact of the matter is that his fans hate relationship-Phil. Everyone acted like it was just Leanna, but I guarantee they'll start complaining that their money is going to some girl before too long.

I'd say the most valid reason he has brought her up (and I'm assuming she is real, just that he's likely severely overstating the relationship) is to like you said, provide validation to himself and his fans for why he needs to keep the house.

An interesting point is that Phil so far hasn't given a figure on what it'd take to pay off da tax man. There was a post (which was probably deleted as I can't find it) on Phil's forums openly speculating that if the figure were 10k it'd show his income was like $100k USD a year or greater.

Call me suspicious, but all this tax shit comes up, and Phil's "stretch goal" is only eight hundred dollareedoos above his normal goal?

It could be possible that Phil spieled about this whole 'emergency saga' and then once he saw that post realized that people would be able to figure out how much money he's thrown down the drain over the past 4 years based upon any fixed goal that he set. Especially when he's taken fire recently for talking about possible CT condo income being "only $500-800 tops".

Phil now looks like he's trying to play the emergency as smart as possible by not actually mentioning any financial figures. Based upon him clearing up somewhere in the region of $500 a month on stupid bills (phone/cable tv) etc, we can logically assume that he's been living fairly comfortably however still has a huge amount of debt looming on his day to day existence.

I can see that its easy for him to live comfortable in the now, but he surely knows that actually repaying this debt is nigh on impossible and he's only ever going to be able to stave off the creditors just long enough to make the next payment (and the payment after that). In terms of actually changing up his shit, moving/selling/whatever it's probably never going to happen.

If he were doing a gofundme or similar, this would be the point where people should logically ask for proof of his finances, but as he isn't pushed by anyone, that'll likely never happen.

Getting a dollar amount out of him for what his backtax amounts are would provide the most concrete evidence of what his income is/has been, and because of that he's probably going to keep his mouth shut.

I'd like to note that from my digging she's either someone who moved into the country to attend school (may be looking for easy visa or just dumb) or she's someone who is pretty easily provable as a diaperfur. Before you argue, the area he lives in is infamous for the collection of them.

Double posting because this is a point that relates to moderation. Until someone can provide actual proof any posts such as these will probably be deleted/moderated. Open-ended speculation is fine, however suggesting that you have some form of definitive evidence without actually providing it will only promote discussion becoming a wild goose chase ending up in the "finger of gout" being pointed at potential mistresses becoming the "finger of doubt".

Note that screencapping public discussions with anyone who is possibly a female doesn't count as "definitive evidence"

 

[James Smith]

@neger psykolog He had commented that his actual tax attorney (the one from WA) said it looked like it'll be in the ballpark of $5K not including penalties and fees. At the highest B&O tax rate of around 1.5% that pegs him at $95K a year average income from when he moved to now. At any lower effective B&O tax rate it would be a higher average yearly income. Like a lot of estimates of his income this is a minimum, which means him saying "You guys don't have any idea what I make," is true; but we know he makes that much or more.

 

[neger psykolog]

@neger psykolog He had commented that his actual tax attorney (the one from WA) said it looked like it'll be in the ballpark of $5K not including penalties and fees. At the highest B&O tax rate of around 1.5% that pegs him at $95K a year average income from when he moved to now. At any lower effective B&O tax rate it would be a higher average yearly income. Like a lot of estimates of his income this is a minimum, which means him saying "You guys don't have any idea what I make," is true; but we know he makes that much or more.

In true Phil fashion the "save my house" pleas are just so he can pay his back taxes and don't actually really relate to "saving" his house at all. Once he pays off the backtaxes then he's obviously planning on riding out the Seattle-area real estate surge and cashing in at some stage.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

It's kinda obvious Phil reads these forums now and again, his recent raging seems to indicate such a trend. With that in mind, what questions would you want to throw his way the most, hoping they permeate through that grease-layered cranium of his?

Mine is fairly simple: Considering the burned bridges with friends and family over the years, has Phil ever considered that his personality and actions are why he's isolated himself into the current dust-laden hovel which he can barely afford, rather than using the easy go-to line of "nothing I could do"?

 

[Dragoonism]

I'd say the most valid reason he has brought her up (and I'm assuming she is real, just that he's likely severely overstating the relationship) is to like you said, provide validation to himself and his fans for why he needs to keep the house.

He has mentioned that he will reveal her in 2018, but only if he gets to keep his house first and people needs to donate and help him with that.
Said it before and say it again, i wont belive she is real until some evidence is presented that she exist, until then she is just another ploy from his side in his try to keep the house.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He has mentioned that he will reveal her in 2018, but only if he gets to keep his house first and people needs to donate and help him with that.
Said it before and say it again, i wont belive she is real until some evidence is presented that she exist, until then she is just another ploy from his side in his try to keep the house.

There's probably a bit of truth in there---maybe there's someone he went on a few dates with, hard as that is to believe. However, going from a "bachelor" on Thanksgiving to "I've been dating someone since the summer and we're going to spend all our free time together" three days later will have me doubting until we see this woman. Like most habitual liars who aren't very smart, he can't keep the timeline for his lies straight.

 

[Dragoonism]

There's probably a bit of truth in there---maybe there's someone he went on a few dates with, hard as that is to believe. However, going from a "bachelor" on Thanksgiving to "I've been dating someone since the summer and we're going to spend all our free time together" three days later will have me doubting until we see this woman. Like most habitual liars who aren't very smart, he can't keep the timeline for his lies straight.

What i mainly dont buy is that he actually is seeing someone, that he has a GF, too much contradictions when he talks about her to make it feel realistic.
E.g.:

• During the 6 months they supposedly have dated, they met 3-4 times, but he has never during that time taken that many days off, which is required to see someone from far away and if she lives close to Seattle why havent they seen eachother more?
• He claim she dont want a public life on his channel, yet he keeps talking about her.
• She suddently appears when he needs to save his house and wanna move in with him, but only if he keeps his current house.

However, what i can buy is if he talks to a female, fan or not, on d/pm somewhere, and he then very well have exaggerated that conversation into her becoming his GF.

 

[James Smith]

The whole "Peepul are saying I've only seen her 3 times ack ack ack. I've seen her several times, we've just only gone on 3 dates dood!" thing is also an indicator to me this is someone who checks him out at the grocery store or a fast food joint. It also explains how "she knows all about me!" could be true without her being a fan. I just can't believe she's actually seen his videos and wanted a piece of that. I think all she knows about him is what he's told her, and we know how he loves to give a completely different story depending on how he wants to look at the moment (successful business owner and innovative entertainer vs struggling self employed underdog and classic.)

 

[DarkSydePundit]

He has mentioned that he will reveal her in 2018, but only if he gets to keep his house first and people needs to donate and help him with that.
Said it before and say it again, i wont belive she is real until some evidence is presented that she exist, until then she is just another ploy from his side in his try to keep the house.

He could also ask Onision for advice how he manages to keep his both houses, 3 Tesla’s and 2 dungeon girlfriends while the IRS tries to rape him for 100-200k worth of taxes.

In a recent begging Video he fucking bought a new puppy and held it in the camera pretending he didn’t do it to guilt trip his fans into giving him even more money.

Not to give Phil ideas but he would do that kind of shit if he were smart enough to exploit his brain dead audience.

 

[Tackleberry]

It's kinda obvious Phil reads these forums now and again, his recent raging seems to indicate such a trend. With that in mind, what questions would you want to throw his way the most, hoping they permeate through that grease-layered cranium of his?

Mine is fairly simple: Considering the burned bridges with friends and family over the years, has Phil ever considered that his personality and actions are why he's isolated himself into the current dust-laden hovel which he can barely afford, rather than using the easy go-to line of "nothing I could do"?

While i'm fairly new to the internet phenomena that is the goutlord known as DSP, I would have to say that from what i've seen, I'm going to go with the the easy go-to line answer, since the phrase he utters most in gameplay or just ranting amounts to "I can't do anything" or "there's nothing I could do". That, and, adding "'Kay?" to the end of absofuckinglutely every sentence.

On that note, i think it would be utterly hilarious when he's talking with the IRS agent that is in charge of his case, the agent would do the whole "'kay?" thing with him. "So, you haven't been doing your taxes correctly, 'kay? You're running this as a business, 'kay? You can't claim no income tax if you're a business, kay?"