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Amberism of the day; "We haven't yet ate yet."
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DINNER RECIPE + SHOPPING!!!!! 12/5/2017 - A WILD VLOG APPEARS!
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Amberism of the day; "We haven't yet ate yet."
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Just going to ignore that old pot of spaghetti on the stove?
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Big Amber "forgot" an ingredient needed to cook dinner. Her life isn't complete without a daily trip to Walmart.
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It’s day old stew
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Oh man I'm dying, translucent zucchini!
If you're cooking and the "zuchini becomes translucent" you should probably not be operating a stove. Maybe put on some music and lay down.
WTF is with the pumpkins? Is she gonna leave her tree up until Easter?
And there is not a single "American roadhouse" style place with 1K calorie sandwiches that AL cannot find. This is "Cheddars" the place she says they went.
https://cheddars.com/nutritional-info/
If you're cooking and the "zuchini becomes translucent" you should probably not be operating a stove. Maybe put on some music and lay down.
WTF is with the pumpkins? Is she gonna leave her tree up until Easter?
And there is not a single "American roadhouse" style place with 1K calorie sandwiches that AL cannot find. This is "Cheddars" the place she says they went.
https://cheddars.com/nutritional-info/
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She wanted to put a santa hat on it but the haterz were telling her that her pumpkin was going to rot by Christmas. Guess she's proving them wrong. She's not going to cook that pumpkin, so it doesn't matter when it rots, but sitting next to a rotted pumpkin, it won't last too much longer.
LOL, I looked up Cheddars too. These Kentucky restaurants are all batter dipped fried things, and honestly, I wouldn't trust their farm raised crap salmon.
In this morning's younow when she was ordering Mexican food within 10min. of waking, she told Becky she didn't want to name the place out loud. It must annoy her when we look at the menus of where she eats. And when Becky came back with her Mexican food, she acted like it's health food, and everyone can just chill, because she usually only eats twice a day, and this was the first time she had eaten ALL day. The stupid idiot forgot she already told us she slept all day.
I think she starts all these diets so she can a reason to binge right before, like when she ate the pizza right before starting weight watchers for the 5th time. If the diet is always tomorrow, then today is always a feast.
I also tried to find the place with the Simple Chicken that Eric and Rickie went, couldn't find it.
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1. The first few min of her staring at herself and pursing her lips together makes me want to vomit.
2. BECKY DOESNT LIKE HALF OF THE STUFF THAT IM PUTTING IN OUR DINNER BUT IM MAKING IT ANYWAY ... idk about anyone else but typically if someone doesn’t like something you modify the recipe or make something else. No wonder why Destiny made her own food. (Other than the fact that what she makes is gross af)
3. Holy shit that was a lot of garlic powder she sprinkled on there. They probably couldn’t taste anything else.
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Her long sleeves are what keep her warm, not her 500 lbs of blubber.
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I cracked up when she put her glasses on over that shitty makeup and said "Oh it looks so much better doesn't it, with glasses"
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Orozo isn’t rice. Seriously...
Oh come on, she didn’t forget to record chopping up the zucchini, there is no way she has the dexterity to chop it up one handed. I know she couldn’t possible use some sort of tripod or anything....
Garlic powder? Are you kidding me? Can’t be bothered to mince and sauté some actual garlic? Wait you’re just pannfrying chick peas and zucchini and mixing it with (store bought) pesto and orozo and feta cheese.
Wait. Why am I judging this like it would be anything other than that.
Oh come on, she didn’t forget to record chopping up the zucchini, there is no way she has the dexterity to chop it up one handed. I know she couldn’t possible use some sort of tripod or anything....
Garlic powder? Are you kidding me? Can’t be bothered to mince and sauté some actual garlic? Wait you’re just pannfrying chick peas and zucchini and mixing it with (store bought) pesto and orozo and feta cheese.
Wait. Why am I judging this like it would be anything other than that.
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IKR, so many calorie dense things in one pot, and it's just for her and Becky yet she used the entire box of pasta, entire jar of pesto, entire pack of cheese, and the entire can of beans. She didn't show the amounts, if she used less, she would have bragged about it. Like when she proudly yelled out that the ground beef was lowfat during chili making.
I think she likes making big pots of stuff because it's harder to gauge the servings and she can just keep it on the stove and keep eating from it without people noticing as much. That's how she always does it when she makes these monstrosities, except she can't play it off as making extra to have leftovers for work anymore.
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I'm sorely tempted to cook this (albeit a much smaller portion) a la the reviews of FVG's food.. I consider myself a pretty decent and experimental cook but I just can't fathom what all of that together tastes like..
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It’s important to get the zucchini semi translucent and of course you can’t forget the feta, it really holds it together.
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She hasn't deleted negative comments on this video, it appears. She is probably deliberately leaving up the hate to show how right she is bout the haydurs.
I'm cool with that. I hope she feels validated in her excuses. So that when we return to the sympathy-seeking part of the cycle, she'll ask herself "why," and no answers will come, because she explained them all away already. Predictable, but no less entertaining.
I'm cool with that. I hope she feels validated in her excuses. So that when we return to the sympathy-seeking part of the cycle, she'll ask herself "why," and no answers will come, because she explained them all away already. Predictable, but no less entertaining.
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Unwashed socks.
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I didn't watch the whole thing, but I did see the part where she was using the shopping cart as a walker.
I think she's doing that to keep with the narrative that she cooks for Becky - I doubt Becky ate any. On the Younow where she made the other slop with chick peas (I refuse to call it chili), Eric and Becky were around but not eating.
I suspect she buys food the same way she buys all the other crap: if it's attractive to her, it goes into the shopping cart. There is no rhyme or reason for any of it, nor does she buys the basics (notice how every time she cooks, she talks about going to some store to get the ingredients).
Also, I've never found any ready-made pesto that wasn't vile.
I think she's doing that to keep with the narrative that she cooks for Becky - I doubt Becky ate any. On the Younow where she made the other slop with chick peas (I refuse to call it chili), Eric and Becky were around but not eating.
I suspect she buys food the same way she buys all the other crap: if it's attractive to her, it goes into the shopping cart. There is no rhyme or reason for any of it, nor does she buys the basics (notice how every time she cooks, she talks about going to some store to get the ingredients).
Also, I've never found any ready-made pesto that wasn't vile.
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I doubt she would bother to cook anything that takes more than 10/12min. After all, she hasn't eaten all day.
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She's never tried making either one. Amber's cooking is dumping cans and jars into a pot and heating up, I don't think she owns a blender. Too bad because she used to enjoy Sabra hummus, and she could make her own without any oil. But we're talking about the rice queen who threw away her unused rice cooker because she never used it.