Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[GloriousScarf]

Russell got triggered at the gym and had to make a video of the ceiling.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ok, it's time to come clean. There IS a massive conspiracy against Russell Greer, supergenius. Obviously, he's destined to lead humanity into a golden age of peace and prosperity, and we at the Illuminati can't allow that. There's no money in peace. Taylor Swift didn't learn of his existence at our direction. Her agents refused unsolicited material like they do for all such things but this is part of the conspiracy because Russ is humanity's savior. The rules don't apply to him. He found us out. We're shutting down and going into the film industry. Sorry kids. You'll get your last paycheck before the 15th.

 

[Russtard]

Yes Russell, boots are ah-shakin' at the Swift mansion.

 

[zerohitwonder]

Russell got triggered at the gym and had to make a video of the ceiling.

Is he implying that hearing TS on the radio makes him want to jump out of a window?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Russell got triggered at the gym and had to make a video of the ceiling.

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I don't know if I should be disappointed or relieved he wasn't slurping in rage during that. At least he most definitely had to have looked like a sped standing there with his phone pointed at the ceiling.

That quote just makes me wonder if he doesn't listen to the radio very often, or if he's sworn off (other artists') music forever. Like you literally can't tune into any music station without hearing Taylor Swift at least once, so if listening to a single note of her songs triggers him, he'd just be better off wearing earplugs all day.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Is he implying that hearing TS on the radio makes him want to jump out of a window?

It's a recherché bit of cinematography suggesting aspiration and upward mobility. He's trying to show us his goals and how he's going to be successful.

Well, that or he's just a fucked up little man who's never going to amount to anything.

My money's on the second one.

Edited: goddamn auto correct.

 

[Barbarella]

I don't know if I should be disappointed or relieved he wasn't slurping in rage during that. At least he most definitely had to have looked like a sped standing there with his phone pointed at the ceiling.

WTF goes through his mind? Swift comes on the radio and so he takes a video of his phone’s reflection on the ceiling....or some reflection on the ceiling... Wut?

I thought locking up your phone was sort of a gym guideline. Since he apparently has it with him during all those workouts that make him so very ripped, do you think his phone might be used at times when Swift is not on the radio? Like when he’s on the bike and when some girl is on the treadmill in front of him? I’d love to go through his phone and see what’s on there, aside from videos of the ceiling and selfies of him drooling.

Hey, we have hackers here on the Orchards who can make the lights go out through the computers at his work...cracking his phone should be a no brainer. If somebody here can get into his phone, we promise Null we’ll create a separate thread for the photos. .

 

[Captain Smollett]

Russell got triggered at the gym and had to make a video of the ceiling.

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Remember to play TS at your local gym kids!

 

[Russtard]

Okay Russell, was the song just a no-strings-attached gift or were you trying to fuck her? Tell us the truth, Shitlips.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Okay Russell, was the song just a no-strings-attached gift or were you trying to fuck her? Tell us the truth, Shitlips.

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"... would be romantic lover of hers..." this kid literally can't pay a hooker to fuck him, yet her has expectations of any normal woman choosing (CHOOSING!!!) to have sex with him? For no money? He seriously doesn't recognize that he has nothing to offer, and I don't mean just money.

"I was harmed by her misrepresentations..."
I.e., she's ignoring me. Well, can't win them all...

Good to know he's interested in sodomy and fornication, especially as he'll (probably never) have a girlfriend.

Would anyone be surprised to learn that he does believe in that invisible lizard driving spaceships that are secretly disguised as stars?

ETA: Russell, if you weren't born with a disability, you would probably still be a horrible human being. Probably less horrible, but not by much.

 

[deadfool]

Okay Russell, was the song just a no-strings-attached gift or were you trying to fuck her? Tell us the truth, Shitlips.

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This post reminded me of that song from The Book of Mormon:

Spoiler: edited the lyrics to fit russell's situation

warning: this is pretty :autism:, but I couldn't help myself.

Ever since I was a child, I tried to be the best
So what happened?
My family and friends all said I was blessed
So what happened?

It was supposed to be all so exciting
To woo Taylor with my paralegal degree
But I allowed my faith to be shaken
Oh, what's the matter with me?

I've always longed to be world-famous
To make the haters and trolls all despair
But when I needed Taylor to step up
Why didn’t she seem to care?

A county judge and a $2,000 fine
What's so scary about that?
I must trust that my book is mightier
And can win my Taylor back
'Cause I know what my life’s all about
I don’t have even one shred of doubt

I believe that Taylor Swift owed me a duty
I believe that her publicity stunts should have disclaimers
And I believe that she sent anthrax to my house
And tried to kill me
I am Russell Greer
And Russell Greer just reee’s

You cannot just believe part-way
You have to believe in it all
Or else I will quickly block you
And add your name to the bathroom stall

I can't allow myself to have any doubt
It's time to set my worries free
Time to show the world what ex-Elder Geer is about
And share the :autism: inside of me

I believe that prostitution should be legal
I believe that plan involves me owning my own brothel
And I believe that women who reject me
Are discriminating, and therefore committing a hate crime
I am Russell Greer
And, dang it, Russell Greer just reee’s
(Russell Greer just reee’s)

I know that I must go and do the things Owl Freeman said
(Owl Freeman has said)
I realize now why she rejected me
If her agents hadn’t stonewalled me, she would have seen my plight
Now it’s time for me to show her my fruits
(Ms. Swift, we have an intruder, he just walked right into the studio!)

I believe that you’d be my girlfriend if you knew
That I believe that I’m a solid 9/10
And I believe that the only reason I’m not your lover
Is because you haven’t met me yet

(Met me yet)
You can be my girlfriend
And if you refuse I’ll simply reee
(Taylor: The fuck is this?)

And now I can feel the excitement
This is the woman I was born to do
And I feel so incredible to be sharing my feelings with you
My Facebook posts say that I get you

I wrote a song so our feelings could grow
But your agents screwed me over
So I wrote a book to let you know

(Let you know)
I believe that you’re a bigot and a liar
I believe that your mom totally should’ve died of cancer
And I believe that once this is all cleared up
We’ll play footsie at a candlelit table

If I believe, it’ll magically happen
And you'll know it's all true, you'll just feel it
You'll be my girlfriend
And, by gosh, if not I will reee
(If not I will reee)

 

[zerohitwonder]

It's a recherché bit of cinematography suggesting aspiration and upward mobility. He's trying to show us his goals and how he's going to be successful.

Sort of like Vertigo, then. Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak were mere stand-ins until these two came along.

Okay Russell, was the song just a no-strings-attached gift or were you trying to fuck her? Tell us the truth, Shitlips.

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I love that about him. He's such a huckster. He's not particularly good, but that doesn't stop him. "Well, I have a legal degree... and Taylor owes us a right of duty... oh, and I wrote a book. Buy it!"

Russell, if you weren't born with a disability, you would probably still be a horrible human being. Probably less horrible, but not by much.

Probably worse.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Every single day he posts something that makes him appear more crazy.

Usually under the guise of a post explaining why he really isn't crazy.

 

[Brownies_1234]

The Silence Breakers were just named Time Magazine's person of the year, Taylor Swift is one of the women that is on the cover... This should be interesting.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The Silence Breakers were just named Time Magazine's person of the year, Taylor Swift is one of the women that is on the cover... This should be interesting.

Oh good. I hope it sends him into fits of rage, particularly since he is one of the people that women would need to break silence over.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

The cover talked about above. Someone's gonna lost his shit.

ETA-
http://time.com/5049659/taylor-swift-interview-person-of-the-year-2017/

 

[Very Honest Content]

Russell is a cow worthy of a subforum but...That's why we have a wiki. Contribute to it.

So much this it's not even funny, unlike the bamboon in question. https://lolcow.wiki/ Create a new page Russ-a-holics, fill it in with all his fail and hear the reee echo in eternity.

I seriously doubt he reads Time, he's more a fake news Russian troll farm Facebook operation consumer it seems to me, so unless someone brings it to his attention it'll be not much of an issue or at most we'll get a dismissive comment about suing for a dollar doesn't make you a hero once more.

 

[LolCoolCat]

Meltdown coming

 

[Paralethal]

"... would be romantic lover of hers..." this kid literally can't pay a hooker to fuck him, yet her has expectations of any normal woman choosing (CHOOSING!!!) to have sex with him? For no money? He seriously doesn't recognize that he has nothing to offer, and I don't mean just money.

"I was harmed by her misrepresentations..."
I.e., she's ignoring me. Well, can't win them all...

Good to know he's interested in sodomy and fornication, especially as he'll (probably never) have a girlfriend.

Would anyone be surprised to learn that he does believe in that invisible lizard driving spaceships that are secretly disguised as stars?

ETA: Russell, if you weren't born with a disability, you would probably still be a horrible human being. Probably less horrible, but not by much.

It's really more of a deformity.

 

[downloads]

Someone used the laughing smilie on the Time cover post, now he's ornery