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He mention her so much that it sounds like he is trying to convince himself that she exist and he always twist her into how much he needs to keep his house...

You telling me that Phil is trying to summon a tulpa?


I'd pay to see Phil go crazy talking to himself and filming himself shooting psychic bullets at his creation.
 
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That gout pic. Is that legit what his legs look like? How long until he loses his legs?
That's just a picture of someone with gout, what the person below me said, not Phil. As far as I'm aware his legs still look like fat, poorly plucked chickens.
 
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But I was initially going to ask how the dude has 40+ minutes of shit to talk about every day during his pre-stream
Prestreams weren't always this way. Several months ago they'd average in the 15-20 minute mark, and 30+ would be a rare long rambling one. Structure used to be this: A couple minutes intro, talks about today's game for a few minutes, goes into the schedule as a mini Week in Preview again, maybe a topic or 2 to talk about for a few minutes (We hit the Patreon goal! Some controversial news I want to ramble about! My latest emergency!) then we're into 5-10 minutes of plugs... and done.
The big change is now after the plugs... it's time for the shoutouts. I've seen DSP ramble for about 10 minutes about how YouTube is fucking him over... to a small cheer asking 'how's life?'. Even DSP realises it goes so far some times, when he put his foot down a couple times saying he wouldn't answer repeated 10 bit cheer questions over random shit... 10 cents ain't worth DSP's time.
This change extended streams by a good 10+ minutes, sometimes 20+ minutes. I even remember a prestream in the last month where there were so few cheers/subs/tips DSP actually delayed the end, wondering to himself if there's anything else to talk about, until a few more cheers came in.

Let's give Phil one thing, at least ONE THNG. He is absolutely right about how shit the upgrade system for the cars is, and how shit loot boxes are in general.
Yes, there was definitely some controversy over EA's bullshit 'gotta get car upgrades via randomly generated cards, oh & you can use lootboxes to buy them to avoid grinding!' system for Payback. I heard they were patching it to make it less ridiculous after the SWBF2 backlash... but it's part of why I had high hopes for a DSP ragequit, just like Shadow of War.
The PC World review is the one I read shortly before DSP started playing it, apparently it got a patch addressing some of these issues about 2 weeks ago.
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You guys don't understand. His gout and back injury really affect his voice. Plus that fungal infection in his throat that he just kind of left there because he was lazy.

WHY DSP HAS PROBLEMS WITH HIS VOICE

There are a number of reasons why Phil has problems with a strained voice. Take notes Phil.

Warming up
Radio/tv hosts, voice actors, etc tend to warm up their voices before long periods of use like you would your body before a long race.

The less screaming the better
They also learn to put emotion into their voice without straining it. You would think after so many years he'd learn you can convey the same energy and tone much easier than just shouting into the mic as loud as he can.

Soda
Soda and caffeine are awful and will make a voice even worse if you have a worn out throat. Seeing how he downs those energy drinks all the time, probably isn't the best thing.

Greasy Food
This can be murder on an already strained voice. Since he's a sponsor of Hungry Man dinners, this does not help either.

Alcohol
Alcohol numbs your body....including vocal chords. Mr. Gin while screaming about his lost Leanna could damage his voice and not even know it until the next day.

The Back
It is possible that his back injury maaaaay affect it because let's face it, we've seen his posture, he slouches a lot. This may cause some underlying problem but doubtful.

Conclusion
So there you have it. The man, the myth, the wonder that is DSP does just about everything you can do to destroy your own voice. That's my rant.

It's really a wonder why he doesn't have more problems tbh. He should at least drink some decaffinated tea at night. A little tea with lemon and honey would go a long way.
 

I'm calling it right now; Phil's gf is a turbo-libcuck. He's spewing word for word "MUH EVIL CORPORATIONS".
There are literally like 4 airlines that control all of air travel in the united states that can continue increasing costs of baggage check, tickets (they will pull their ticket prices off of travel sites as to make it harder for people to do any comparison shopping), on top of charging just 'whatever they want' for tickets while overbooking flights. And they can do it because no one has any choice, people have to fly and they control the monopoly on flying and any individuals who could've changed this were chastened 30 years ago when Reagan fired 11,000 air traffic controllers for demanding a living wage and safe working conditions. DSP is dumb as shit but the entire system of air travel is literally designed to make you want to kill yourself while wringing you dry
 
Hey, I guess now nobody can accuse Phil of never giving to charity.
 
Hey, I guess now nobody can accuse Phil of never giving to charity.

And yet he once again used it the same way he accused others for doing it- showing off how 'generous' he is rather than just donating and being done with it.
 
You telling me that Phil is trying to summon a tulpa?
I'd pay to see Phil go crazy talking to himself and filming himself shooting psychic bullets at his creation.
I would say he try to convince himself in order not to accidentally mention she isn't real.

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He is not the first person i go to learn about these things!

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Who else think he done other things than actual cleaning most of the time?
I wonder if he will ever donate that huge stack of DVDs that he got or is he still buying more?

Some more "People on Twitter about DSP!"
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For extra hilarity Phil then donated all her shit to charity as a sign of what a good person he is.

The way he phrases it is extremely telling, too. "Hey, doods, look at how good of a person I am, donating my worn out ten year old t-shirts and Leanna's old stuff I don't want to pay $50 to take to the dump. Be nice to other people! Seriously, help people out." He's about as subtle as, well... Phil.

My prediction is that he's going to mention this "generosity" a few times in the coming weeks, followed by "well, I haven't actually donated it yet. It's in the trunk of the Goutmobile. I just haven't had the time, dood! Ack ack ack."

And god bless Snort Burnell for that onslaught of clips of Phil being a toxic asshole. Really put me in the Christmas spirit.
 
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I honestly think he makes the best videos to give a good tl;dw

I agree but some of the repetitive clips he uses of Phil laughing or multiple uses of him begging over and over again to pad the video length is getting a bit obnoxious at this point. But I never cease to laugh at "PHILS A FAGGOT."
 
He has and also claimed that they use bots to dislike his videos!
Sorry, what I meant to say is , do you think DSP realizes why his TIHYDP's failed in views and why others don't. Do you think he actually believes it's viewbots or just another random straw for him to grasp at?
 
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