Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

My last post was a bit tame. Let's get back up to the expected standard.

I saw this image quite a while back on a now-defunct shitposting FB page, and it took me *way* too long to find it again (you're welcome, world). I think you'll understand why the image stuck with me.
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holy shit, this is the best thing in the thread by far. who made this abomination? there's a reasonable amount of technical skill behind it.
 
My last post was a bit tame. Let's get back up to the expected standard.

I saw this image quite a while back on a now-defunct shitposting FB page, and it took me *way* too long to find it again (you're welcome, world). I think you'll understand why the image stuck with me.
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This one seems intentionally bad. It's popular in a lot of art communities to see who can draw/dig up the most ironically ugly sonic art.
 
holy shit, this is the best thing in the thread by far. who made this abomination? there's a reasonable amount of technical skill behind it.

Tragically, the credit on e621 is given to "unknown artist," and reverse image search doesn't turn up any other source, or anything similar and credited. It's an internet mystery.

Text posts in an image thread are dull, so I'll punctuate this with another from the expanded Sanic universe:

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The artist has over 150 other pieces on e621, but I've already hit today's "looking at unsexy porn for research" quota and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
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Today’s theme: pregnancy and birth.


Furries need to burn in Hell.
Those first two made me realize that Whitekitten wasn't fucked up enough for the internet's sick perversions.
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Seriously, that second may just be the worst thing I've seen on the internet.

This isn’t as bad as the others, it’s just... weird. I’ll probably go on Tumblr later for the really bizarre shit.

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This just looks like some typical vore shit. I mean, it's weird and gross, but hardly freak show worthy in my eyes. It's like an ugly person, not hideously deformed enough to throw nickels at and laugh, but also not something you'd look at. It's just in the boring purgatory in between normal and fucked up. At least compared to the rest of the shit that's been posted here.
 
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This just looks like some typical vore shit. I mean, it's weird and gross, but hardly freak show worthy in my eyes. It's like an ugly person, not hideously deformed enough to throw nickels at and laugh, but also not something you'd look at. It's just in the boring purgatory in between normal and fucked up. At least compared to the rest of the shit that's been posted here.
I would agree. Luckily Tumblr has a good amount of fucked up shit.
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However if that isn't enough, one popular plane porn artist, Ratbat, is so obsessed with it that they not only made their own term for their characters, "dire machines", but they even made a picture series documenting the biology of a anthromorphic airplane with a penis that's on par with the "Disney's Cars Biology" memes floating around.

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As freaked out as I am by this... this person could get hired by disney, these references are too detailed.
 
I would agree. Luckily Tumblr has a good amount of fucked up shit.
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If anything, I think @John Furrman will be adding that third one to his spank bank. But that's just a theory. A gay theory.

As freaked out as I am by this... this person could get hired by disney, these references are too detailed.
Not to mention the obvious talent and love that went into it. It brings up the age old question of weird pornographic art once again. Is it more respectable or disturbing that this much love, talent, attention to detail, and time went into it? Probably both, if you ask me.
 
As freaked out as I am by this... this person could get hired by disney, these references are too detailed.
That's the saddest part with internet artists in general. With some artists they have a ton of talent they use to draw fap material, but at the same time as even mid 2000s urban dictionary entries will tell you, if you want to get noticed on art sites all you need to do is upload fanart or porn. Many furry artists are like this, they'll not get too many views drawing clean art unless they already have a following elsewhere, yet the minute you draw fetish art you'll be getting views, regardless of talent (though the more talent you have the more likely you'll get popular) So many of the top furry patreons are like this, they draw lots of porn and especially porn of well known characters. Some furries do porn for the money while others do it because it's their specific fetish.

As for Ratbat (the artist of this), I know for a fact that she closed commissions too because she was getting constant requests to draw things that weren't her "specific" fetish in the manner she wants, and she also absolutely hates drawing furries. She ended up making an edit of one image to replace the furry with a human boning an aircraft and put that up too because she can't fap to furries. Her behavior has been polarizing among the crowd of furries with that fetish (with her webcomic even having a plane sex scene), but it also represents that some of these artists don't give a shit about making it big outside the fandom as their fetish comes first.

Unless you're becoming an internet animator, gamedev, or something similar good luck getting noticed outside of drawing fanart and porn. There's too many artists and not enough commission money to go around, oh and I heard Patreon's new payout scheme is pissing off artists and patrons.
 
This picture is particularly hilarious now that this comic exists by the same guy.

Some previews:

Apparently that thing is trending on twitter as a huge "Why the fuck did someone think this was in any shape or form a good idea?" thing.
What's even funnier is that apparently they made the one character everyone knows is gay without it being said straight, which I find hilarious. If anything, I think we should keep an eye on this comic and the shitstorm around it, because this is gonna be funny!

EDIT: Looking at this person's twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if they're mad that any character is straight, but I think we all know Clawhauser was gay, right?
 
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Apparently that thing is trending on twitter as a huge "Why the fuck did someone think this was in any shape or form a good idea?" thing.
What's even funnier is that apparently they made the one character everyone knows is gay without it being said straight, which I find hilarious. If anything, I think we should keep an eye on this comic and the shitstorm around it, because this is gonna be funny!

EDIT: Looking at this person's twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if they're mad that any character is straight, but I think we all know Clawhauser was gay, way?
They made him straight for the same reason they made the comic pro-life, you know why lol.
 
This picture is particularly hilarious now that this comic exists by the same guy.

Some previews:

this is the most impressively well-executed exhibit of autism i've ever seen. the guy has some serious skill not just in drawing, but in comics as well.

and he made a pro-life zootopia comic with it. even making porn would be less autistic, because at least that's to be expected. christians are on some wild shit, man.
 
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