Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
Oh no! Whatever will the LGBTQ ever do if Russ stops defending their rights?? How will they ever get along without his insightful "50% are lying anyway..." rhetoric??

With friends like Shitlips, who needs enemies?

Just think Russ, if you gave up on the gays you could finally come out of the closet as the proud right wing fascist you really are!

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Eugghhh

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Get outta here Shannon. Russ shouldn't talk to any women.

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Wtf???? I know LGBT people who have been beaten until the point of broken bones. People shunned by their family, etc. Had to hide who they were because they lived in a religious community...the list goes on.
Russ.... you're bullied (if that's true) because you harass women that don't respond to you. Because you obsess over a celebrity simply because she didn't give you what only you thought you deserved. Because you're a jerk. You use your facial paralysis (I won't say disability because there are people way more limited than you. You can still do everything.) To try to get people to pity you and do your bidding. You are not a positive person. You hate yourself and your life. You're not fooling anyone. If you were a typical easy going dude so few people would care about your face.
I'm done sperging now.
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Only started following this thread very recently.
This guy is operating at a truly superhuman level of delusion, and based on his words and actions, probably the most potentially dangerous /cow/ I've ever encountered on the Farms.
I hope his legal shenanigans have put him on local law-enforcement's radar.
 
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MysticMisty said:
If the landlord really was in the room I wonder if he was checking for a dead animal because it reeks in there, potentially? He's admitted to washing his clothes in bathtubs so maybe he stinks up a house/room really quick due to improperly washed clothes?
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What does he do with the suits? You can't just wash them in a tub. A dry cleaner would certainly iron them. Maybe no car + no friends + too cheap for a taxi = having to take suits home from the dry cleaners by bus, so even if they were ironed, they're all wrinkled by the time he gets there.

And who knows what the landlord was looking for? Maybe after learning of Russ' antics, he could be looking for weapons. If Russ has roommates, the landlord needs to look after them too.
 
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zerohitwonder said:
And who knows what the landlord was looking for? Maybe after learning of Russ' antics, he could be looking for weapons. If Russ has roommates, the landlord needs to look after them too.
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Minor power level but in my state, there are "right to privacy" laws that prohibit landlords from showing up at a tenants door with less than 24 hours notice IIRC. I'm not sure what the laws are in Utah, but I doubt a landlord would risk voiding the lease to show up and rifle through Russell's garbage for shits and gigs.

This leaves a couple possibilities in my mind:
A) One of his roommates thinks he has something (weapons, pets, etc) that would void the lease and was in his room snooping.
B) The landlord warned Russ that he/she was coming over for maintenance and shitlips forgot.
C) Russell is so poor that he lives with his landlord (nothing you can really do about them going in your room then).
D -Most Likely-) No one was in his room and the retard is being a manic sperg again.
 
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Zombiefaceddwarf said:
I imagine Russ is actually renting a room from someone as per his previous living arrangements. Thus his landlord will also be his housemate.

I suspect his landlord/housemate is also female.
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I figure that he would want her IN the room! (Only with him there, I suppose?)
 
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T.J. O'Pootertoot said:
This has to be performance art. I don't think I've ever seen anyone in real life or online who was this divorced from reality. It's fascinating and frightening. I would not want to be in the vicinity of this guy.
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DrJonesHat said:
It's real. He's really that crazy.
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Remember when everyone was convinced dave muscato was a supertroll? I'm still wondering if he really is, actually.

Zombiefaceddwarf said:
I imagine Russ is actually renting a room from someone as per his previous living arrangements. Thus his landlord will also be his housemate.

I suspect his landlord/housemate is also female.
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I think he mentioned another roommate situation in this case. Regardless, I'd be amazed if he could get an apartment in his own. Maybe it's different in SLC, but most places on the coasts and at least larger cities in flyover country won't rent if you're a deformed unemployed cretin, unless you've got a nice bank account and excellent credit. Most places in the northeast wouldn't let a parent rent a place for their kid without a background check on the kid, and a cursory Google search would make him unwelcome, even if the lease was in his parents' names.

Again, maybe it's different in SLC, or maybe he found a small time landlord who took pity on him. My money's on a sublet or an owner renting out a room though.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
If he didn't spend all of his janitor wages on people finders and copies of his own book to send to people to be thrown away, he could probably afford to rent an actual apartment, not just a room in someone elses house.
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Or at least pay off those legal fees and fine he was slapped with during his last frivolous lawsuit.
 
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