Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rupin]

Luniara is still trying to get Chris's attention on the Patreon reward he owes her.

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He's backlogged all the way back to October.

I hope the rest of the tards who are giving Chris money or are thinking about it see this and rethink their options. Rethink their life while they are at it.

 

[Marvin]

Chris is too busy trans-shaming his imaginary friends to worry about pesky things like business obligations.

 

[muh_moobs]

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[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Luniara is still trying to get Chris's attention on the Patreon reward he owes her.

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He's backlogged all the way back to October.

Anyone stupid enough to give Chris money deserves to get ripped off

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

His idea seems kinda...dark and boring.

This feels more like something that the troll(s) gave him, to be honest. Having him say that his beloved Pokemon are effectively crammed away in grim little oubliettes when they aren't being forced to fight each other.

 

[UwU Sugoi]

This feels more like something that the troll(s) gave him, to be honest. Having him say that his beloved Pokemon are effectively crammed away in grim little oubliettes when they aren't being forced to fight each other.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Seems like everything that comes out of Chris' mouth lately has a troll behind him pulling the strings.

 

[Probably Not]

457? That doesn't round quite evenly into anything.

It's a prime number so, yeah, it's not going to divide equally into anything.

 

[Computery Guy]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Seems like everything that comes out of Chris' mouth lately has a troll behind him pulling the strings.

I mean, if the goal here is to make Chris more boring than usual they're succeeding with flying colors.

 

[4Macie]

Chris does donate to other patreons. Wouldn’t surprise me if chris doesn’t even know about this change and will get a fun surprise.

Or not. He probably doesn’t actually look any further than how much he gets paid... but it would be interesting to see chris freak that he’s suppose to only be a $10 donator to his brother but now he was charged more. Knowing chris he’d assume his brother did something.

 

[NG 070]

Luniara is still trying to get Chris's attention on the Patreon reward he owes her.

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He's backlogged all the way back to October.

Woah, woah... this can't be the Luniara I'm vaguely familiar with from the The Old Republic fandom scene. This is way too surreal, man.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Seems like everything that comes out of Chris' mouth lately has a troll behind him pulling the strings.

At least Jessica Quinn kinda sorta inspired some genuine content. This current shit just feels way too forced to be funny.

 

[Marvin]

At least Jessica Quinn kinda sorta inspired some genuine content.

lolno

Jessica Quinn cockblocked some genuine content because she's cranky bitch with sand in her vagina.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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If Chris was a Pokemon, his Pokeball would probably look like this

Spoiler

 

[jc17]

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They know who they're dealing with and yet the just keep giving him money to encourage the cycle of laziness.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

lolno

Jessica Quinn cockblocked some genuine content because she's cranky bitch with sand in her vagina.

Chris was actually willing to join the forum but psycho eyebrows had to go and ruin it. It's such a fucking shame.

 

[Rupin]

Chris was actually willing to join the forum but psycho eyebrows had to go and ruin it. It's such a fucking shame.

The charade had to end. There was no way she/he was going to meet Chris come october 6. And she couldn't keep stringing him along forever. I think we got the best outcome of him possible. The only other option was him thinking we were his friends and maybe a couple more shitty q and a videos and him thinking we were his friends. Then we would still be where we are now, except still wondering who Jessica is and why would she consider dating Chris.

 

[Pony Horn]

Luniara is still trying to get Chris's attention on the Patreon reward he owes her.

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He's backlogged all the way back to October.

And yet his Patreon is back up to $592.

Spoiler: Patreon

 

[AnOminous]

That makes his average Patron $20+. So he's not going to get shafted on this much, unlike much bigger losers like Andrew Dobson.

 

[FightenGnome]

Chris was actually willing to join the forum but psycho eyebrows had to go and ruin it. It's such a fucking shame.

She also ruined his stalking of @Doopie which, while relieving to her I'm sure, would have been entertaining and better than the MLP obsession.

 

[dacwcman69]

Totally fftopic: but I learned today that Chris earns nearly $200 more per month on patreon than Doopie does and that's kinda sad.

 

[Cuntster]

I imagine this is how Chris' Thanksgiving went

This is probably also what Chris looked like sliding out of Barb’s snatch the day he was vaginally-vomited into the world.