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Ballzymaker94 said:
I’m pretty sure he’s too lazy to think of a real reason.
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Yeah, I figured it was laziness. autism, and a troll.

But I was thinking that this could actually be an interesting storyline: Graduon (adulthood) being responsible for the wars and atrocities and the "grownup problems" in CWCville. Then Chris and his Mary Sues (childhood innocence) solve the problems.

Yeah, I know. I was temporarily :optimistic: and possibly :autism:.

But actually it sort of fits. Chris has had to grow up a little bit since Bob died and money got tight so maybe he's got a little Graduon in him now. Then his sweet, child-like innocence (*retch*) will return and he'll cleanse CWCville of evil.

Yeah, it's still :optimistic: but if I think about the storyline as is I'll end up REEEEEing, especially since we've been getting the trifecta of this, ponies, and singing.
 
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Marvin said:
See, spending 5 minutes thinking "hmm, she was dying yesterday, so why isn't she asking me to take her to a hospital today??" is not an option to Chris.
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But why not? Is it just too difficult for him?
 
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But why not? Is it just too difficult for him?
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Because he prefers to magically think that if she's not chimping out at him, then everything is A-OK.

He tends to stick to the version of events that keeps him content/happy, like a child. And children never question anything that looks good on the surface. Which is why you have to actually teach them not to take candy from someone they don't know and question them.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
When Phil claimed to have had an orchiectomy somebody contacted the urologist (or maybe it was one of their staff) and they confirmed that Phil did not have his spicy meatballs removed and that he was removed from the building for becoming aggressive. So while unlikely it's not entirely impossible that somebody did contact the Chandlers' doctor's office.
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That's not quite what happen.
Phil gave out the contact details of his supposed surgeon and it was followed up.
No information was asked for and no medical information given out other than the fact Phil wasn't actually a patient of the doctor although he had been seen previously. The premise for the call was Phil was willing concealed HIV positive status (yup this is pretty dumb).
Being told someone isn't actually a patient/ is no longer a patient isn't really a data breach.
After that the doctor involved was contacted to say Phil was giving out his personals and some details were asked for in terms of what Phil was claiming.
 
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Remember how awesome summer was?

@Doopie and Lady of the Cosmos gave us some of the best content in a long time, and rereading those threads are always worth it.

Jessica Quinn ruined the momentum we had going... Chris is doing nothing but carrying imaginary friends to the Game Shops, and having strange, elaborate battles in the real world in the name of CWCville...

My point is it seems summer is prime time for Chris being extreme. In 2016, we had the sliced guch. Summer of 2014 is when Catherine and Insurance Peon/Garbage Boy did most of their trolling, I can't remember Summer of 2015 that well, but he was likely in the midst of the Coty Smith fiasco at that time.
 
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He's completely gone off the rails hasn't he? Like, to the point that I don't care anymore. I've been watching this weirdo since 2008 because his plight was somewhat rooted in sanity albeit his actions were almost always the wrong ones to make. Seeing his Facebook posts since the Jessica thing fell apart, it's like he's completely lost grasp of reality and he's in this dream-like state of not knowing the difference between his fantasies and real life. Is he finally broken? I don't think anything can phase him anymore because he's withdrawn into the safe space of his imagination and he's never coming back out. I guess I'm still slightly interested in where it goes from here but I feel like we're turning a page into a new saga. The "legitimately insane" saga?
 
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Now that Rosechu is a bonafide tranny, I'd like to see the troll of the week force Chris to change another character:

Blake.

Remember how Blake chimped out when Innos mistook him for a fellow niggo?

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I want to see this Uncle Ruckus-like side of him become more prominent just for him to a 180 and accept his blackness, speak in Chris's twisted version of ebonics and later become a villain again, fully embracing we wuz kangz black supremacy.
 
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