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DarkSydePundit said:
Wasn’t like one of the reasons Leanna left him because she never got laid?

I mean he can hang stockings all he wants but it ain’t gonna increase his stamina y’know
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I might be remembering it wrong, but I recall this being true. I thought Panda openly said she wasn't getting enough attention and very heavily implied there was a lack of bedroom intensity. Phil's depressed O face when he jerked off live for his fans backs up that theory. That was clearly not a stallion tending their own garden, it was someone shamefully wasting their own time only to be pitifully dissapointed by themself.

People will generally put up with a lot of nonsense from a partner as long as they're getting high quality action behind the scenes. When a couple splits it usually means that either the BS got so bad the great sex wasn't worth it anymore, or there wasn't even sex keeping them interested in the first place.

And frankly, something tells me Phil "I'm pushing buttons, nothing I can do!" Burnell is not a magnificent sexual dynamo.
 
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my two cents on the bottle speculation
EDIT well I'll be damned.
Pareidolia (/pærɪˈdoʊliə/ parr-i-DOH-lee-ə) is a psychological phenomenon in which the mind responds to a stimulus, usually an image or a sound, by perceiving a familiar pattern where none exists (e.g. in random data).

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and uh,
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcdt9_6gtnd/
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holy shit this looks incredibly bad. I know Phil isn't a competent man by any stretch of the imagination but this just looks insane. did he do it in a hurry or after a bottle of gin? or both?
 
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Good on Phil on snatching some young GF, I guess. But honestly, in the end it's that girl's fault if she somehow finds Phil as someone to share their live with.
 
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There's several possibilities here:

1: This is an elaborate troll.

2: she is hideous. I hate to be mean but this is a possibility because we haven't seen her face yet.

3: she is desperate to get out of her current situation (either with her parents or former lover).

4: she has mental instabilities. Could be bipolar, depression, and etcetera.

5: plot twist. Phil STILL is making bank and everything he's spinning online is just an elaborate lie and she is there for the money.

6: prostitute.

7: she feels sorry for Phil and is with him for company. She does not have sex with him.

8: she could be very young (barely legal) and is using Phil.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
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There's several possibilities here:

1: This is an elaborate troll.

2: she is hideous. I hate to be mean but this is a possibility because we haven't seen her face yet.

3: she is desperate to get out of her current situation (either with her parents or former lover).

4: she has mental instabilities. Could be bipolar, depression, and etcetera.

5: plot twist. Phil STILL is making bank and everything he's spinning online is just an elaborate lie and she is there for the money.

6: prostitute.

7: she feels sorry for Phil and is with him for company. She does not have sex with him.

8: she could be very young (barely legal) and is using Phil.
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And possibility #9: she could be a serial killer ala Basic Instinct!
 
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