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My apologies for the rapid posts, but this shit just keeps getting better and better:

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I really hope for her sake, she's not actually the chick decorating Phil's tree in the pictures....
 
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Keystone said:
Well it's looking more and more like she's real after all. Like I said way back, I hope she enjoys being his mommy maid 24/7. And remember dear, no sick days allowed -- even if she's hacking up a lung, fatty here will expect her to roll her ass outta bed and make him din din.

I think this also puts to bed the question as to whether or not he actually cared about Leanna at all -- he didn't. She, like this new girl, was just a maid to him; one who made him dinner and did the actual work around the house. I would add "and occasionally fuck" but going by what Leanna said, and that video of him scratching his leg, that doesn't really seem to be a factor. I'm looking forward to the next breakup.
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I know people here on these forums are very sensitive when it comes to issues of gender roles and women in the workplace, but I'll just say this. Some women like to play homekeeper. Not every woman is career minded, some want to make the perfect home and then get impregnated and spawn out babies every year for the rest of eternity.
 
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I am a big fan of ThatCatGuy, but he is definitely gone after this post. lol
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ThatCatGuy is showing the right way to troll those forums. Act like you are walking on eggshells but throw subtle jabs every now and again, but this post may have pushed it a bit too far. All well, he had a better run then most.
 
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Just a random thought about Phil's "bad back"...
I assume being the street smart person he is that he's aware that sitting on a sofa and sloping forward to play vidya for extended periods of time is like textbook bad posture? It's like the extended version, director's cut of bad posture.
 
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One thing is for certain, he definitely keeps his eye on the detractor 'community' and probably this forum. He's been seething reading all the speculation and doubt and couldn't wait to prove us all wrong. Which is why it didn't take him long to go from she'll never be shown to it will be a donation goal to straight up showing a pic, albeit not a face pic of her.

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Just a random thought about Phil's "bad back"...
I assume being the street smart person he is that he's aware that sitting on a sofa and sloping forward to play vidya for extended periods of time is like textbook bad posture? It's like the extended version, director's cut of bad posture.
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He sits and an awkward angle too. Do you know if he takes painkillers for his back?
 
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What I like however is that he just COULDN'T RESIST showing her off. Like he even says one of the worst mistakes he made was giving Leanna a public face and it fucked with their relationship and added a bunch of strain and he wants to protect his girlfriend from that and the most important thing - She doesn't want to be known and has told him this, she wants no public prescence or persona. She had to give him permission and that was to just let people know he had a girlfriend. But despite all that he can't help showing her off. His ego demands it, he needs that rub. He has that unwarranted self importance where he has he need to document every little thing about his life even though it drove one girlfriend away already.

EDIT: Does it feel like to anyone else he's trying to "ease her in" to being public and slowly trying to rope her into it?
 
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Keystone said:
Well it's looking more and more like she's real after all. Like I said way back, I hope she enjoys being his mommy maid 24/7. And remember dear, no sick days allowed -- even if she's hacking up a lung, fatty here will expect her to roll her ass outta bed and make him din din.

I think this also puts to bed the question as to whether or not he actually cared about Leanna at all -- he didn't. She, like this new girl, was just a maid to him; one who made him dinner and did the actual work around the house. I would add "and occasionally fuck" but going by what Leanna said, and that video of him scratching his leg, that doesn't really seem to be a factor. I'm looking forward to the next breakup.
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This is what confuses me. If I was dating a guy, not just Phil, in fact not even dating yet, seeing a guy and by our third date he's on the internet talking about us moving in together already I'd be like "Woah, hold your horses. Thats real fast" and I'd be pretty pissed if the stuff he said after talking about us moving in together already is "Then there's another source of income and more money! And someone to help around the house!" like that prestream. Who asks someone to move in that early in a relationship?
 
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Tame Sake said:
Is it really that hard for you people to believe that a shitty person can get a girlfriend?

It's disappointing, but it literally happens every fucking day.

Calm your tits and wait for him to legit screw up for us to laugh at.
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Exactly. A few people have already called it and know that no matter how much you might hate someone, that's all the more reason for them to get some undeserved semi-attractive China.

It's not like this is breaking news or anything either:

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Even fucking Forest Gump got pussy:
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WeeblesWobble said:
She's a fan though. How logical is his fan base on average? Not very much so. No woman that age would want to deal with Phil unless they knew of him already (fan) and thought they could change him. She's young, so she is disillusioned and enamored by him. If anything I'd bet that she thinks she can do what Leana never could do.
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Question, how much do you guys know about women? For the past 30-40 pages I keep reading "no woman would X & Y" so it makes me wonder, why do you guys consider women to be these 100% logic-driven beings? I've known women who were literary punched in the face by their boyfriends and would choose to delude themselves into believing that the guy was just "passionate" about their relationship, a man like DSP in his early 30s who has: a big ass house in a gated community, a condo, a 2017 car, is overweight but not quite obese, is for the most part mentally stable (unless maybe when drunk), doesn't smoke, successfully lived as an "entertainer" for the better part of a decade, has a father who delved into politics so he most likely comes from a good family...etc. Why do you think a man like that couldn't get a decent girlfriend? DSP probably looks like a 6.5-7/10 to the average woman, remember, women are attracted to more than just a handsome face and beefy arms.
 
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Ok, I just woke up(snows coming this way and I need to run a bunch of errands before the tourists annoy me), but I have to say this: who cares. Phil has a girlfriend. And? You have a girlfriend or a wife or a boyfriend or a husband...everyone dates or casually dates. Phil's girlfriend at 35-years-old isn't any better than my fiancee or your girlfriend or what have you. He wants to make his relationship tabloid so he can rant "the detractors don't want to see me happy." He will cuck his fan base to give him more money to pay for this woman to see him. what Phil does with his fans' donations are their loss and my comedy. But this woman...she is important to Phil...chubby wrists and all. And I'm talking about Phil

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Question, how much do you guys know about women? For the past 30-40 pages I keep reading "no woman would X & Y" so it makes me wonder, why do you guys consider women to be these 100% logic-driven beings? I've known women who were literary punched in the face by their boyfriends and would choose to delude themselves into believing that the guy was just "passionate" about their relationship, a man like DSP in his early 30s who has: a big ass house in a gated community, a condo, a 2017 car, is overweight but not quite obese, is for the most part mentally stable (unless maybe when drunk), doesn't smoke, successfully lived as an "entertainer" for the better part of a decade, has a father who delved into politics so he most likely comes from a good family...etc. Why do you think a man like that couldn't get a decent girlfriend? DSP probably looks like a 6.5-7/10 to the average woman, remember, women are attracted to more than just a handsome face and beefy arms.
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yeah, a good FICO score...a non-dependancy on others, and a career. Phil has neither, but he can mooch off others
 
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