DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

Since the girl's real though remember not to Fred Fuchs this up. We already had some Fuchsing going on earlier by trying to make out her reflection in an alcohol glass. Don't go delving into her family history and what her brother does for a living and all that other crazy shit that Leanna got.

why.?

 

[ZehnBoat]

okay now i can kind of believe he's got a new gf. of course i have to ask, why?
either she's hooked into the phil cult, has a larger plan, or realizes he has money to burn (and yes he has money to burn, he has a limitless well of suckers to drain.. and anyone who goes from 'help me plz teh guberment is gonna take mah house' to 'oh yeh bby i get u on teh first plane here' in a day has money hidden somewhere)
regardless she's going to end up hating him when she realizes she'll end up caring for an overweight overgrown child (the honeymoon doesn't last forever).

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm not that surprised that she's real, but I still think Phil is lying about the details of the relationship. Phil isn't someone that is subtle, and he loves to talk about/brag about things in his life, hence why we're hearing about this girlfriend now in the first place and seeing pictures and what not. If he was really dating her six months ago or whatever he claims, he would have been bragging about her long before now. The privacy argument doesn't hold up because it was, what, a week after mentioning her existence and claiming they wanted privacy that he then turned her into a patreon goal, continued to mention her over and over and use her as an excuse for keeping his home, and then finally post a picture of her.

I'm guessing they technically started talking awhile ago which is where the six months comes from, but they probably recently entered into an official relationship. Either way, it doesn't exactly change things, but I think it's just mentioning that her being real doesn't change the fact that Phil is still a liar. Phil loves to use technicalities to twist the truth and justify lies. Look no further than the Mario Sunshine nonsense as an example of that.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

Well, I'll be damned. Two days. It took him all of two days. His ego just couldn't take 'peepul' calling her fake, and he had to show her off. I give it months, if not weeks, before he starts revealing more information. Maybe a face reveal once 'peepul' start calling her ugly, because Phil is stuck in the mindset of a middle-schooler.

Anyway, I'm just gonna go ahead and repeat myself from earlier: I would be beyond shocked if she's not in her late teens to early 20's, and a long-time fan of Phil. Like the kind of long-time fan who grew up watching him, liked him early on, and never grew out of it. There's also little doubt at this point that Phil greatly exaggerates his money problems, so she's probably attracted by his material "success". And, you know, daddy issues. She's probably at least moderately attractive, as well, which is the only thing Phil is likely to care about, outside of her cooking and cleaning.

I don't believe she thinks he's extremely popular, though. But, I'm convinced that she eats up all the bullshit he spews out as to why he's in so much trouble. How it's never his fault. He's just this poor, embattled guy trying to live his dream, and she can hardly believe that she now gets to be the girlfriend of this person she's idolized for so long. I feel like, even if people showed her all of the shit Phil has said and done throughout the years, it would be pointless. She'd defend him airing Leanna's medical history, she'd defend him saying that he wants her to move in so she can help pay his bills, and she'd defend his constant toxicity. It's the celebrity halo effect in full... well, effect. She'd have to live with him for a while - probably a couple of years - before the reality of Phil Burnell sets in. You can't polish a turd and turn it into a diamond. You just end up being covered in shit.

That being said, I'm still in disbelief. Not because Phil is an asshole (he is), but because he is possibly the least appealing person imaginable. He snorts, burps, and generally puts zero effort into taking care of himself, apart from wiping the jizz from his pre-stream faps into his hair to slick it back.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Archived TKOH topic about it which has a controversial final post at time of archive:

http://archive.is/C90Dl

 

[Jmboote]

Interesting development. Not really much for me to say that hasn't been said already, though I will echo what others have put forth and say that there's no way this girl entered this relationship unless she's either a major fangirl, not very mentally stable, is very young and naive (Leanna 2.0), or something else, like she's hit rock bottom and is just looking for a way out of her own life problems.

Or it could be a mixture of these reasons. Either way, it's not very believable that a young woman would go for Phil under any normal circumstances. So I'm betting it's one or several of the above. Either way, good luck to her. Hope she enjoys her new position as head maid and trophy girlfriend of Phil Burnell.

 

[SwattedKat]

Aww good for Phil I guess. Maybe he'll start being less salty for no good reason if he's got a stable relationship again.

Regardless, there's no conspiracy here, shitty people get into relationships all the time and we have no idea what's happening behind the scenes.

 

[pagepro]

Ok, I just woke up(snows coming this way and I need to run a bunch of errands before the tourists annoy me), but I have to say this: who cares. Phil has a girlfriend. And? You have a girlfriend or a wife or a boyfriend or a husband...everyone dates or casually dates. Phil's girlfriend at 35-years-old isn't any better than my fiancee or your girlfriend or what have you. He wants to make his relationship tabloid so he can rant "the detractors dont want to see me happy. He will cuck his fan base to give him more money to pay for this woman to see him. what phil does with his fans' donations is their loss and my comedy. But this woman...she is important to Phil...chubby wrists and all. And I'm talking about Phil

I don't think anyone here cares at all that he has a girlfriend. It's the fact that he is trying to shoehorn her into everything that is annoying and pathetic. His excuse to get people to donate to him and pay his taxes and keep his house is that he wants to live there with his girlfriend. Pay the 3 years of taxes that I didn't pay so I can keep my big house and live with this girl I have known for 3 months. It's stupid.

 

[Liquid Cup Of Sugar]

A lot of people here seem to have a naive view of women as a whole. We see an incompetent, lying, manipulative, money grabbing narcissist with no feelings for anyone or anything but himself. They see a single guy with popularity (whether it's positive or not is irrelevant) and money (2 houses, and a car, and a high income). A lot of women care more about that than the personal stuff. They're trashy women you'd never want to date unless you was a narcissist using them as a trophy, or a desperate beta, but they're a lot more common than you would like to think.

Looking forward to seeing him piss his fans money away trying to keep her. He'll do anything not to be single again, as evidenced by him rushing like crazy with plans of her moving in after barely being single for 6 months

 

[werek89]

The best think is we dont know how she look like. First i thought that was random redhead girl or boy.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Question, how much do you guys know about women? For the past 30-40 pages I keep reading "no woman would X & Y" so it makes me wonder, why do you guys consider women to be these 100% logic-driven beings? I've known women who were literary punched in the face by their boyfriends and would choose to delude themselves into believing that the guy was just "passionate" about their relationship, a man like DSP in his early 30s who has: a big ass house in a gated community, a condo, a 2017 car, is overweight but not quite obese, is for the most part mentally stable (unless maybe when drunk), doesn't smoke, successfully lived as an "entertainer" for the better part of a decade, has a father who delved into politics so he most likely comes from a good family...etc. Why do you think a man like that couldn't get a decent girlfriend? DSP probably looks like a 6.5-7/10 to the average woman, remember, women are attracted to more than just a handsome face and beefy arms.

Why are people surprised that Phil can find a girl friend? It's not that hard at all, especially on the internet and even more so if you have money, a nice house, a brand new car, and a couple hundred rabid fans. I'd wager that she is pretty cute given the angle that we have been shown. Unless she's crazy, or for some unknown reason Phil becomes anything less than a piece of shit, it won't last.

Phil can't even admit when he fucks up something as small as looking into the state taxes for his "business." Only the most exceptional relationship could work with someone like that.

I'm married myself, and men getting women above their pay grade isn't uncommon at all.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Didn't that Josephine chick that slid into Phil's DMs have red hair too? Wouldn't surprise me if that's who it was.

 

[Done]

I honestly don't know why some of you are persisting with this "find the mystery girlfriend" faggotry, microanalyzing every photo, dissecting every post Phil makes for hints.. It's one thing to speculate about it as it's the topic of the hour, but are we seriously going into Fred "the doors sound the same" Fuchs territory?

IMO, As long as he doesn't fuck up and put her into the streams like he did with PandaLee then it's entirely not our business. And if he does fuck up and lets her on stream and she's a normal person (preemptive ), then she would not be funny enough to be our business.

Don't mistake this for me saying we should be somehow morally superior to DSP, we are simply here for the funny and the funny alone. And IMO, this has gotten far, far more creepy than funny.

It's been over 10 pages of SoK-tier autism, which has greatly reduced the quality of this thread. It also lends very high credibility to an asshole who shouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Question, how much do you guys know about women? For the past 30-40 pages I keep reading "no woman would X & Y" so it makes me wonder, why do you guys consider women to be these 100% logic-driven beings? I've known women who were literary punched in the face by their boyfriends and would choose to delude themselves into believing that the guy was just "passionate" about their relationship, a man like DSP in his early 30s who has: a big ass house in a gated community, a condo, a 2017 car, is overweight but not quite obese, is for the most part mentally stable (unless maybe when drunk), doesn't smoke, successfully lived as an "entertainer" for the better part of a decade, has a father who delved into politics so he most likely comes from a good family...etc. Why do you think a man like that couldn't get a decent girlfriend? DSP probably looks like a 6.5-7/10 to the average woman, remember, women are attracted to more than just a handsome face and beefy arms.

Anyone confused by Phil landing himself a GF is a virgin incel faggot. That's why.

Or is going to become a beautiful woman themselves because they put some fucking rainbow stockings on.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Latest archive on TKOH topic where they too seem to be asking why Phil bothered with the photos:

http://archive.is/qttGr

 

[ZehnBoat]

I honestly don't know why some of you are persisting with this "find the mystery girlfriend" faggotry, microanalyzing every photo, dissecting every post Phil makes for hints.. It's one thing to speculate about it as it's the topic of the hour, but are we seriously going into Fred "the doors sound the same" Fuchs territory?

IMO, As long as he doesn't fuck up and put her into the streams like he did with PandaLee then it's entirely not our business. And if he does fuck up and lets her on stream and she's a normal person (preemptive ), then she would not be funny enough to be our business.

Don't mistake this for me saying we should be somehow morally superior to DSP, we are simply here for the funny and the funny alone. And IMO, this has gotten far, far more creepy than funny.

It's been over 10 pages of SoK-tier autism, which has greatly reduced the quality of this thread. It also lends very high credibility to an asshole who shouldn't have a leg to stand on.

for all we know the pics were of a model phil spent money to pose for those pictures, we don't know for sure until phil actually shows the mystery gf
but until then there is really no point in sperging over details. until phil spills the beans (and he will) gf is moot
but if she is reay i know phil will reveal her because despite not wanting to be seen or known by the internet at large, phil has already bragged about her and taken photos of her and posted them.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Well now that I've seen physical proof I admit I jumped the gun a bunch of times and assumed a whole bunch of things. I was wrong. I suppose I shouldn't have been so quick to write it off. Even so it doesn't make Phil look good either when his only boyfriend free girl options are either naive, under age girls who buy into all his shit or gold diggers that are looking for an in. I don't know which kind she is but it's clear that she'll learn the hard way like Leanna did what being with Phil is like.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Latest archive on TKOH topic where they too seem to be asking why Phil bothered with the photos:

http://archive.is/qttGr

Sometimes I feel bad for Jezel and other times just have to shake my head. "Phil's 35 why would he care what people think?" That is a great fucking question Jezel. Why does a 35 year old care so much about what people think? Maybe if he didn't care so much Phil would be a bit more successful and Jezel wouldn't feel so pressured to meet some bit/tip quota every stream.

As for this girl all I have to say is she is about to learn a hard life lesson about relationships. Hopefully it doesn't take her 5 years to figure it out, for her sake. Until then she has to be Phil's new mother and that is more then enough punishment in my opinion.

 

[Kamatsubu]

A lot of people here seem to have a naive view of women as a whole. We see an incompetent, lying, manipulative, money grabbing narcissist with no feelings for anyone or anything but himself. They see a single guy with popularity (whether it's positive or not is irrelevant) and money (2 houses, and a car, and a high income). A lot of women care more about that than the personal stuff. They're trashy women you'd never want to date unless you was a narcissist using them as a trophy, or a desperate beta, but they're a lot more common than you would like to think.

Looking forward to seeing him piss his fans money away trying to keep her. He'll do anything not to be single again, as evidenced by him rushing like crazy with plans of her moving in after barely being single for 6 months

Anyone confused by Phil landing himself a GF is a virgin incel faggot. That's why.

Or is going to become a beautiful woman themselves because they put some fucking rainbow stockings on.

That's not fair man. Most people believe a smart woman wouldn't go for Phil for very obvious reasons so of course if a girl did go for Phil people are going to think it's because of some underlying motive, and honestly I can see where they are coming from. Phil is not the sort of person I can see a girl sticking with for long term. Not even those ones that think they can change a guy.

But in my case my argument was always "Phil's life has been spiraling downward really fast and he doesn't want to appear more pathetic than he is. Because he's a sociopath and a narcissist. Why wouldn't he make up an imaginary girlfriend?

 

[PieceofShet]

As for this girl all I have to say is she is about to learn a hard life lesson about relationships. Hopefully it doesn't take her 5 years to figure it out, for her sake. Until then she has to be Phil's new mother and that is more then enough punishment in my opinion.

DSPs life is basicly an open book at this point. He jerkes off before every stream, sometimes during... snorts, burps, has gout, has a disgusting balding hair, never leaves his house, hates on everybody while being hated by the majority of peepul. Conman, lies nonstop.Treats everyone, even his fiance like a piece of shit. Laziest person I know... but appearantly she said "yes, i want a piece of that". I guess he has money?

Amazing stuff.