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pagepro said:
Let's not forget that he wants us to pay his taxes so he can stay in his house and live with his escort gold digger maid, I mean girlfriend.

He had money to fly this girl from wherever the fuck and buy useless Christmas decorations and overpriced alcohol but I need your support to pay my bills. C'mon people are still falling for Phil's antics.
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I know people mention him spending $ on stuff a lot and it is a valid gripe, but it is VERY easy to appear like you're "rich" or well off while in MASSIVE debt. He's most likely buying all this shit on credit and never actually pays down the balance to zero. He's just surfing a wave of debt; pays down a card(s) each month for just enough wiggle room to add more of a balance to it and the cycle continues next month without him ever getting his head above water.

If his debt issues are to be believed then I am almost certain that's how he's able to appear to "spend all this money" cuz the dude has no liquid assets. No actual CASH in the bank (he's admitted he can't save up).
 
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PieceofShet said:
Okay, that made me laugh :biggrin:

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He literally has no understanding of the concept of privacy
 
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lol that salty comment tho
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Imagine after him losing his house, his kahndo, his family support, his second maid and his own Nazi Butler he says in his last livestream under the bridge before the power of the generator goes out:

"You are all stupid for thinking I would be insane enough to waste 10 years of my life playing video games und burning every bridge I ever had. It's called a joke, stupid!"
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
I know people mention him spending $ on stuff a lot and it is a valid gripe, but it is VERY easy to appear like you're "rich" or well off while in MASSIVE debt. He's most likely buying all this shit on credit and never actually pays down the balance to zero. He's just surfing a wave of debt; pays down a card(s) each month for just enough wiggle room to add more of a balance to it and the cycle continues next month without him ever getting his head above water.

If his debt issues are to be believed then I am almost certain that's how he's able to appear to "spend all this money" cuz the dude has no liquid assets. No actual CASH in the bank (he's admitted he can't save up).
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I don't think he's in much debt at all. I think he's got money in the bank but he doesn't want to spend it on shit like taxes when his fans will foot the bill. Phil is far from broke. Someone that's broke won't have automatic payments in excess of a hundred dollars without noticing for months. If you could add up all of the stuff he said he had on autopay and didn't know how much it costs and then try to fathom someone having that much removed from a bank account or credit card. It doesn't make sense. This is a man who often makes more than $500 a day just in tips
 
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HerrKlicks said:
so the new meme in this thread now is distancing onself from the "his gf isn't real" speculations and then when speculating about something posting a disclaimer about how this was not "autistic illuminati"-esque investigation that is longer than the actual sentence of speculation?

Gotcha.
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Excessively virtue signaling about not being an obsessive microanalyzer is just as annoying as excessive obsessive microanalyzing. You guys are in a forum on a thread dedicated to analyzing one fat manchild. Its a little too late to feel shame for anybody reading this.

And again I got to ask why? Virtually everybody has a stupid hobby. People waste time on sports, on movies, throwing money at Phil. Asking people not to go off the handle is fine but obsessive policing about what others can and cannot do is kinda like me barging into the Cosby Show Fan Club forum and posting endless threads asking people to talk less about the Huxtables and more about other stuff.

Also excessive policing sets the narrative that this is some type of organized group where we're responsible for the actions of individual members. Its not, although if you want to form your own organized group, go nuts, thats fine IMO. But this is just a platform random people can use. We have no screenings or secret handshakes.

On second thought, just do what you want. Microanalyze, criticize people for microanalyzing, or don't do either but you speak as an individual, you're not some official magistrate of kiwifarms laying down the standard.
 
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Got to hand it to phil again. That he apparently has managed to land yet another person better than a shaved ape defies logical explanation . I've never in memory met someone so blessed with a palladium against a thousand threats and circumstances foremost of which is the consequences of their own stupidity. If I was an atheist its getting to the point where I'd grudgingly start believing in God or the devil, or some angel or supernatural force that for some inexplicable reason has a thing for asshole manchildren, watching over him. The only thing that seems to match Phil's ever more ludicrous luck or whatever you call it is his ever greater unerring douchiness and stupidity rising to the occasion and screwing it up.

I guess I should be angry but I actually find it kind of hilarious.
 
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neger psykolog said:
It's also possible that the right woman would smack him into line (seeing as nothing else has managed to do that). It's also possible that a child in Phil's life could change things.
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No, just no..children do not change things for the better right off it adds more stress and worries and nobody should ever have a child in the hopes it does.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I sure as shit don't see red in the Twitter profile pic.

I know I posted a few pages back that this kind of speculation was a no no, but seeing as Phil was so exceptional to share a picture I'm kind of conflicted as to whether I care about enforcing that.
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Well the one I suspected is now out there. She's not important but I looked into it because I believed that she was real in the face of so many people claiming she was fake.


HerrKlicks said:
so the new meme in this thread now is distancing onself from the "his gf isn't real" speculations and then when speculating about something posting a disclaimer about how this was not "autistic illuminati"-esque investigation that is longer than the actual sentence of speculation?

Gotcha.
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lemme just go on a forum for autistic people who like to laugh at shitty people or other autists and just...be autistic about how they are autistic. Autception. We Must Go More Potato
 
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Cipher said:
He has a particular taste in how he likes his women
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HolocaustDenier said:
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he called anyone claiming that he bought or is considering buying the item as “stupid”, but he posted said image with the accompanying “should I buy it?” statement as a teaser. He’s 35-years-old and is having a mid-life crisis prematurely. Phil is looking/fishing for responses to stupid images and pictures he takes on social media, but then flames on when people chastise him for even considering it. Listen, Phil(I know you crawl this forums). If you dont want people assuming, dont post it. this is social media: all commentary and pics are open to critical opinion.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Agreed. Children can change people for the better, but its not a gamble I would make.

GoutsydePhil is also not one of those people.
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You can be sure he'd try to use the pregnancy/child to his advantage, too. "AMAZING NEWS" week in preview video. New t-shirt (DarkSydeDad), maybe. Etc etc. Like everyone else he's ever had a personal connection to, he'd use the kid to push his "business".
 
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Jmboote said:
You can be sure he'd try to tard cum the news for all it's worth, too. "AMAZING NEWS" week in preview video. New t-shirt (DarkSydeDad), maybe. Etc etc. Like everyone else he's ever had a personal connection to, he'd use the kid to push his "business".
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Child would only be used as a device for more pity and guilting his paypigs ever harder.
"You don't want lil Phil to go HUNGRY do you? I need to buy DIAPERS, lil phil needs his tism shots"
 
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I want to preface this by saying I don't give that much of a shit about DSP and his life or those crying that this recent speculation on his life is heinous misconduct, I just come here occasionally to laugh.
But think about the words 'Here is a montage of my girlfriend' There can't be many people who have ever uttered or typed those words in the history of mankind before. He is a being unto himself, never change DSP. I'm sure he had a schedule of which ornaments were to be placed on the tree first and where too.
 
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