Dylan Walsh / OldMateOrpu / 20 Year Plan / Sayuce / Botanon - Self proclaimed saviour and antifurry

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I think I'm done with this dumbass. He bores me.
 
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I guess.

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I want to ban him.
My best guess as of what this “gift” thing is, it’s probably some kind of ARG he’s planning for the rest of us to figure out with. But considering how horrible he’s presenting himself as, his little “mystery game” will only get mocked and ridiculed and have us tell him a million times how “we don’t give a single flying shit, please just fuck off already.”
 
>thinks getting naked and holding up a sign with a date would be too stupid for him.
>already got is IP doxxed when told numerous times by mods, Null, and Dynastia to gtfo of his own thread before shit gets any worse for him.
First off, he wasn't just IP doxed. He was full doxed.

At least read past the first fucking page
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Dylan seems to be a very stubborn fellow. After his attempt to make KiwiFarms his army backfired completely, he returns to 4chan with a clear goal: to kill /scaly/.
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He proceeded to do what he described in the OP: occasionally flooding threads with copypastas and responding angrily to everyone that teased him.
But in the thread #387, he began his master plan: posting artifacted furry porn to reach image and bump limit in an attempt to kill the general once and for all. This, too, was a waste of time, as people would simply ignore him or wait until he went to sleep and would continue to jack off to dragons in peace.
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Easily filtered with 4chanX.

Keep in mind he was doing all of this manually, spending all of his free time solving captchas, editing images and posting in a thread that constantly mocked him for how pathethic and inconsequential he was. Some of his rampages even had him going into the late hours of the night, foregoing sleep.
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He likes Spyro the Dragon.

Note: had the mods been doing their jobs and just rangebanned his sorry ass, he wouldn't have wasted so much of his time. Thankfully they are all lazy motherfuckers.
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He also made... this.
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This continued for a few days when he suddenly posted a screenshot of his university's message of acceptance to prove he is not underage, as if this would make him look like anything but a dumb piece of shit.
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Dylan in the classroom (dramatization).

Up to this point no one in /trash/ knew anything about him outside of his name and general location. But this was the last clue, the final piece of the puzzle.
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Bingo.

Someone then does some more digging and finds out this isn't even the first time this happens.
But as fun at it was to tease him these last several days, people get mad if you mess with their fap sessions. Thus he was threatened to leave /scaly/ or face the consequences.

And so the story ends. Defeated again. Well, it would end for any other individual. But Dylan is unique. Wheter he sticks around or fucks off somewhere else, only time will tell.
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So do we have confirmation that this dudes jerks it to lizard tits?
 
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