Dramacow Alex Slade / Cansin13Art / Cansin17/Alex13art - Manchild who wants to fuck Pikachu.

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Puar said:
Tracerfag does commissions.

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"No FNAF, Undertale and other Toxic Games."

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You sure love hugging the shit out of toxicity, don't you Cansin?
 
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Cansin is back with more "Toxic" Undertale shit:

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I know why you like Toriel, Cansin. It's because you're a furfag who likes hugging fat furry characters.
 
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Echs Why Zed said:
Cansin is back with more "Toxic" Undertale shit:

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I know why you like Toriel, Cansin. It's because you're a furfag who likes hugging fat furry characters.
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She doesn't even look well drawn.


He screamed at someone recently for disliking Splatoon but he hid his comment.

He now whines about YouTube Rewind and goes "Americans are annoying".

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Oh Alex...

You whike about things you hate on a daily bases and get bent out of shape.

Hypocrite Alex.
 
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Puar said:
She doesn't even look well drawn.
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Seriously, she looks like a bowling pin.

Puar said:
And he still continues. Some fresh wank.

http://archive.is/jQ6eD
http://archive.fo/kRZMe


He screams at someone, because he was called out for his foul behaviour.

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https://comments.deviantart.com/1/719405865/4517002141 Victim play.

https://comments.deviantart.com/1/719405865/4517002671 "GO GET THE MEANIES!!111!!!!"
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Cansin13 is a walking random.txt quote machine. Oh, and also this:

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Do a flip on your way outta DA, Cansin.
 
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It's suppose to be Bayonetta's rear.

I thought he hated her.
 
Apologies for the radio silence. Alex has been posting the same shitty huggy, bloated pics. HOWEVER!

He has a sperg moment.

https://alex13art.deviantart.com/status/12048307

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He is asked one simple question and throws a hissy fit.

Silly Alex. Some things you like are toxic as well. Remember that!
 
So Alex Spergs again.

https://twitter.com/cansinalex/status/950332560764219393

He never realised that the Wii could play Game Cube Games.

Further more. A person made a video about Kirby Cringe. Alex was featured at the 4:00 mark where he posts his super cringy RolePlaying skills.


What does he do?

Throw a temper tantrum.

https://archive.is/menAv

He even has his knight make a journal post.

https://archive.is/bcjkR


Pretty sure Alex will make an ass out of himself and attack the person.

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That one person has a point. Wish Alex would take advise from some of his friends who at least have a brain.
 
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Ruined Childhoods wrapped into one.

Bonus.

Creepy, yet shitty RP. Which why Pubic RPing on dA should be taken to notes.

http://archive.is/18b2l

I hate this planet.
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He literally just RPed death. He died. RIP.

Puar said:
Remember the old PS1 game called Croc?

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Chubby, backwards hand, other hand looks like sausage fingers. Bootleg croc?
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Not Chubby, has proper hands, has his tooth and his bag.

Cansin seems ot draw allot of things "Chubby" because it's "cute".
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Looking in his not SFW favorite folder (ugh) it seems like he has a fetish for hyper hourglass bodies (especially asses) and weight gain. And vore. So I doubt he finds it “cute” as much as “arousing,” sadly.

Puar said:
Here we go again... again with the Bayonetta baaawwww.

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How is she overrated? Oh wait, it is your autism claiming she is.

How is she milked in Smash? What is your logic?
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He’s probably mad because Bayonetta is a rather difficult game, tbh. He whined about Cuphead, right?
 
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He literally just RPed death. He died. RIP.


Looking in his not SFW favorite folder (ugh) it seems like he has a fetish for hyper hourglass bodies (especially asses) and weight gain. And vore. So I doubt he finds it “cute” as much as “arousing,” sadly.


He’s probably mad because Bayonetta is a rather difficult game, tbh. He whined about Cuphead, right?
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With his Bayonetta hate, I am surpised he hasn't tweeted the creator and acted like an asshat to him.

The way he draws things out of proportion baffles me. Like with Croc gaining a few pounds and losing his fang. The way he drew him makes him look like a bootlegged Yoshi or a frog.

I noticed he gives them pencil arms.

More on his rampage against the YT user, however.

https://archive.is/dwtWy
https://archive.is/JpMp4
https://archive.is/0o5Fw

Claims he is "innocent" yet makes death threats, hurt threats and screams like a maniac.
 
Sorry to post.

Someone in Discord found his old drama from his AGK days where he explodes.

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So he hates anime save for shitty ones like Cocotama or the main series Pokemon anime? So it seemslike 2015 was the peak where he be come the LOL cow he is known today.
 
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Pardon the radio silence.


http://archive.is/XXvO2

So Alex is made a call out post that demands all his friends to report a trouble maker that harassed his friends. Instead of encourging his friend to silently report, he broadcasts for everyone to report the person.

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He hates memes and complains. Wonder if he thinks it ruins his precious Sonic.
 
https://alex13art.deviantart.com/journal/SSB5-Audition-Story-Part-1-WIP-736280719

It has been silent for a while, but with his constant sperging over Smash Bros, Alex gives us a lukewarm Smash fic that is poorly written. It is basically a word salad mess. Plus, he adds in a Tamagotchi for measures.

Mario: Okie Dokie, we got everything prepared for the next Super Smash Bros game coming this year. Have you got the character audition list, Switchie?
Switchie: Yes.... Our first one on the list is... Fancy Pants Man.
*Fancy Pants Man & Cutie Pants comes in*
Inkling Girl: Huh? It's a stick figure with orange pants.
Fancy Pants Man: ...?
Cutie Pants: My brother cannot talk. He's pretty silent.
Mario: I see. So what brings this Fancy Pants Man into Smash?
Cutie Pants: Well. He was originally a Flash Game Character back in 2006, but now he has become a Indie Game Character, he appeared in his game series called "Fancy Pants Adventure". He can use his Pencil or Pen as a Melee weapon to attack baddies.
Inkling Girl: A Pencil?! Who on earth smashes somebody with a pencil??
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Fancy Pants Man: *jumps on the desk and points the Pencil at the Inkling Girl's face*
Inkling Girl: Ah! o_o
Cutie Pants: Hey Brother calm down!
Fancy Pants Man: *gets off the desk*
Mario: Okaay...? We will think about putting him in. Thank you.
Cutie Pants: Thanks!
*Fancy Pants Man & Cutie Pants leaves*
Samus: Doesn't he look 2 Dimensional like Mr. Game & Watch?
Mario: He actually does now you think about it.
Switchie: Alright next on the list is... Mametchi.
*Mametchi comes in*
Mario: Mamma Mia! Mametchi! Long time no see! I haven't met you for a long time since Mario Kart Arcade GP 2!
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Mametchi: Oh hey Mario. I didn't expect you to be here~. I was thinking... I want to join Super Smash Bros if I have a chance.
Inkling Girl: Oh really? But what are your fighting moves, little Tamagotchi..?
Mametchi: Well... Um Uh... I can use my gadget tools and use like some of my inventions that I used back at my home place.
Samus: Anything else?
Mametchi: Uuuhhh.... It's pretty hard to think what else...
Mario: *sigh* It's okay Mametchi, maybe when you remember you can ask us. Thank you for your time we'll keep in touch.
Mametchi: Thank you. And also.. am I really a game character?
Mario: Well.... you appeared on a Tamagotchi Device, so I guess that... counts?
Mametchi: Alright thank you~!
*Mametchi Leaves*
Inkling Girl: Gah! I want to see some strong fighters in Smash!
Mario: Take it easy Inkling Girl I'm sure someone will show up.
Inkling Girl: I hope so. Plus. I don't want to see that overpowered guy named Goku in my game. -_-;
Mario: Just don't think about it...
Switchie: Okie next up on the list is... Doom Guy.
*Doom Guy teleport's in*
Samus: Whoa... that person looks almost like me... but tougher..
Doom Guy: *takes off his helmet and reveals his original face from 1993* And a pretty badass Bounty hunter is right in front of me...
Samus: *points my cannon at you* You think I am badass? Tell me your fighting moves.
Doom Guy: I may look like a Male Version of her, but I am not. I came from the Planet Mars from a Facility named UAC. I fight against Demons from Hell. And what I've been thinking, I want to join this Super Smash Bros thingy.
Mario: Uuhhh Are you sure about that? Because I saw your games have alot of violence than Ba-
Doom Guy: I know my games are violent! But... they should less down the violence for me in the game and not having blood. Also. My Final Smash can be me unleashing the Bio Force Gun 9000. Check this out. *shoots the BFG-9000 in the air and accidentally breaks the ceiling* Whoops...
Inkling Girl: Great. Now we got a hole in our ceiling!
Mario: You pretty much look like a Smash character I guess. We'll take your registration for Smash hopefully.
Doom Guy: Thank you so much, it has been a pleasure. *puts his helmet back on and leaves*
Samus: Now I feel like smashing him if he's real..
Inkling Girl: Hah... in your dreams.
Switchie: Alright next up is...

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About his sperging on game engines. Most of them are owned by companies that don't give out the engine completely free or at all (Id Tech, Frostbite and Source) and CryTek has all but stopped releasing games and focused on their engine and they have an issue paying people so not a lot of companies want to use it, many that did (Such as Chris Roberts's Roberts Space Industries) have made the switch over to other engines (Star Citizen is now going to be using Lumberyard instead, which at one time was just CryEngine, but now only about 40% of the original code is left. There is currently a lawsuit going on because of that issue) or switched to Unreal Engine 4 (Umbra which would become Wolcen: Lords of Mayhem)

Also, UE4 has a better reputation than a lot of other engines, just look at Unity Engines reputation, or Frostbites now after the release of Mass Effect Andromeda
 
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Bluey said:
Some Fresh wank off his twitter (Which he never deletes his posts) and his autistic Super Smash picture.

https://twitter.com/cansinalex/status/927221192553091072

Clean your hands? Your screen looks fucking dirty as is. Or do you even play your Switch in TV mode?

https://twitter.com/cansinalex/status/927408301972877312

I don't think allot of people aside from you care about this show.

https://twitter.com/cansinalex/status/926803272408559616

Who cares? At least it isn't things like "Flappy Monkey" or badly made games that pop up on Steam.

And now for wank.

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I don't think Indie characters will even come in. Too many Pokemon. "BAWWBAWWBAWWW BAYONETTA!!"
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Not to necro but it’s funny how much of this roster is actually in Smash Ultimate
  • The only missing FE characters are Ike, Chrom and Byleth (who wasn’t even made at the time of this)
  • King K Rool is in
  • Link primarily uses his BoTW design (Zelda doesn’t)
  • Inkling was the first character revealed
  • Spring Man is an Assist Trophy, but Min Min is the arms rep
  • Wolf, Pichu, Ice Climbers return
  • Swap Sceptile with Pokémon Trainer and Decidueye with Incineroar and that the current roster
  • Cloud is joined by another Enix character, except it’s Seph
And Rey is replaced by his own sword Pyra.

Some of those choices are plausible (Jibanyan but not as likely anymore since YW3 fucking tanked state side, Doom Guy and Crash) but the others are fucking autistic
 
Alright Kiwifarms, gather round, I'm about to tell you one of the most autistic stories involving me, Alex, and others.

This is the story of how I pissed Alex off half a decade ago.
(Details may not be entirely accurate due to time and shit memory)

I was a big fan of AGK parodies at the time (my dumbass was in middle school) so I liked watching them in my free time so that's how I came to know of Alex
I made a YT account named "Cansin12: Cansin13's Lil Brudda" or some retarded shit like that, the community saw me as an average if not occasionally weird fan, but not Alex, he was pissed that some lowlife would dare use a variation of his name, ofc me being a dumbass middle schooler at the time was really sad and mad about this so I slowly distanced myself from him and the community as a whole, that's when I discovered the UTubeTrollPolice (UTTP) and the Troll Punisher Ninja Gear(TPNG) 2 online troll groups dedicated to pissing off the most cringe-worthy fandoms, I discovered the UTTP through a video made by one of their members at the time targeting another creator, now back then I hated the UTTP due to their targeting of the AGK community, now (in a 2016 sense) I decided to pretend to be a new UTTP member and launch my own campaign against Alex specifically (just some shitty clips aimed at Alex). Now as for the TPNG, oh, these were my main guys I used to go after Alex, see, by that time, I had already renamed my account to something non AGK related (I can't for the life of me remember what it was) but this is where the lulz began, see I was still trusted by the AGK community (Somehow) specifically the mods in Alex's Google+ group (I was really great pals with them at the time) enough that I was allowed to be a mod myself and mod others, so I invited my TPNG buddies and my alt (in order to not drive suspicion that It was me) and modded them and we absolutely trashed the goddamn group to the point where Alex himself left and disbanded it, at that point, I felt that my work was done and I decided to stop, months later, I deleted the account entirely because 8th grade me realised that all that shit I posted was seriously retarded.

So what prompted me to post this story? The ED Article, it opened up a floodgate of lulzy memories I had locked away years ago.

If Alex somehow finds this post, nice job pissing off a retarded middle schooler, hope you're life is still as lulzy as it is years later retard.
 
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