DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[xWorst_Pon]

He is providing so much fucking information on her flights that people can basically figure out where she's going. So enjoy getting that information from some brand new forum account tomorrow.

• We know she left Renton area around 1:30 PM PST
• We know she missed a connecting flight for some reason that he blames on the airline around 7:30 PM PST
• We know she'll be stuck at the airport for around 8 hours

So how long does it take to fly from coast to coast in the US?
Maybe she lives somewhere in east Canada and had to switch flights somewhere in the East?

I doubt she's from Europe. No sane person would fly over the pond and go straight to work with such amount of jetlag.

 

[Kamatsubu]

So you spend half a day together instead of a hour or two, which was what we theorised about!


Canada if that is the case, doesn't Europe cost a shit load?


No, that his him sending that out, not Twitch!

Pretty much. It would have been nice to have been there for a couple days, but it was more comfortable on all sides to make it a day trip for the first meeting and then later on we could consider spending more than a day together.

 

[Schmeckel]

So how long does it take to fly from coast to coast in the US?
Maybe she lives somewhere in east Canada and had to switch flights somewhere in the East?

I doubt she's from Europe. No sane person would fly over the pond and go straight to work with such amount of jetlag.

It's, like.... 5 hours, give or take, from LAX to Dulles. And that'd about as coast to coast as it gets.

 

[xWorst_Pon]

It's, like.... 5 hours, give or take, from LAX to Dulles. And that'd about as coast to coast as it gets.

So if she left around 1:30 PM and got stuck around 7 PM, it checks out.

 

[Confidential Baldwin]

Hey, I was thinking that he is making this shift to “twitch subs” because he can more easily fudge the numbers since he will never put up a goal counter for his subs. If you think about it, a goal of 300 subs would lead to him hitting the goal every month whether telling the truth or not.

Sounds to me like Philly has found the perfect way to delude himself and his fans that “da streams are doing better than ever guise! Da detractors are pissed we’re doing so good! Ack ack ack ack”

When presented with the actual numbers, I’m sure he’ll use people subbing when the stream is not happening as his excuse.

It’s kinda a no lose situation for Phil and the cult.

 

[Noob-Noob]

Also, by no means Phil, DON'T GO KEEP THIS GIRL YOU LIKE SO MUCH, THAT YOU WANT HER TO MOVE IN, COMPANY AT THE AIRPORT WHILE SHE WAITS 8 HOURS. Streaming COD:WWII for 400 people seems much more important. This relationship is already built to last. #priories #thehopitalhadbettersandwiches

EDIT:

Well...pardon my outburst. Apparently she's in another airport outside of Renton.
PS: Love how annoyed he sounds at having to potentially comfort his girlfriend.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Also, by no means Phil, DON'T GO KEEP THIS GIRL YOU LIKE SO MUCH, THAT YOU WANT HER TO MOVE IN, COMPANY AT THE AIRPORT WHILE SHE WAITS 8 HOURS. Streaming COD:WWII for 400 people seems much more important. This relationship is already built to last. #priories #thehopitalhadbettersandwiches

When there is something DSP is even worse at as a Gamer then it is as a Boyfriend.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Wait wasn't there a crisis prior to his time off last time that got him tons of donations? like copyright or something?

He is manipulating people so he can pay for these flights. I mean I think the tax issue is real but he's exaggerating it to get flight money and pity. What an absolute scumbag.

 

[harbinger]

My guess is she’s stuck in Chicago bound for New York. United Airlines flight 670 was delayed out of SEA bound for ORD. The scheduled departure time was about the time Phil tweeted about his gf leaving. He may not have been aware of the delay. There was a flight bound for LGA about 45 minutes after the 670’s scheduled arrival time. 670’s actual arrival time missed this departure. The next available flight to New York is at about 6am on a Spirit Airlines flight.

Her new departure is 8am, so that means either New York or Columbus. United has flights with an 8am departure to those cities and they both had departures that would have been missed.

 

[CausticMinory]

The moment you remember Phil exploited his ex's mental health for pity, the more it helps in the case of exploiting his new gf for pity money.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[xWorst_Pon]

Phil almost made a big slip up in his Week in Preview Video:

At the 28:00 mark:
"My gf doesn't live here, I can't affo..."(...rd to pay for her trips)

 

[Dragoonism]

Pre-stream!

• He have done a lot of shopping for the upcoming streams!
• He is stressed out from helping his girlfriend flying and waiting for he to arrive and then help her get back home again.
• The last thing he wants to do is to come back and vent on pre-stream! (He lasted a minute or so with that)
• He blames the airline for what ever delayed the airplane and think that they should give her a good hotelroom to sleep in.
• She might text him during stream and he will have to drop everything to help her, however she is so far away so he can't do anything physicaly and everything he can do are phonecalls.
• He will stream CoD2 Winter seesh (Siege)!
• He is so stressed that he will unleash the best in the game.
• His eggnog have whisky, rum and brandy in it and he have a highball glass to sip out of, claim its 15% alcohol!
• He wont sleep to night since he is so worried about his girlfriend.
• You have to see his Week in Preview video since is full of usefull information in there (half of it is him begging for money).
• Promise that he will work his ass of in order to make enought money for the taxes, he will stream extra early to extra late.
• It is better for him if people tip him than cheer or sub, since he wont see money from subs or cheers for 2 months, while he gets the tip money right away!
• 2 guys have done crazy ammount of cheers while he was on break that he is greatfull for, one guy gave him a $2.5 tip Phil: "Okey..."
• Didnt know there was a new Zelda DLC, but wont play it unless its free.
• Someone claim they were stuck at a airport for 20+ hours years ago and Phil immediately blames the airline industry.
• Claim he have to give shout outs or people wont tip and cheer and he will lose his house!
• Claim he lost 35-40 subs over the break since people wont resub if he dont stream.
• Sounds like he takes more than a few sips when he drinks and confirms that he have empty half the glas in a few minutes.

Could easily hear how he was swinging back and forth as he spoke.

So how long does it take to fly from coast to coast in the US?
Maybe she lives somewhere in east Canada and had to switch flights somewhere in the East?

I doubt she's from Europe. No sane person would fly over the pond and go straight to work with such amount of jetlag.

Once flow over 8 time zones back and forth, took me a few days to get back into shape and that after flying westward.
She flying through 9-10 and eastwards to get up and work tomorrow... not buying it!

 

[Keystone]

Pre-stream!

• He wont sleep to night since he is so worried about his girlfriend.

Oh please, who does he think he's kidding? Okay, aside from his gullible fanbase I mean.

His fat ass is going to be laying in bed until 4 or 5 AM either watching Netflix, trying (and failing) to act tough and cool on twitter, or banning people on his forums -- probably all three.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

ATTENTION YOU WORTHLESS IDIOTS

I know you fucking clowns prowl this website just to see what's going on and talk shit in stream chat or the tumbleweed forums.

You can not be this oblivious.

You just cannot be smart enough to make enough money and be able to donate to someone else, and not see what's going on here.

This man, DarksydePhil, in less than 3 fucking weeks. Went from lonely broke and in debt bachelor on Thankgiving eating HungryMan meals to flying his teenage girlfriend from another part of the country and going to every super store in Seattle to look at shit and buy Christmas decorations because the previous ones remind him too much of Leanna.

This recent stream where his couch is moments away from catching fire is the NAIL IN THE COFFIN. In one stream... fucking one... begged for over 10 solid minutes for thousands of dollars in donations only to transition into talking about his girlfriend unable to handle a layover at an airport alone (Because more than likely she's a teenager)

He revealed this chick not only lives in another part of the FUCKING COUNTRY, but he has paid for the back and forth flight. And not once, he's at least flown her out 3 God damn times. That means he could of easily spent over 800 dollars in travel alone. EASILY. Not only that, pay to take her out, put food in her mouth and all this other crap... Right after he fucking begs for more of your money to pay for his tax problems that are his fault? And stay in a 3 bedroom house because: "MUH RELATIONSHIP! MUH LEGACY!"???

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

If you can't see the lies, the deceit, the hypocrisy... the MONEY BEING TOSSED IN THE FIREPLACE AS HE BEGS FOR MORE OF IT!!..

You need to get yourself evaluated. Pronto. No person with a beating heart and a sound mind can not see the ridiculousness of what he is doing. A child could connect these dots..

Its just amazing what certain people can get away with for so long, and how mant IDIOTS there are on this planet that won't think twice about anything.

I think you posted on the wrong forums.
The people you address won't care about anything posted here as it is "tainted" with detractorism, plus this post will drown in the sea of DSP in a few hours. They wont go back to read posts past the first page (maybe second if you're lucky), so all this did was basically a waste of time.
Troll smarter, not harder.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

So just so we're all clear, to summarise: Phil is worried about losing his house yet has spent hundreds, maybe even thousands, of dollars over the past 6 months or so on flights, shopping trips, dates etc with a long-distance relationship who has their own job?

No wonder people keep thinking Phil's a scammer. I can only feel sorry for his fans for so long - this is not what a mature, responsible adult does when saying they need every dollar for the taxman. His fans have to wake up and Phil needs to grow up. Unreal

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

So my last post got rated "late" a bunch of times, but can someone please fill me in? Is Phil's girlfriend 26 year old Josephine Thompson aka Chimichanga from San Diego or is that just a troll account? Sorry if I'm outta the loop. It's difficult to stay up to date with this thread when you're not here on the regular.

 

[SilkyEnigma]

Well his fans are idiots, I don't put anything past them at this point.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

Too good
Phil talked about Josephine, my “gf’s name is not Josephine, so keep wasting your time” and then later on, he says he hopes that Josephine contacts the authorities

Yes, he said that he hopes Josephine contacts the authorities (not that he really cares), because people have started badgering her, asking her how her trip to Phil's was, and shit like that. :autism:

So my last post got rated "late" a bunch of times, but can someone please fill me in? Is Phil's girlfriend 26 year old Josephine Thompson aka Chimichanga from San Diego or is that just a troll account? Sorry if I'm outta the loop. It's difficult to stay up to date with this thread when you're not here on the regular.

Neither. It looks like she's either moved home to Denmark, flown there for the holidays, or something similar.

 

[Shark]

I swear to god if you don’t clip that...