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Dragoonism said:
Well we had our fun speculating if it is her or not and what they do, but let's wait for more things before making actual claims that it is her or not!


She is no Naomi Wu, she is just a hooker who likes video games!


I find it more likely than him going out and try find a girlfriend in a bar or similare!
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Either way you look at it, she's a pretty good late entry for "detractor of the year"

Who would've guessed that the Seattle taxman would get topped so soon?
 
Phil calls his parents:

Phil: "Mom, Dad, I need some more money."

Dad: "Sure son, what's it for?"

Phil: "it's for my girlfriend"

Dad: "I see. Well it is that time of the year. What are you going to get her, a nice diamond necklace?"

Phil: "No dad. I need it so she will fuck me..."

Phil walks into a bank:

Employee: Yes Mr. Burnell, so it is my understanding you want another loan from the bank. Would you describe what you plan to do with the money?"

Phil: "It's for my girlfriend."

Employee: "I see, so it's your significant others business you are trying to jumpstart? We can definitely help out there."

Phil: "No I need the money so she will fuck me..."
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
I think it's a reach to believe he payed a hooker...I mean I could see it...but it seems like a reeeeal stretch in this case. DSP would probably just pay a 100 dollar hooker who lives in town.

I still find the idea of it hilarious. Him thrusting on top of her, asking her if he can call her Leanna. It would be quite something.
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And him, secretly recording the entire thing.
 
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Is there anyway of knowing if there were any video game events (or any major events) happening in the Seattle area this past week? This girl does travel quite a bit and tends to stay with people while traveling. I’m wondering if she may have just crashed at Phil’s for a few days. She was probably hooking in the evenings while he was watching Netflix. Jesus, he could have been getting cucked by another man’s wife.

Her profile on her website says 170cm, 5’7”, which seems to match up with the Christmas tree picture (it looks to be a 7’ tree based on the doorway to the stairs).

I don’t know what think. Could he really had paid $10,000 for someone to come over to hang lights on his stairs and go shopping at IKEA?

She also does cam shows which got me thinking; maybe Phil has a porn addiction. He’s been busted on cam jerking it and he had/has a Brazziers membership. Maybe he throws money at these ladies to do cam shows. Maybe that’s another reason Leanna left.
 
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Christopher Alyre Fleming said:
Lol at the thought of Phil banging a hooker. He's too much of a pussy to engage in such debauchery.
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Picking up some $10 whore off the side of the road, yes. Paying an exorbitant amount of money to fly a high class "escort" seems in line with Phil wasting too much money on shit he doesn't need. Is this really not just the ultimate version of paying for $400 headphones instead of $50 ones when he knows he will break them in six months?

Honestly doubt it is true, it would be like a detractor Christmas miracle. We already got Vidar owning a literal fucking candy van, this would just be spoiling us.
 
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fugg this goes deeper my lads
she's a professional games tester
https://twitter.com/gamer_kimberlie?lang=fil
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Maybe she just like saw his tweets and tweeted at him?
Crazy as it sounds?

Dragoonism said:
The hooker Kimberlie is based in the Netherlands, but the game tester in south east Asia?
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Nah I use a weird IP address sometimes and it adds weird language tags to shit.
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
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Hey guys did you ever think that there is such a thing as too good to be true?
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......okay, this is now getting waaaayyyyy too good. This now could be someone fucking with us, but if not... Jesus Christ. We might have a winner. Actually no. If it's her, we might have just won the detractor lottery.
 
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Dragoonism said:
@neger psykolog Her gamer twitter haven't tweeted anything for about 1.5 years now and it was using filipino markings the last time...
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It's not in filipino.
You need to access it without the language tag: https://twitter.com/gamer_kimberlie

If it still shows in Filipino then your browser got a cookie from Twitter.
The only reason that happened is because I use weird IP addresses so Twitter assumes my language.
 
neger psykolog said:
It's not in filipino.
You need to access it without the language tag: https://twitter.com/gamer_kimberlie

If it still shows in Filipino then your browser got a cookie from Twitter.
The only reason that happened is because I use weird IP addresses so Twitter assumes my language.
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The thing is it only showes her latest tweet as filipino, everything else is english!
 
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