Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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From what I recall the moon seems more useful as a general platform for further space exploration if and when we get out their and can start harvesting resoarces. Excluding unforseen variables, It's probably millenia before their's going to be food produced by other worlds, more genrally we should be looking for ore, energy and gasses out there.
Personally I see the moon as being more of a rest stop when space travel becomes a more commonplace thing, kind of akin to a massive 7/11. There's really just nothing all the special about it other than the fact that it's just open land. I have absolutely no idea why bob has such an obsessive fixation with it becoming an agricultural haven, especially since he fucking despises anything to do with farming or blue collar work in general.
 
I absolutely love how one year later Bob still can't see why the Dems lost. And his reasoning is hilarious, like "can't be reasoned with," "brazeness of who their voting for," both of which can very easily apply to him and everyone who continuously defends Hillary despite everything she's ever done.
You don't get it. His enemies shouldn't even be able to vote if they aren't even biologically human. Make those bastards into lamps for denying our Superior moon wheat!
 
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I turned the video off. I can probably infer the rest is: "GIBES GIBES GIBES GIBES GIBES".
 
Bob really just wants bobble heads of different skin colors, ethnicities, and genders to obediently and silently nod in agreement.

I really want someone from the panelist rebels against Bob, and makes his entire panel crash, and burn. Once again I repeat you're shoving a politics panel into a VIDEO GAME CONVENTION!

That's a receipt for disaster, if there was one.

 
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I really want someone from the panelist rebels against Bob, and makes his entire panel crashes, and burns. Once again I repeat you're shoving politics panel into a VIDEO GAME CONVENTION!

That's a receipt for disaster, if there was one.
Why? Video games are inherently political as I read so online. You ever play pong? Doesn't get more political than that.
 
Why? Video games are inherently political as I read so online. You ever play pong? Doesn't get more political than that.
Of course it is... notice it's all white pieces acting out on a black background. Just like the white folks nowadays are the only ones doing anything thanks to all the minorities standing behind them. How could you not see that?

I just can't even right now you bigot.
 
Dang, dirty Patreon trolls!
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I'm sure they can at least spell "human being" correctly, Bob.
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Example No. 34728 of Bob being unable to let things go long after everyone stopped giving a shit:
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Well more and more considering how much of a loner, sleezeball, and how much a toy sperg Bob is I think I have found his current animated counterpart.....

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Poor Al, I seen him compared to Dobson and now Bob. What did he do to deserve this?
I really want someone from the panelist rebels against Bob, and makes his entire panel crash, and burn. Once again I repeat you're shoving a politics panel into a VIDEO GAME CONVENTION!

That's a receipt for disaster, if there was one.
You know I used to be a bit on board with this politics stuff. It seemed smart looking at video games through a smarter lens. However, the way Bob and his company does it its just too over-analysis and quite pretentious. It is just too much.
Why? Video games are inherently political as I read so online. You ever play pong? Doesn't get more political than that.

Of course it is... notice it's all white pieces acting out on a black background. Just like the white folks nowadays are the only ones doing anything thanks to all the minorities standing behind them. How could you not see that?

I just can't even right now you bigot.

Pac-man was obviously about how capitalism cannibalises the proletariat, and Tetris represented the patriarchy's oppression of women.

Candy Crush is ableist and seeks to marginalize people with diabetes.
You are all joking but what they really think is just as dumb.
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I legitimately think that if you handed Bob a gun, showed him a Trump voter, and told Bob he could kill that man consequence-free, Bob would pull the trigger.

His lack of empathy is just astounding. And I know people on this site use :autism: like evangelicals used to use demonic possession but since Bob isn't literally drooling and screeching about trains I can only assume that's just one small fraction of our main attraction.

I'm gonna guess the other half is "Is a colossal douchebag", myself.
 
I legitimately think that if you handed Bob a gun, showed him a Trump voter, and told Bob he could kill that man consequence-free, Bob would pull the trigger.

His lack of empathy is just astounding. And I know people on this site use :autism: like evangelicals used to use demonic possession but since Bob isn't literally drooling and screeching about trains I can only assume that's just one small fraction of our main attraction.

I'm gonna guess the other half is "Is a colossal douchebag", myself.
He really is that gullible and stupid enough to do it. For example, he seriously thinks this is real.
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