Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LN 910]

The fact people like Bob are just now saying "you shouldn't bully kids" is astounding, bullying people over stupid trivial shit (like a shirt, for example) is their entire political philosophy.

Chick with the Eclipsa avatar fucking owns, though.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?

I ask myself that question almost every fucking day. Doesn't take long for me to see that the answer is "Pretty much, yeah" The fact that Bob still has fans is all the proof I need.

 

[cypocryphy]

Part of me wonders if he bought into the hype he might've seen as a child about life after the 2000s is going to be some sci-fi paradise and the fact it's more mundane has caused this obsession with space. Like feeling cheated out of something that only existed in fiction. It's not as if he stopped putting his hopes on unrealistic predictions of the future.

Imagine someone who's idea of the future was born out of cheesy retro sci-fi movies.

He has autism and thought "Back To The Future II" would literally happen.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Bob still isn't aware that the moon is too small for an atmosphere.

Not true, the moon has an atmosphere since it is one of the largest bodies in the solar system. Although the moon probably can't be terraformed to the degree Mars or Venus can, and the soil is far too poor to grow wheat.

 

[Emperor Julian]

From what I recall the moon seems more useful as a general platform for further space exploration if and when we get out their and can start harvesting resoarces. Excluding unforseen variables, It's probably millenia before their's going to be food produced by other worlds, more genrally we should be looking for ore, energy and gasses out there.

 

[Done]

Not true, the moon has an atmosphere since it is one of the largest bodies in the solar system. Although the moon probably can't be terraformed to the degree Mars or Venus can, and the soil is far too poor to grow wheat.

"Facts" presented by obsolete sub-humans cannot be allowed to delay the superior future that awaits us all..

 

[Flexo]

Ok, so I decided to look up this Kate person because I like seeing people on Twitter roast MovieBob. Here are some things I liked.

Is Kate now this board's waifu?

It's not the MAIN reason I voted for Trump, but one of the bigger reasons was because I knew it would be a direct stab at people like Bob. You don't often get a chance to directly affect the quality of life of the world's worst people, but when you do, you hop on that horse and ride like the wind.

Agreed. I voted for him for the lulz and so far the man has delivered beyond my wildest expectations.

feeling cheated out of something that only existed in fiction.

Summation of Bob in 10 words.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sure Bob, your videos are so "highly edited" that the BvS episode is the poster child for brevity.

"But it's okay when I-"

You get the idea.

He's just so incapable of letting things go.

Shut up Bob, just shut up.

Because the best thing for a diabetic to have is carbs.

 

[Done]

I love the way he's very casual when discussing topics that make him look pathetic, he's like Martha Stewart for Basement-Dwellers.

 

[TwoHundredPercentFaggot]

Because the best thing for a diabetic to have is carbs.
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Apologizing to Mexicans on behalf of white people for the creation of the taco shell might just be PEAK pathetic, even by Bob's standards

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Apologizing to Mexicans on behalf of white people for the creation of the taco shell might just be PEAK pathetic, even by Bob's standards

As a Mexican myself. I accept the apology, but I can assure you. If he came to Mexico, he'll be immediate cannon folder for this.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So no different than any other person who might go to Mexico

 

[thismanlies]

"But it's okay when I-"

You get the idea.

Yes Bob, politicians are whores. Name your point.

 

[Done]

Will Bob accept moon wheat if it was provided by Trump instead of Hillary?

 

[Mr. Duck]

Will Bob accept moon wheat if it was provided by Trump instead of Hillary?

He would probably say that Trump's moon wheat is inferior and that Hillary's would have been so much better.

 

[Detrogen]

“Just because I wanted moon wheat in the past doesn’t mean it’s appropriate to bring up now, friendo.”

*blocks*

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I refuse to get wrapped up in the Alabama race emotionally..."

Yeah, we'll see.

So you don't want your team to win?

Live footage of PAXEast officials reading Bob's proposal:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Nigger, you, me and the rest of this state voted endless times for a guy who let a woman drown solely because he brought billions of dollars worth of pork to the Commonwealth. If his pedo, tree-hiding murderer of a relative could have brought in 20 billion to make Eastie fit for humans, we'd have voted for him too.

 

[link1234]

"I refuse to get wrapped up in the Alabama race emotionally..."

Yeah, we'll see.
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That is right. Can't change Bob.

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So you want diverse voices for your politics of gaming panel? I assume that includes Republican voices too, right?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"I refuse to get wrapped up in the Alabama race emotionally..."

Yeah, we'll see.

I absolutely love how one year later Bob still can't see why the Dems lost. And his reasoning is hilarious, like "can't be reasoned with," "brazeness of who their voting for," both of which can very easily apply to him and everyone who continuously defends Hillary despite everything she's ever done.