Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"Time Fixes All" is basically him and the modern left's entire ideology summed up. Its a meaningless statement that every zealot in history applied to whatever their ideology was.

Sometimes, time makes things worse.

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Sadly Bob is on point with this one... So that's what one out 500,000 since this thread got put up

Yeah, I have to admit that that tweet was legitimately funny.

So Bob's had one funny moment out of... 870 pages? So his next one should be... page 1740.

Fake. The kid's not 100 pounds overweight.

Also he looks happy.

See what I mean about millennialist mentality? If we remove colonialism (aka white people) from the equation, pee science will grow wheat on the Moon!

As if primitive folk weren't religious before whitey came... Never mind that the whole reason colonialism WORKED in the first place is that Europeans had the superior tech to steam roll competition. Hence why they made tons of $$$ selling guns to tribes.

The controversy was over small bakeries run by religious people did not want to be called "homophobic" for not wanting to violate their religious beliefs and choose to not participate in a gay wedding.

I wonder what Bob's reaction to muslim bakeries not wanting to sell gay wedding cakes would be. I honestly can't remember what his reactions to them are.
 
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No Bob, you just backed the wrong horse.
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Maybe because you realized you're you?
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...Right.
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This is what the tweet's referencing and...wait...
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W-WHAT?
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HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?
Why does he think just because he said something 4 years ago it automatically becomes invalid now? His views haven't changed in the slightest in 4 years yet it's taboo to bring up according to him.
 
Why does he think just because he said something 4 years ago it automatically becomes invalid now? His views haven't changed in the slightest in 4 years yet it's taboo to bring up according to him.

Simply because it might shatter the image of a brilliant and good man to whatever audience are remaining.
 
Sure they were exceptionals who killed their own website, but I agree with them, so #SaveGawker!
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Please, you're already patronizing enough on your account.
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I love how he swings back and forth between "Republicans are brainwashing America!" to "I don't think they've planned that far ahead."

Also, "Inlikely".
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...That's it? He didn't like The Sound of Music? That's his bar for being an asshole?
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If you get "physically angry" at a lame joke article, then maybe it's time to rethink your life.
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Why does he think just because he said something 4 years ago it automatically becomes invalid now? His views haven't changed in the slightest in 4 years yet it's taboo to bring up according to him.
It's almost like Bob's tactics are full of shit or something.
 
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In the end, everything goes to Gamergate for people such as Bob.
It's their own Godwin's Law by now..

Why does he think just because he said something 4 years ago it automatically becomes invalid now? His views haven't changed in the slightest in 4 years yet it's taboo to bring up according to him.
He's trying to imply that his detractor is being pathetic by reaching back into 2014 tweets. Of course he doesn't have the self-awareness to notice that his mental illnesses have only gotten worse since then.
 
I love how he swings back and forth between "Republicans are brainwashing America!" to "I don't think they've planned that far ahead."

Also, "Inlikely".

Or maybe it's that the polls for this race are so fucked (and would be rather unreliable anyway, given it's a special election in December) that there's something like a 19-point swing depending on which poll you're looking at and which likely / certain voters you take into account.

As usual, Bob is a fucking idiot.
 
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Is Bob talking shit about Christopher Plummer ? Just because he didn't like working on the film The sound of music?
 
Even when he's talking about a movie in the most benign way possible, he still comes off as punchable.
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Why does he dedicate two tweets to basic decency? Oh right, :autism:

[salutes self]
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Why the fucking fuck does he always insist works that are about the past have to "deconstruct" it?!? We get it, Bob, not everything was sunshine and rainbows in the past and sometimes people did a racism or a homophobia! Just... let it be! This movie would be terrible enough without the protagonists stopping every few minutes to go "REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WERE HOMOPHOBIC ABOUT AIDS?"
 
Some more sperging about the moon, where Bob says they should have made it habitable in the 1970s.

I never thought someone could routinely ignore reality so hard, but here we are.
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Please, Moviekebob is the last thing I need.
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Keaton Jones' mom is a worthless garbage human! He deserves no sympathy by proxy! REEEEEEEEEEE!
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And a photo of teenage Bob.
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If that's Bob on the right, how the actual fuck did he go from this:
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To this:
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