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SirJamesDTech said:
How would you explain it?
I have a hard time believing that Phil is shelling out that much cash for a hooker who charges as much as she does when, far as I can tell outside of him wanking, the guy could accurately be described as asexual.
Perhaps she's just bored...fuck if I know what goes on inside the mind of a Dutch call girl.
The point is that after tonight I expect this to be forgotten.
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harbinger said:
I have a theory that Phil has a porn addiction. This would explain the Brazzier subscription, the masturbation on stream while in a relationship, and Leanna’s apparent unsatisfied sex life (I’d like to be pointed to evidence of this).
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I think Phil probably has several issues when it comes to sex/sexuality. There's something about the way he moves his body that strikes me as particularly odd (e.g. his bizarre arm flailing, and the videos of him walking around with a weird hunch and exaggerated stride). Before I knew anything about Phil, I thought he actually had a touch of the 'tism specifically because of his rigid and unnatural hand/arm gestures as he speaks in his videos. That shit just isn't normal. I'd rather not speculate on how this would effect Phil's bedroom skills, but he's definitely not nimble or smooth and is most likely complete shit in the sack.

Plus, he's really out of shape and naturally lazy so having sex must be a big chore for him. The idea that he has to work at pleasing his partner is probably really off-putting to him, so I'm sure he just prefers to jerk off since he can be as selfish as he wants and not worry about exposing his inadequacies to his partner. I don't think he has a porn addiction - more likely he just sucks at sex, naturally has a low sex-drive due to poor health, and is too lazy to want to please a partner/improve his sexual rapport with his partner - so, he avoids sex.

That said, any video where he's on camera with Leanna makes it obvious - the complete void of any kind of sexual chemistry or compatibility is pretty jarring. Phil and her probably fucked like a half dozen times early in the relationship, and then poor Leanna had to tough out years scrubbing the gout-lords dishes while Phil tried his best to avoid intimacy. What a life.
 
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Dragoonism said:
When asked about what games his new girlfriend likes he claim that one of the game that she likes is Assassin's Creed
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And just as Phil was saying that, the escort tweets some random shit mentioning Assassin's Creed.
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Nope, not suspicious at all, Kappa
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
And just as Phil was saying that, the escort tweets some random shit mentioning Assassin's Creed.
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Nope, not suspicious at all, Kappa
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Unless they both appear on a picture togheter i am here by calling her a troll, a troll against us!

Time to wait out the PUBG part of his stream!
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
And now this tweet to appear more of a "mainstream-gamer"

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You aren't fooling anyone Kimberlie, gtfo.
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I don't think this is Vidar though or KG.

It's way too specific and goes off things Phil directly says. If Phil wasn't playing a game it would almost seem like he's the one running that twitter.
 
I’ll admit, I was almost sold, but the “blacks only in February” tweet convinced me this is a troll.

But Phil still did pay hundreds of dollars to fly someone out there instead of paying the taxman...

Or paid someone off of Craigslist.

Phil’s either full of shit about his finances or he’s going to lose the house because he has no self control. Either way it could still cost him his house if his paypigs catch on the bullshit.
 
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Kamatsubu said:
I don't think this is Vidar though or KG.

It's way too specific and goes off things Phil directly says. If Phil wasn't playing a game it would almost seem like he's the one running that twitter.
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Maybe she really is a fan of his and decided to use her escort-status to fuck with his detractors by appearing to be his gf.
(And at the same time generate some buzz for her site)
 
Kamatsubu said:
Okay yeah that's suspicious.

I'm still onboard with the idea that he hired a hooker, but I don't think it was this hooker.
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I thought long and hard about this for a good 30 seconds or so. Perhaps this IS the escort. But, the circumstances are wrong. We're thinking that Phil dropped some serious coin for a weekend with her, and taking her tweets as some sort of smoking gun. Perhaps she WAS in the area visiting some legitimate VIP customer. And, given the sort of history her tweets seem to indicate, perhaps she slipped Phil a DM saying "hey, wanna troll some people? I'll be in the area, take a picture...."

This leaves me with a hypothetical. She IS in the picture, but not for the reasons Phil would have us believe. Maybe the two hatched an epic troll plan to have her show up since she was in the area anyway, take those obviously vague pictures, and have him ham it up about" my girlfriend this, my girlfriend that, spending time with my girlfriend, I've had my girlfriend for months!" just to fuck with us. Probable? Not really. Possible? Sure.

:autism: ahoy!
 
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Schmeckel said:
I thought long and hard about this for a good 30 seconds or so. Perhaps this IS the escort. But, the circumstances are wrong. We're thinking that Phil dropped some serious coin for a weekend with her, and taking her tweets as some sort of smoking gun. Perhaps she WAS in the area visiting some legitimate VIP customer. And, given the sort of history her tweets seem to indicate, perhaps she slipped Phil a DM saying "hey, wanna troll some people? I'll be in the area, take a picture...."

This leaves me with a hypothetical. She IS in the picture, but not for the reasons Phil would have us believe. Maybe the two hatched an epic troll plan to have her show up since she was in the area anyway, take those obviously vague pictures, and have him ham it up about" my girlfriend this, my girlfriend that, spending time with my girlfriend, I've had my girlfriend for months!" just to fuck with us. Probable? Not really. Possible? Sure.

:autism: ahoy!
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You're giving dsp to much credit
 
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Please put a lid on your autism, jesus christ. DSP is not a mastermind. He's just a manbaby with gout.

He probably has a new girlfriend, or maybe he doesn't, but these Lex Luthor-tier plots you're dreaming up are nonsense.
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
Maybe she really is a fan of his and decided to use her escort-status to fuck with his detractors by appearing to be his gf.
(And at the same time generate some buzz for her site)
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That could be the case as well, but then if she is a Phil fan and she's trolling us does that really destroy the possibility then that she is the one Phil flew over? Cause there was a reason people noticed her in the first place and I don't think she was trolling in the beginning. I know with her trolling now it makes it less likely but I thought I'd ask anyways.

Schmeckel said:
I thought long and hard about this for a good 30 seconds or so. Perhaps this IS the escort. But, the circumstances are wrong. We're thinking that Phil dropped some serious coin for a weekend with her, and taking her tweets as some sort of smoking gun. Perhaps she WAS in the area visiting some legitimate VIP customer. And, given the sort of history her tweets seem to indicate, perhaps she slipped Phil a DM saying "hey, wanna troll some people? I'll be in the area, take a picture...."

This leaves me with a hypothetical. She IS in the picture, but not for the reasons Phil would have us believe. Maybe the two hatched an epic troll plan to have her show up since she was in the area anyway, take those obviously vague pictures, and have him ham it up about" my girlfriend this, my girlfriend that, spending time with my girlfriend, I've had my girlfriend for months!" just to fuck with us. Probable? Not really. Possible? Sure.

:autism: ahoy!
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I doubt it. At most you could say that either she's trying to throw us off on purpose, or Phil told her to throw us off the trail. I don't think anything was staged at all just for some big troll job.
 
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Kamatsubu said:
That could be the case as well, but then if she is a Phil fan and she's trolling us does that really destroy the possibility then that she is the one Phil flew over? Cause there was a reason people noticed her in the first place and I don't think she was trolling in the beginning. I know with her trolling now it makes it less likely but I thought I'd ask anyways.
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Probably noticed all the fuss about Phil's gf, the airlines and Josephine and decided to have a little fun herself.
For somebody who allegedly watches Phil's content for 2-3 years it really sholdn't be hard to find KF aka. the detractors motherbase.
 
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Panpizza said:
I think Phil probably has several issues when it comes to sex/sexuality.
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:offtopic: your post hits the nail on the head and as dumb as she is, I pity leanna having to likely fight tooth and nail to get phil to give her any sexual attention.

to add to it I always felt phil was a bit closeted? so much SO MUCH of his commentary and "jokes" are centered around dicks and anal and gay dudes. while it can be chalked up to being extremely immature it comes up often Imo. his constant use of WOW MY GIRLFRIEND DOOD are not only a show off but scream "look she's a GIRL. NOT GAY BRO." :offtopic:
 
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xWorst_Pon said:
Probably noticed all the fuss about Phil's gf, the airlines and Josephine and decided to have a little fun herself.
For somebody who allegedly watches Phil's content for 2-3 years it really sholdn't be hard to find KF aka. the detractors motherbase.
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Or that could be the strategy. Make us back off by making it seem as though she's been trolling us all along. Phil did say that she didn't want to be associated with his online persona, and we could just be seeing a defense mechanism. I dunno though ... If anything this just puts me back on the fence. However, it is clear that we don't have the full picture of what's going on and that's giving Phil the advantage right now.
 
xWorst_Pon said:
Probably noticed all the fuss about Phil's gf, the airlines and Josephine and decided to have a little fun herself.
For somebody who allegedly watches Phil's content for 2-3 years it really sholdn't be hard to find KF aka. the detractors motherbase.
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For an escort most of her clients are lolcows with lots of money aka Phil Burnell.

Also her time schedule seems pretty tight for someone to care about that.

An escort will sleep with literal pigs (given the right amount of money) as long as they know they won‘t get murdered lol
 
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