DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BeanieGuy]

I don't know what to think anymore. I really wanna believe that this escort is actually Phil's"GF", but man there is no way she isn't actually trolling. Everything fits too perfectly...

 

[xWorst_Pon]

Don't really know what I should think about this.

 

[PrincessHomura]

Don't really know what I should think about this.

Although it sounds really farfetched and dumb, I still think that sounds more likely than the strawgrasping in this thread where DSP is a comic book villain or paid 12k for an escort that he's adamant about revealing to people a month later.

 

[JackEastriver]

Although it sounds really farfetched and dumb, I still think that sounds more likely than the strawgrasping in this thread where DSP is a comic book villain or paid 12k for an escort that he's adamant about revealing to people a month later.

The way I see it, if Phil was going to hire an escort he'd be more likely to hire one who he knew was already a fan of his, regardless of price. We all know Phil has an irrational taste for the expensive anyway (see: car, house, credit card debt, etc). Is it really that far fetched?

 

[PrincessHomura]

The way I see it, if Phil was going to hire an escort he'd be more likely to hire one who he knew was already a fan of his, regardless of price. We all know Phil has an irrational taste for the expensive anyway (see: car, house, credit card debt, etc). Is it really that far fetched?

When he's constantly talking about doing a public reveal in January, yes. It's not like she's hiding. Think about it, you're arguing that he would be totally OK with everything people are assuming in this thread, just a month later, and actually provable.

Phil is definitely dumb, but there's nothing to suggest he's that level of retarded.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Meanwhile on TKOH, Phil confirmed he banned ThatCatGuy and twists the facts as to why. At no point did he'd tell Jezal he should not be giving Phil money. He only said he himself wasn't comfortable doing so.

 

[Nickmagoo01]

Phil hiring an escort isn't a farfetched idea inand of itself. This idiot paid $250 for headphones he didn't need and it is unlikely that he can get a woman into his gout castle any other way.

I look at it like this, Phil shells out $300 for a local girl for the reveal so he can get another four figure payout like he did for his tax pity party stream.

Did Phil pay $12k to fly one over? Hell no. But just because this girl wants to troll for Phil, even if Phil isn't involved in it himself, doesn't mean he didn't pay some other girl to play pretend.

Edit: And just like the rest of Phil's autistic fanbase she is doing Phil more harm than good. The whole thing about Phil getting a hooker was brought up more as a joke in here and I don't think I saw it at all in the YouTube comments of detractor videos until now. But now the thought of the mere possibility has been planted in peoples' heads.

So, Kimberlie (because I know you are reading this), good going. You did your gout god a great disservice and he is about to get meme'd to hell and back over this for a long time to come.

That and I feel sorry for your cuck husband that is raising a kid that may or may not be his letting you globetrot and do the things you do. There's no pussy good enough or amount of money big enough that is worth that shit.

 

[JackEastriver]

When he's constantly talking about doing a public reveal in January, yes. It's not like she's hiding. Think about it, you're arguing that he would be totally OK with everything people are assuming in this thread, just a month later, and actually provable.

Phil is definitely dumb, but there's nothing to suggest he's that level of exceptional.

Like that was ever going to happen. I can see it now.

"(Snort) hullo everyone, DarksydePhil here, (siiiiiigh) so unfortunately we have some bad news, due to the toxic immature actions of a bunchufpeepul acting like five year olds, muhgurlfriend has, um, listen you're not gonna believe this one SNORRRT it's pretty nuts, but (squints eyes to feign confusion) like I guess they thought she was a hooker or something? ACK ACK ACK, totally stoopid. Anyway, um, muhgurlfriend decided she wasn't safe and we mutually ended our relationship. SNORRRRT, da good news is we saved the house!"

Why else would he postpone the face reveal? What's the point in hiding it until January?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Anyone else excited for PUBG tomorrow? If you thought his time playing WoW was rough, that doesnt have shit on PUBG.

 

[PieceofShet]

Anyone else excited for PUBG tomorrow? If you thought his time playing WoW was rough, that doesnt have shit on PUBG.

Remember when he asked 1250 dollars to play the better version for 7 hours? Now he is gonna play the shitty version for 7 hours.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Also if any of you find this woman attractive she has 2 video on her website under links. If I'm breaking any rules, my bad and you can delete this.
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I only watched one and for $400 an hour, that's a pretty lazy blowjob. But that just me. Plus I'm not really attracted to young chicks, especially when they look even fucking younger.

Right up Phils alley!

Jesus fucking Christ now we've dived into the "amateur Netherlands prostitute blowjob video" section of DSP Hell. This is just ... oh God ... I ... I need to sit down ...

 

[xWorst_Pon]

Anyone else excited for PUBG tomorrow? If you thought his time playing WoW was rough, that doesnt have shit on PUBG.

That was basically the only reason I stayed up so long for his stream today.

My guess is he will ragequit it after 1-2 hours and start the Arika Fighting Game-beta early.

 

[PoopMagnet]

Here's the real question. Why would Phil spend that kinda scratch flying in an average looking broad when he could fuck a babe out of Seattle for half the price?

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

Look at his lifestyle and the things he owns, shops at, and visits. Phil is the type of consumer that believes that if it costs more than it's better quality. He also thinks that because she is a foreigner that it makes it more exotic and makes him more prestigious. Remember this is the guy that spent eight years leasing a BMW.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Just wait a few weeks and Phil will reveal her. Maybe even sooner if he gets desperate about hitting his patreon goal. In the meantime, we have the glorious saltmine of PUBG to get excited about. It combines all of the aspects of gaming that Phil is horrible with. He can't handle stealth, he'll get murdered if he runs out and tries to do his usual spray and pray tactics, and if he tries to do teamplay, he's awful with team coordination. I bet we're going to hear a lot of lag complaints and bugged shooting mechanics too. I'd be amazed if he can get through the whole stream without a rage quit.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Anyone else excited for PUBG tomorrow? If you thought his time playing WoW was rough, that doesnt have shit on PUBG.

Nothing will ever match WoW for being such a beautiful clusterfuck.

I actually expect PUBG to be really boring as Phil will simply hide until he gets shot, repeat.

Plus with stream chat to explain mechanics like the blue wall I don't really see a ton of salt potential outside of him bitching about getting shot.

 

[PieceofShet]

Nothing will ever match WoW for being such a beautiful clusterfuck.

I actually expect PUBG to be really boring as Phil will simply hide until he gets shot, repeat.

Plus with stream chat to explain mechanics like the blue wall I don't really see a ton of salt potential outside of him bitching about getting shot.

Originally he supposed to be playing with "fans"... but its the xbox version so maybe he will try solo his way the whole time?

 

[Nickmagoo01]

The problem is, as someone else in here already pointed out, Phil is playing the shitty 10fps console version. There will be a visual representation of Phil's deck of excuses playing out on screen.

 

[JackDavis]

After the breakup didn't someone take over Leanna's Twitter and post some things?

Yeah, but that was different. Leanna deleted the account and someone swooped in and created a new account with the same handle. So since it was a new account there was no post history.

Jesus fucking Christ now we've dived into the "amateur Netherlands prostitute blowjob video" section of DSP Hell. This is just ... oh God ... I ... I need to sit down ...

Oh we know why you're getting comfortable.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

I don't know what to think anymore. I really wanna believe that this escort is actually Phil's"GF", but man there is no way she isn't actually trolling. Everything fits too perfectly...

She's trolling. he's enabling her to troll his detractors or dissidents. He did not hire or rent a woman. He's attempting to use this..rouse as confirmation everyone is stupid or foolish "flat earthers"---nothing against you guys.

 

[Nickmagoo01]

She's trolling. he's enabling her to troll his detractors or dissidents. He did not hire or rent a woman. He's attempting to use this..rouse as confirmation everyone is stupid or foolish "flat earthers"---nothing against you guys.

That and it will help give Phil publicity for his Deanna reveal stream. I expect record attendance numbers because of this.

But bare in mind, whatever girl Phil rolls out will get found out quickly. If she is a hooker, Backpage has over a dozen other sites reposting and archiving old escort ads for web traffic. If she has shown her face in any of them in the past 3 years or so, a simple Google Image search could potentially bust her on it. Phil better be very careful on how he plays this out.