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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
Unfortunately feeding with formula out of convenience as opposed to need is very common nowadays, and is as simple as mixing kool aid that expires quickly. Also there's no part of this process that couldn't be done by friends, family, or another caretaker easily and cheaply. Esp compared to her rates, childcare is a drop in the bucket. I would say one of the saddest things about this reply is how incredibly common it is nowadays for a child to see as much or more of a caretaker other than one of the two biological parents than their parents themselves.
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Something tells me she's not traveling for work that frequently.

But honestly for 12k+ (all travel expenses paid) on a weekend I'd leave the kid with the husband for two days.
 
Man Phil sounds mad. Could be that the escort thing is more real than we think even if it wasn't Kimberlie

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>puts out multiple hints who his gf could be instead of keeping his mouth shut
>complains about people trying to find out who his gf is

So let me get this straight.

We have Bobby Ling who has red, long hair.
We have Josephine who has red, long hair.
And we also have the escort girl who has red, long hair.

I thought red heads would be rare?
Why does Phil of all people attract so many of them?
 
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Kamatsubu said:
Man Phil sounds mad. Could be that the escort thing is more real than we think even if it wasn't Kimberlie

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We don't say he's dating her. We said he's hiring her.

We're used to your weasel words, Phil. It's not BUSINESS tax. I'm not DATING a whore.

DarkSydePundit said:
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>puts out multiple hints who his gf could be instead of keeping his mouth shut
>complains about people trying to find out who his gf is

So let me get this straight.

We have Bobby Ling who has red, long hair.
We have Josephine who has red, long hair.
And we also have the escort girl who has red, long hair.

I thought red heads would be rare?
Why does Phil of all people attract so many of them?
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That specific dyed red is very popular with the ladies. It's the current 'in' dye job. It adds color without being overly odd like blues/greens and it stands out well as a highlight to brown hair.

And remember we narrowed the list down based on hair color, so it would make sense the current candidates all share that in common. Natalie is possibly fibbing about the color as part of her baiting people, though.
 
Nickmagoo01 said:
Mark my words, this is a simple and coordinated attempt to discredit detractors.

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Mark my words, the reveal is going to be another girl altogether and Phil will Ack and Snort about how the detractors are all idiots and paint all of them in the same color as the autists still blowing up her Twitter right now.
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No matter what happens, Phil will play the "I got you detractors at my 4d chess game" card. I don't see this as an attempt to discredit detractors, I think she is simply playing along as she can put two and two together. Someone got to0 excited and probably tweeted her blatantly asking if she was bangin Phil, and now she's going to town yanking everyone's chain over it. This is more a troll of opportunity than a premeditated plan.
 
Am I correct that Natalie is Kimberlie the escort? If so, how did we get that name? If not, who is she?
 
It's been a few months since I've paid attention to this thread. What happened to him, and are there any more unflattering Instagram photos?
 
DarkSydePundit said:
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>puts out multiple hints who his gf could be instead of keeping his mouth shut
>complains about people trying to find out who his gf is

So let me get this straight.

We have Bobby Ling who has red, long hair.
We have Josephine who has red, long hair.
And we also have the escort girl who has red, long hair.

I thought red heads would be rare?
Why does Phil of all people attract so many of them?
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Just needs a SAD! and he could run for president
 
PoopMagnet said:
No matter what happens, Phil will play the "I got you detractors at my 4d chess game" card. I don't see this as an attempt to discredit detractors, I think she is simply playing along as she can put two and two together. Someone got to0 excited and probably tweeted her blatantly asking if she was bangin Phil, and now she's going to town yanking everyone's chain over it. This is more a troll of opportunity than a premeditated plan.
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Normally I would agree. I think the hooker planned it off the cuff and Phil is playing along. I don't think that this was planned too far in advance. If I was to put a peg on the timeline as to when this got planned out, I'd say it would be around the time the mall picture popped up in here. There is too much prep work in this not to be planned on some small level.
 
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Phil has literally done almost nothing but loot by himself so far, streaming PUBG. His gameplay makes paint drying look like a must see event. He also decides it's a great idea to play the shitty Xbone port and base his experience off of that. The greatest meme Phil ever produces is how piss poorly he plays popular games like PUBG, then convinces his dumb ass viewer base not to play the game cause HE sucks at it. He did the same thing with Overwatch to. His fans actually listen and agree with him and end up missing great games.
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
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>puts out multiple hints who his gf could be instead of keeping his mouth shut
>complains about people trying to find out who his gf is
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Yep, remember in DSP logic, posting creep shots of Phil and Leanna on his forums is A-OK if you're a fan and give him money.
But if you're a detractor and you look at a picture of his girlfriend's instagram and say "Hey, I think that's Josephine!" then you're a stalker.
 
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Kamatsubu said:
Man Phil sounds mad. Could be that the escort thing is more real than we think even if it wasn't Kimberlie

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What if Phil is autistic enough to think this chick from the Netherlands just reeeeally likes him and didn't question why she needed his credit card info.
 
The sad thing is that avoiding everyone and looting medical supplies is the best way to play PUBG. Killing other people does nothing but benefit everyone else on the server and you're also risking your life doing it.

He's supposed to be an entertainer though... so he should be looking for fights for the benefit of his viewers.
 
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Phil has literally done almost nothing but loot by himself so far, streaming PUBG. His gameplay makes paint drying look like a must see event. He also decides it's a great idea to play the shitty Xbone port and base his experience off of that. The greatest meme Phil ever produces is how piss poorly he plays popular games like PUBG, then convinces his dumb ass viewer base not to play the game cause HE sucks at it. He did the same thing with Overwatch to. His fans actually listen and agree with him and end up missing great games.
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Could you ask for a better Phil experience? Playing a terrible port whIle refusing to go out of his way to make the game fun or exciting until after half a match of literally nothing happening he's sniped by a more skilled player and instantly killed?
 
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Could you ask for a better Phil experience? Playing a terrible port whIle refusing to go out of his way to make the game fun or exciting until after half a match of literally nothing happening he's sniped by a more skilled player and instantly killed?
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Naw, the best part is watching him literally hide behind a tree until everyone kills each other. He'll probably brag that he got top 10 after.

This, no lie, has to be one of the most boring things I've ever seen him do.

This used to be a patreon goal. HE WANTED PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA FOR THIS.

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He just won. He didn't fire a single. fucking. shot. and he won. He is going nuts. No joke. He seriously thinks that this is an insane accomplishment.

So do his fans:
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On a port he just said was unplayable during gun play.

Annnndddd now he's tweeting about it. But don't criticize his win though. He'll just say he was joking the whole time.

I...I....I don't know what else to say.
 
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It must be nice to win something for once.

Congrats Phil, you did nothing but still got a treat. I hope you're proud of your exciting stream.
 
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