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Fallgout Boy said:
OwO what's this? Phil getting completely destroyed in offline gameplay by John Rambo, while playing the game he's supposedly the best at? It really is Christmas.

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john rambo even won him a trip to japan to Tougeki - Super Battle Opera (闘劇 Tōgeki, lit.) in a ssf2 tournament back in the day (i heard this in a john rambo podcast). phil has always been below average at fighting games imo, to be fair he was average at ssf2 in his prime
 
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Fallgout Boy said:
OwO what's this? Phil getting completely destroyed in offline gameplay by John Rambo, while playing the game he's supposedly the best at? It really is Christmas.

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No wonder he's so bad. He has no main, he couldn't even win with Ryu. Just like his PUBG play, he throws shit at the wall and sees what sticks.
 
Fallgout Boy said:
OwO what's this? Phil getting completely destroyed in offline gameplay by John Rambo, while playing the game he's supposedly the best at? It really is Christmas.

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Fun fact: John Rambo was good enough at ST to participate in SBO (Super Battle Opera) in 2011 or 2012. SBO was considered the biggest fighting game tournament in the world until it folded and Evo took its place by default. Phil obviously wasn't good enough to qualify for SBO.

WeeblesWobble said:
No wonder he's so bad. He has no main, he couldn't even win with Ryu. Just like his PUBG play, he throws shit at the wall and sees what sticks.
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He does have a main. Usually Vega and DeeJay. He probably dropped Vega in HDR because Vega's 50/50 from his Dive attack was taken away.
 
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Pre-strem time, sorry for the delay!

  • Because of the trouble with his girlfriends flight he will not buy grocery today but tomorrow instead!
  • All he has to eat are leftovers from when he and she was eating out.
  • He has good news regarding the big drama that have been going on around Patreon.
  • No one expected PUBG to be successful on PC.
  • PUBG is either a TPS or FPS game where you do random shit on a map!
  • If you ask people about PUBG some will kiss it's ass while others say it is a waste of time, just like all the other viral sensations.
  • He plays PUBG because 1. A ton of people asked him to do it since the summer and the main reason he hasn't is because it was a PC exclusive game and ton of PC players have said it was full of glitches and errors until recent, but only on high spec computers, it still sucks on average computers and we all know he can't play games at high quality while capturing on his own built supercomputer!
  • He consider it a good thing that he failed to reach the PUBG Patreon goal since he had so much to do then.
  • He dont understand why people are paying money for a game that isn't finished.
  • He paid for early access for The Happy Few and he thinks the game should be finished now since the got a ton of money in 2016, claim there is no release date for The Happy Few yet! (https://www.polygon.com/2017/8/16/1...lease-date-ps4-xbox-one-pc-gearbox-publishing)
  • The game can have a low frame rate and it is the developers responsibility to fix it from the start, before release, it is not the gamers or Microsoft job to adapt a old console for a new game.
  • The developers of PUBG are praying of people because they dont make the game run perfect with out bugs before launching it.
  • Goes after a person in the chat for mentioning that it is Microsoft's job to port the game to their console and not the devs, but since the developers makes tons of money it is only their responsibility according to Phil, Microsoft should say they dont want the game if they know it run like shit.
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  • Laught at how people have become in 2017 because they defend a game before he plays it!
  • He is going to give it a fair shot and have no predetermined mind about, despite a ton of people have claimed that it run bad.
  • Accused Epic Games, devs of Fortnite, to plagiarize PUBG in order to sell games.
  • Claim he might not play PUBG tomorrow if chat is borred with it and the game suck, he can easily do it since he have a ton of stuff he can do e.g. okami hd, Fighting EX Layer or umm... umm... LA Noir!
  • Will make a pol on friday about what multiplayer he will play on saturday.
  • Next week will be a mix between gameplay and holiday themed things such as his drunk marathon, Ask the King and WWE.
  • If you didn't know it by now, he was on a break last week!
  • Goes on a explenation rant about the new fee system on Patreon and how people dont know if they can pay their bills.
  • Math is strong with this guy, e.g. a person pledges $1 to him on Patreaon, the new fees make it so Patreon takes 60% of the dollar and Phil gets 30 cent...
  • Claim that Patreon always asked for feedback from everyone using it service up until the fee change and everyone just "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuh?".
  • Goes on a rant about how YT only does negative changes as a comparison to what Patreon did, claims he can easily name 25 bad changes on YT from the last 10 years, have already mentioned the demonatization and id match system, started out with how you cant custome your own channel page!
  • Accuses YT for twice having ruining advertisement on the channel in 2017 and destroyed business and forced people from their homes.
  • Claim that YT is running a "we know better than you" mentality and refuses to listen to feedback, despite concrete evidence of it being wrong!
  • Patreon dont do anything more than take free money in order to run their website, so they have no power to change how they run their business
  • Claim that people who dislikes his MGS 2-3 playthroughs are members of the rabid MGS fanbase and created KWO, TIHYDP, SoK and the rest for playthroughs he didn't take seriously. He will now try his best to take the game seriously. (He as gone from talking about the problem with Patreon to promoting his Patreon goal)
  • No claim that he is losing Patreon support because people dont wanna support Patreon.
  • If he only could get a thousand people to give him $1 a month.
  • The good news about Patreon is they wont change the fee system so if you wanna see him play MGS 2-3 next month pledge now and if you donate you get cool perks!
  • He want to stay in his house and make videos for everyone.
  • "I belive there is 31 days in december"...
  • He have a designer to create his 10 year online anniversy teespring merchs coming next year.
  • There are some people who only know how to get attention by being negative, just look at the videos they put out, drama, slander, insults and gossip and it is sad if that is everything they can put out during the holiday season.
  • He play games just to have fun and since he can have fun and not shit on game despite bad games during the holiday is great.
  • Claim that he dont know much about other YTers at all.
  • Never heard of The End is Nigh until today.
  • Plain hate is something that is not based on facts or logic, it is based on pure emotion. Dislike or critisism is "I think this can be improved in this way". There are two things called constructive critisism and destructive critisism, destructive critisism is like hate, saying something suck without giving advice on how to improve it, valid criticism is acknowledging a positive shortcoming or improvement and point out what it is and why it would be a good change, he could eg say fuck PUBG, it is a piece of shit that runs like crap and he dont wanna play it, but he will give it a fair chance since he isn't like that anymore.
  • He shit on Minecraft because he was uneducated on the subject and said thing just for the sake of saying it. Claim he become populare for talking shit without a reason 2008-2011. He plays PUBG today because he has changed over the years.
  • Asked to play PUBG in first persons, didnt know you could do that!
  • Thinks it is funny that Fortnite is free while PUBG cost $30.
  • If people see you tip or cheer DSP you will get a ton of messages from low life idiots, who you need to block and report to Twitch, goes on accusing them for swatting him, DDOS attacks, sending pizza to his house, false copyright strikes, register him for business mail and report him to the authority, claim that after falling out with Machinima the dectrators spammed every MCN telling them not to hire him since he is a pedohile and since they couldnt get to him they now go after his fans since this all they have time for and have horrible lifes.
  • Claim he dont know how much he need to pay for taxes until the end of january and it is when he has to pay them.
  • Now claim his relationship with the new girlfriend is on hold until he gets to keep his house.
  • Claim that everyone that tries to figure out who his new girlfriend is have no sociallife. (Please Phil, point at one of your friends for us, a close friend!)
  • Now claims Kimberly Brink is a recent made up twitter account out to trick people out of money.
  • Any man who have to pay for a woman is pathetic.
  • Consider himself charming and charismatic and women find him attractive.
  • His respons to people thinking pre-stream is to long!
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  • Anyone bored of the pre-stream, that wants him to play are trolls!
 
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Kamatsubu said:
I'm really getting tired of him blaming everything that is genuinely his fault and no one else's on the detractors. Even things that he did by himself offline with no way the detractors could interfere.

Anyways I kind of A-logged in that last response so I'm sorry about that. I lost my composure when I shouldn't have. I'm embarrassed that it happened.
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Nothing is ever his fault. What was the most recent one? he blamed the airline for his lack of sleep lol. Not him being a lazy motherfucker.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Nothing is ever his fault. What was the most recent one? he blamed the airline for his lack of sleep lol. Not him being a lazy motherfucker.
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Saying that it was the detractors that called the IRS on him, which got him into this tax situation to begin with and signed him up for those business magazines. If he could I bet he'd say that it was detractors that signed DSPCorp or whatever business name he used on all his accounts too.

He also claimed detractors went around to MCN's and sabotaged him that's why he couldn't get hired at any of them after Machinima. Despite the fact that it was more because of Phil being Phil that no one wanted to hire him
 
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He says it in a strange way when he mentions the escort.
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That's actually... really weird. Again, it's simply too good to be true, but his reaction to it is so forced. It's very easy to tell when Phil is legitimately sperging, and for some reason, he's faking it here. His incredulity is fake, his anger is fake and his laughing is fake. His heart just isn't in it. The real question is why.
 
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So let me get this straight. Let's go down the list, follow along if you'd like:

1. Phil and Deanna have been dating for about 6 months.
2. Phil continued to pay PandaLee's phone bill until recently.
3. Keeps all of PandaLee's shit in his house.
4. Says he NEEDS to keep the house on the grounds it could destroy his newly blossomed relationship if he had to move.
5. Deanna missed a connecting flight, implying she lives quite a distance away from him.
6. Now they are on a break until the house situation is resolved.

Color me a skeptic but I think Philly Boy isn't being completely True and Honest. I mean the dude clearly isn't playing with a full deck of cards but I think he's capable of throwing us a red herring. It just doesn't add up.
 
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