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DSP loves to say he's "busting my ass", it's a meme at this point. First example I remember was that infamous Layton vs. Wright prestream where he whined about low views & how he was "busting my ass" on the voice acting - which was cringey as fuck IMO, and clearly not "busting my ass".
Alas I never got a hard source on this, but people talked of late 2014 prestreams where DSP had something similar to 2015 & 2016's 'viewer wall' in which streams had to get 400 viewers or that playthrough wasn't worth streaming and went offline. In 2014 the rumour was DSP stated that if playthrough videos don't get 1K views in 24 hours, they weren't worth continuing. This likely explains dropping stuff like Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus and Sonic Boom WiiU.
If you're wondering, I'd argue the 2017 equivalent is a subtle 'income wall' where the Twitch streams have to pull in enough money, even more so if it's going to get ContentID claimed to justify the 'lost' YouTube ad revenue e.g. Mario Odyssey. DSP is however at least smart enough to not make that blatant. The most I've seen is a bunch of stream outros (and one break) where he'll note that it's been "slow" for Twitch income. Plus while I was archiving Mrhuth's vidme channel I saw his "WiP Begging" video, a clip from April 16th 2017's Week in Preview... DSP already noticed Twitch income slowing down in under 2 months since going 'full time streamer'. Video is timestamped to the 5+ minute clip starting at 16:20, also a highlight at 20:02 of "I've literally worked myself to the bone here."
DSP did not sound angry to me when I watched this prestream, he sounded smug - like he was enjoying these claims and had the attitude of 'these people are idiots, and are proving my point right now'. I won't be surprised if we see an 'answer' on Ask the King or part of the Christmas Day 'Christmas & Chill' essentially Hate Live video saying detractors are all idiots because they all believe this sort of stuff.

I don't want to touch this 'who is DSP's girlfriend?' shit with a 10 foot pole, no hard evidence. All I'll say is keeping a 'girlfriend' with these new backtax issues is ridiculous, and it can't justify keeping that house - if DSP wanted someone to move in with him, they could live in a one bedroom apartment & lose the tax writeoff status by not having a dedicated office room.
The only grace I'll give DSP is if he'd set up this December visit BEFORE he knew about the backtaxes and his financial situation got that much worse. I will assume this 'girlfriend' visited for the July, October and 'confirmed' December time off periods of a few days each.
That's nothing, that is likely just the current stack he or they were watching recently. He has a wall of BluRays in the kitchen, we've seen it in a few vlogs. I took these screencaps from the most recent example I could find, summer 2016 after the parents cleaned up. DSP even called it "my giant BluRay collection, right?". I also love the fact he has two more empty racks ready to fill with BluRays on the 'windowsill' looking into the living room.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, DSP talked at some point about giving all his DVDs to his dad before moving, and he thinks they were thrown away. So DSP likely had a LOT more than this before the move, remember he was on the "gravy train" in 2011/12 when BluRays were mainstream. Also DSP should have cancelled Netflix now - by my guess, the free month trial and the $25 giftcard he was given should have been spent in these 3? months. So he hadn't 'paid' for Netflix himself. WWE Network, Amazon Video (via Prime), now PSVue to replace cable TV, those he does pay for. He's also adamant about not paying for Crunchyroll or any other anime streaming service.
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That is a crap ton of Blurays no wonder he has no money. He is living like he is rich collecting things and blowing money on useless junk while he continues to ask beg for money. He has way more expensive shit than the average person living paycheck to paycheck like he claims. He is clearly lying about his financial situation.
 
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Did he specifically say that they were putting the relationship on hold, or did he just say something like "so, y'know, everything's kind of on hold right now until I'm sure I get to keep my house, okay?"? Because this might just be a DSPism run amok. If they actually are "on a break", it really activates the almonds.
He said it, but didn't get the "this is 100% true" feeling!
 
"You need to save my house."

"Why?"

"Uh... cuz I have a totally real girlfriend"

"Is she an escort?"

"HAHA WHAT OMG YOU'RE SUCH A BRAINDEAD LOSER WHO CLEARLY HAS NO LIFE ACK ACK ACK BY THE WAY WE'RE ON A BREAK NOW."

His outrage rings a little bit hollow to me.

The escort probably saw that phil posted a photo of her head

It occurs to me that maybe the reason he was only posting pics of the back of her head was because she insisted (as many escorts do) on no photography/recording of her but he juuuuuust couldn't resist sneaking pics while she wasn't looking to stick it to the detractors.
 
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DSP always takes the bait. He never seems to get that addressing it on a pre-stream won't make people suddenly stop doing the thing, but do it more. Even if the escort thing is proved to be wrong, which is highly likely, people will still accuse him of being with an escort just because they know it bugs him now
In fairness to Phil the way some of his more needy detractors are it doesn't matter how he addresses any given subject, whether it's admittance, denial or some vague answer whatever he says will always be twisted into proof of what that person wants the truth to be. He's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.
 
It occurs to me that maybe the reason he was only posting pics of the back of her head was because she insisted (as many escorts do) on no photography/recording of her but he juuuuuust couldn't resist sneaking pics while she wasn't looking to stick it to the detractors.

I don't think that's the case.

In his christmas tree gf-"montage" pic, he has 2 shots of her in the exact same position, just from 2 different angles.

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He probably just told her to hold that pose for a little bit and took some pics of her.
 
Wow, it seems I won't be able to hide from Phil even in Russian part of the Internet.
Context: The topic is about how broken PUBG on XBox, the thread is about how laggy movement and aiming look, the message is "Here's a guy playing and everything seems okay."
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Until the momemt she moves in with dsp and on camera, I believe he just hired someone to be his alibi gf so he can prove that he REALLY needs the money and he has a live.

Look at that picture on todays video. She is wearing a christmas hat. But according to dsp, they are together for 6 months? And they already met a couple of times? So why is that picture made while she was visting him in december? Why not earlier? Of course its possible, but makes you think...
 
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Fuck that picture that's turned around on the counter. Phil could have easily just chucked it somewhere before he started filming if he had the presence of mind to turn it around. It's just more troll bait from Phil. He WANTS this.

Phil wouldn't have him and Leanna pictures around the house if he was dating a girl for 6 months. Even if you're as lazy as Phil, having photos of your serious ex around 6 months after dating someone new is actually moronic.
 
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@Anyone who still doesn't believe she's trolling.
I can understand she's a troll, but I can't understand her motives. If it's to drum up business, why would anyone want to touch a girl that was with DSP? If it's to deflect attention from any other girls, she's only created a new detractor joke that's gonna last a lifetime. And if she was a detractor all along?

Then she was playing the longest game I've ever seen in my life and has my full admiration.
 
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