DarkSoulsPhil
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This is what I noticed. Guess I'm not autistic enough to chase this stupid gf story that won't go away and has involved some pretty obsessive behaviour.
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This is what I noticed. Guess I'm not autistic enough to chase this stupid gf story that won't go away and has involved some pretty obsessive behaviour.
KingjadVCMP
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Didn't takes long for topic to appear on the TKOH which brings up the images from here taken from Phil's video.
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He's really trying to shoehorn his new girlfriend to make people totally aware that she's real or whatever.
A lot of people post stuff on Instagram/Twitter to keep in touch with family/friends. Phil has already said his parents don't use computers at all, and from what we know of him he has very few friends, so the only reason can be ego.
"We're doing stuff upstairs"
"Every night we'd come down here for a few hours"
"So we would lay down here, and snuggle here, it was so nice and comfortable"
"My girlfriend is gone, so we've cleaned up ack ack ack ack what were you expecting to see in here"
Whether the escort story is true, or whether Phil actually has a real girlfriend or not, this paints the picture of someone who is extremely insecure. Phil was trying to tell everyone about how women like a man who has charisma.
Why is he trying so hard? Who is he trying to prove this all to?
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"Christmas themed hand soap"
I swear he buys the fucking dumbest shit I've ever heard of.
A lot of people post stuff on Instagram/Twitter to keep in touch with family/friends. Phil has already said his parents don't use computers at all, and from what we know of him he has very few friends, so the only reason can be ego.
"We're doing stuff upstairs"
"Every night we'd come down here for a few hours"
"So we would lay down here, and snuggle here, it was so nice and comfortable"
"My girlfriend is gone, so we've cleaned up ack ack ack ack what were you expecting to see in here"
Whether the escort story is true, or whether Phil actually has a real girlfriend or not, this paints the picture of someone who is extremely insecure. Phil was trying to tell everyone about how women like a man who has charisma.
Why is he trying so hard? Who is he trying to prove this all to?
Also
"Christmas themed hand soap"
I swear he buys the fucking dumbest shit I've ever heard of.
TheGoutinator
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The quality isn't good enough to really tell if it's Leanna or the new daughter/mother/maid/hooker/girlfriend. It does look like the girl is wearing a Santa hat, perhaps the same one shown in the start of the video. If it's a Christmas themed photo with Leanna, would he have kept it there all year? He wouldn't have the courtesy to remove it before the new girl seen it?
Either way, I just thought it was hilarious that he went out of his way to make sure the frame was turned around so we wouldn't see it, yet he still managed to get a shot of it in the video.
Nickmagoo01
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Well that is what manchildren do or else the hooker story wouldn't be so believable in the first place.
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I know someone brought this up before but it looks like Twitch is 'marketing' Phil's 'qualities' whenever he starts streaming:
Does Twitch let you make custom announcements? I searched for the "epic fail" etc text but couldn't find any other results, does anyone who watches other streams on Twitch get the same text for when other streamers start?
It looks like this "salty" tagline shit started on December 5th. I searched all the emails from Twitch and there aren no others like it.
Does Twitch let you make custom announcements? I searched for the "epic fail" etc text but couldn't find any other results, does anyone who watches other streams on Twitch get the same text for when other streamers start?
It looks like this "salty" tagline shit started on December 5th. I searched all the emails from Twitch and there aren no others like it.
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Twitch let's you make custom announcements, I saw a finnish streamer posting about it on his twitter some weeks ago.
JamFlowMan
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This whole "already one person" reeks of desperation. If you only went on a few dates with someone and they already started saying things like "our house" and "our Christmas tree" it would be moving way too fast. That would be for a person in the general area, add in the fact this person has to take two airplanes between her house and "our tree" it just multiples the cringe.
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In my official capacity as the supervisor of Autism, @BSV is now unbanned from this thread.
I'm not sure why he was banned in the first place (mainly because I'm not going to spend hours reading the backstory) but he is now unbanned.
This is an 'experiment' so if things don't work out great then it could change, however I feel its important that even though Phil's Twitch and forums are frequently a place where things get deleted with no explanation that we can at least be better than that.
I hope no one's feelings get hurt (and besides who doesn't want to hear the wise words of a Norwegian butler at times like these).
I'm not sure why he was banned in the first place (mainly because I'm not going to spend hours reading the backstory) but he is now unbanned.
This is an 'experiment' so if things don't work out great then it could change, however I feel its important that even though Phil's Twitch and forums are frequently a place where things get deleted with no explanation that we can at least be better than that.
I hope no one's feelings get hurt (and besides who doesn't want to hear the wise words of a Norwegian butler at times like these).
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>tfw sonic stole Pandalee from Phil and we didn't even know this entire time
kebab4you
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Considering it's Phil I doubt he took, printed and frame a picture during the week she was there. That got to be from earlier years. So Leanna.
Nickmagoo01
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It seems to me that he wants to attract more detractors. From what cult Phil has left, that's what gets these children to give him the most handouts.
There is a level of self awareness that Phil does possess. But it only goes so far. And you would think that if Phil wants to market on "fails" that he'd bring back his shitty cooking show and continue to flush bacon grease down the toilet and spill water pouring it into a fucking cup.
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I miss him
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i don't have the time or :autism: for it but would be curious to know how much money he admitted to spending on literal junk while his gf was there in the decorations vlog.
JackDavis
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$0, he kept it hidden because his current narrative is that he's supposed to be so poor he might lose his house.
EddyB43
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DSP loves to say he's "busting my ass", it's a meme at this point. First example I remember was that infamous Layton vs. Wright prestream where he whined about low views & how he was "busting my ass" on the voice acting - which was cringey as fuck IMO, and clearly not "busting my ass".
I think this is pretty telling of his mentality. How he feels if he loses this house it's a defeat and kind of in his eyes shows he's "not worthy" of a house he "earned" and basically admittance he's not making big money as he used to, that he can't be a part of that lifestyle anymore. And as we know, DSP isn't into defeat. He doesn't like losing. ...
I remember when he first started getting 2k views a video and he was panicking because he was gonna "GO OUT OF BUSINESS" now look at him, still in business and doing 500 - 1000 views a video. He's a very "The sky is falling" kind of guy. His house issue is never gonna be fixed. He needs to give up the house if he wants to stop being so stressed about it. It's just not worth it.
Alas I never got a hard source on this, but people talked of late 2014 prestreams where DSP had something similar to 2015 & 2016's 'viewer wall' in which streams had to get 400 viewers or that playthrough wasn't worth streaming and went offline. In 2014 the rumour was DSP stated that if playthrough videos don't get 1K views in 24 hours, they weren't worth continuing. This likely explains dropping stuff like Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus and Sonic Boom WiiU.
If you're wondering, I'd argue the 2017 equivalent is a subtle 'income wall' where the Twitch streams have to pull in enough money, even more so if it's going to get ContentID claimed to justify the 'lost' YouTube ad revenue e.g. Mario Odyssey. DSP is however at least smart enough to not make that blatant. The most I've seen is a bunch of stream outros (and one break) where he'll note that it's been "slow" for Twitch income. Plus while I was archiving Mrhuth's vidme channel I saw his "WiP Begging" video, a clip from April 16th 2017's Week in Preview... DSP already noticed Twitch income slowing down in under 2 months since going 'full time streamer'. Video is timestamped to the 5+ minute clip starting at 16:20, also a highlight at 20:02 of "I've literally worked myself to the bone here."
DSP did not sound angry to me when I watched this prestream, he sounded smug - like he was enjoying these claims and had the attitude of 'these people are idiots, and are proving my point right now'. I won't be surprised if we see an 'answer' on Ask the King or part of the Christmas Day 'Christmas & Chill' essentially Hate Live video saying detractors are all idiots because they all believe this sort of stuff.
I don't want to touch this 'who is DSP's girlfriend?' shit with a 10 foot pole, no hard evidence. All I'll say is keeping a 'girlfriend' with these new backtax issues is ridiculous, and it can't justify keeping that house - if DSP wanted someone to move in with him, they could live in a one bedroom apartment & lose the tax writeoff status by not having a dedicated office room.
The only grace I'll give DSP is if he'd set up this December visit BEFORE he knew about the backtaxes and his financial situation got that much worse. I will assume this 'girlfriend' visited for the July, October and 'confirmed' December time off periods of a few days each.
That's nothing, that is likely just the current stack he or they were watching recently. He has a wall of BluRays in the kitchen, we've seen it in a few vlogs. I took these screencaps from the most recent example I could find, summer 2016 after the parents cleaned up. DSP even called it "my giant BluRay collection, right?". I also love the fact he has two more empty racks ready to fill with BluRays on the 'windowsill' looking into the living room.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, DSP talked at some point about giving all his DVDs to his dad before moving, and he thinks they were thrown away. So DSP likely had a LOT more than this before the move, remember he was on the "gravy train" in 2011/12 when BluRays were mainstream. Also DSP should have cancelled Netflix now - by my guess, the free month trial and the $25 giftcard he was given should have been spent in these 3? months. So he hadn't 'paid' for Netflix himself. WWE Network, Amazon Video (via Prime), now PSVue to replace cable TV, those he does pay for. He's also adamant about not paying for Crunchyroll or any other anime streaming service.
DiabeticSP
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That is an absolute fuckton of bluray.
If he had half a brain hed have put them behind his couch against the wall as the kind of meme backdrop most "professional" content creators use.
You know the one, the big wall of game cases to show how serious they are about the vidya.
Or he can stack them along the floor like a hoarder, whatever.
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God, he's as thick as a brick. How hard would it have been to just put it face down?
ENHANCE!
THERE IT IS!
Also, I wonder if his overblown "woe is me, I have to eat a hungry man for thanksgiving" bit was an attempt to get pity points from this chick?
On the topic of DSP in general, he reminds me of those old stories of a miser who lives out in a shack in the middle of nowhere, who everyone hates because he's so unfriendly. Then he dies and it turns out he has stacks of money under his bed or buried in his yard. It doesn't matter if DSP is secretly making 100k a year, he's still a miserable old hermit with no real friends.
Nickmagoo01
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If he is so hurting for money, why doesn't he sell that shit and pirate his movies?
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It's almost like he's full of shit from top to bottom, and has been continuously setting up convenient narratives to manipulate his gullible fans despite subtle yet meaningful evidence that he's not in financial troubles.
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