DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KingjadVCMP]

Good news guys, Thatdogguy cites kiwifarms.net as a reliable source of information. For the record, we know very little except a long-time twitter follower of Phil who's apparently an escort is tweeting at a suspicious time which has raised eyebrows - nothing more for now.

 

[xWorst_Pon]

Good news guys, Thatdogguy cites kiwifarms.net as a reliable source of information.

First, they despise everything what's going on here and even shame other members for coming to KF, but then visit the site themselves to see what we're thinking.
Hypocrisy at its best.

 

[OneDaySon]

The problem is, as someone else in here already pointed out, Phil is playing the shitty 10fps console version. There will be a visual representation of Phil's deck of excuses playing out on screen.

And you know he's gonna use that for his general opinion for PUBG so to him ALL of PUBG is laggy and you'll be a MORON for liking that laggy piece of shit game.

 

[Dragoonism]

Remember when he asked 1250 dollars to play the better version for 7 hours? Now he is gonna play the shitty version for 7 hours.

He nearly got it, but didn't, and then just pocket the money and waited until he could play the game for "free"!

That was basically the only reason I stayed up so long for his stream today.

My guess is he will ragequit it after 1-2 hours and start the Arika Fighting Game-beta early.

Also stayed up to see it.
I dont think he will rage quit it that fast, but he will be raging!

Nothing will ever match WoW for being such a beautiful clusterfuck.

I actually expect PUBG to be really boring as Phil will simply hide until he gets shot, repeat.

Plus with stream chat to explain mechanics like the blue wall I don't really see a ton of salt potential outside of him bitching about getting shot.

The salt will be much less given the chat, but when he runs around with only a pistol or a shotgun and someone snips him...
He will probably try to camp, but the blue wall will force him out, doubt he will come close to a chicken dinner!

 

[PoopMagnet]

Nothing will ever match WoW for being such a beautiful clusterfuck.

I actually expect PUBG to be really boring as Phil will simply hide until he gets shot, repeat.

Plus with stream chat to explain mechanics like the blue wall I don't really see a ton of salt potential outside of him bitching about getting shot.

Yeah but he still made out like a champ with that. He got paid, pitied, and tipped even more to play a free game. Dude never played past the lvl 20 cap, so he didn't pay for any subs or expansions to the game. Plus, all the trolling gave him more views in the long run. Dude really would have done even better with that play through if he didn't try to push the trolls away and just interacted with them. Then again, that would require not being up your own ass, probably hard for the man to do.

 

[Collections Agent]

He will spend 3x the necessary time trying to equip things, die in menus, then rage that you have to spend time equipping things.

Then he will just start doing his fake laugh and commiting suicide a bunch or "intentionally" losing fights to "troll" people.

Then he will start running straight for the middle so he can camp and 90% of the time he will get shot en route, sigh, say the game sucks, then start another game.

 

[Dragoonism]

He will spend 3x the necessary time trying to equip things, die in menus, then rage that you have to spend time equipping things.

Then he will just start doing his fake laugh and commiting suicide a bunch or "intentionally" losing fights to "troll" people.

Then he will start running straight for the middle so he can camp and 90% of the time he will get shot en route, sigh, say the game sucks, then start another game.

Let's not forget that he will need to jump out of a plane, in the beginning he will jump out with a bunch of others and while they pick up and equip the weapons they find, he is going to be asking stream chat how to play the game!

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil's life is so empty that he seems to have gotten PTSD from a flight delay:

(and no before anyone asks he's not tweeting in fucking Filipino there's a god damn issue because I clicked on some stupid twitter link and now twitter loads in Filipino)

 

[Nickmagoo01]

Phil's life is so empty that he seems to have gotten PTSD from a flight delay:
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(and no before anyone asks he's not tweeting in fucking Filipino there's a god damn issue because I clicked on some stupid twitter link and now twitter loads in Filipino)

I read this as Phil knowing what Kimbarlie is doing and trying to bait responses about it.

Edit: Bare in mind, this shit show isn't even 24 hours old yet. People just tuning into this are going to want to get their jabs in.

 

[OneDaySon]

I think this is pretty telling of his mentality. How he feels if he loses this house it's a defeat and kind of in his eyes shows he's "not worthy" of a house he "earned" and basically admittance he's not making big money as he used to, that he can't be a part of that lifestyle anymore. And as we know, DSP isn't into defeat. He doesn't like losing. But it's gotten to the point that he's so clouded by the idea he has to keep this house and losing it would mean defeat that he's forgotten to think "Do I really need this house?" or "Is it really worth the effort and the frustration I'm going through?" and it's not. It'd be so much more easier just to give up the house and find a one bedroom place that's cheaper and smaller so he doesn't have to clean an entire house. But he's too afraid to go through that "I've lost my house" event. What he's also not realising is as long as he keeps the house, he'll constantly have to fight for it and it'll just give him misery, while if he moves out he'll be happier.

Yeah it'll wound his "pride" which is the worst thing for DSP as we've seen the lengths he'll go to, lying and defending himself just so his ego isn't bruised but still. Okay, the tax stuff is sorted, what then? Before the tax stuff he was still begging for money constantly and trying to save his house because he constantly had to pay bills. That's not gonna go away with the taxes, he'll still have to go through that. Though its more than likely that was an exaggeration on his behalf, before he couldn't lose the house he was just playing it up, now he really can. DSP tends to do that.

I remember when he first started getting 2k views a video and he was panicking because he was gonna "GO OUT OF BUSINESS" now look at him, still in business and doing 500 - 1000 views a video. He's a very "The sky is falling" kind of guy. His house issue is never gonna be fixed. He needs to give up the house if he wants to stop being so stressed about it. It's just not worth it.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

I think this is pretty telling of his mentality. How he feels if he loses this house it's a defeat and kind of in his eyes shows he's "not worthy" of a house he "earned" and basically admittance he's not making big money as he used to, that he can't be a part of that lifestyle anymore. And as we know, DSP isn't into defeat. He doesn't like losing. But it's gotten to the point that he's so clouded by the idea he has to keep this house and losing it would mean defeat that he's forgotten to think "Do I really need this house?" or "Is it really worth the effort and the frustration I'm going through?" and it's not. It'd be so much more easier just to give up the house and find a one bedroom place that's cheaper and smaller so he doesn't have to clean an entire house. But he's too afraid to go through that "I've lost my house" event. What he's also not realising is as long as he keeps the house, he'll constantly have to fight for it and it'll just give him misery, while if he moves out he'll be happier.

I honestly don't get it at all. Phil makes enough money that he could live actually quite well in a 1 bedroom apartment. Heck he probably could lower his streaming schedule down a bit and actually have a life outside the internet.

But no, it's completely about the house. A kitchen he doesn't use. A bedroom filled with his ex's crap, that he doesn't use. A bathroom he probably doesn't use. And the living room, office, and bedroom could easily become one room.

 

[neger psykolog]

Fuck paying her for sex. I want to marry her. She's doing a fine effort to fuck with people, only wish she'd put in some sort of Leanna joke or something about how pathetic it is to play with yourself in your home office.

If you're reading this Kimberlie, then please add Gout to the list of STDs people should test themselves for. We care about your health and gout is a serious illness.

 

[OneDaySon]

I honestly don't get it at all. Phil makes enough money that he could live actually quite well in a 1 bedroom apartment. Heck he probably could lower his streaming schedule down a bit and actually have a life outside the internet.

But no, it's completely about the house. A kitchen he doesn't use. A bedroom filled with his ex's crap, that he doesn't use. A bathroom he probably doesn't use. And the living room, office, and bedroom could easily become one room.

He could live really well in a 1 bedroom apartment. With enough he makes, thats his money issues out the window completely. He'd be able to live comfortably and with less stress because he'll be paying much less and keeping much more which he can piss away as he usually does. He doesn't make enough for one man in a three bedroom house, but he makes way more than a guy in an apartment. He did recording and shit in his condo for years so he can easily put everything in the living room. If he's desperate for an "office" just get a two bedroom apartment, one can be the office. He can afford that too. All of his problems go away by giving up the house and the condo and using that money for an apartment. If he just gets rid of both, he'll have enough money to buy one. Who cares if they're going up in price and he can sell it for more in a few years as he's been saying, he can afford an apartment by selling them right now already. Whats the con? He has to accept defeat and give up the house? People think he's failing already anyways from constantly begging on the internet so he's the only one that cares.

 

[harbinger]

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Fuck paying her for sex. I want to marry her. She's doing a fine effort to fuck with people, only wish she'd put in some sort of Leanna joke or something about how pathetic it is to play with yourself in your home office.

If you're reading this Kimberlie, then please add Gout to the list of STDs people should test themselves for. We care about your health and gout is a serious illness.

If this is a troll job, she’s pulling out all the stops.

I guess we might get some sort of confirmation or more trolling in about a month. Teasing the big January reveal as well.

 

[Dragoonism]

I think this is pretty telling of his mentality. How he feels if he loses this house it's a defeat and kind of in his eyes shows he's "not worthy" of a house he "earned" and basically admittance he's not making big money as he used to, that he can't be a part of that lifestyle anymore. And as we know, DSP isn't into defeat. He doesn't like losing. But it's gotten to the point that he's so clouded by the idea he has to keep this house and losing it would mean defeat that he's forgotten to think "Do I really need this house?" or "Is it really worth the effort and the frustration I'm going through?" and it's not. It'd be so much more easier just to give up the house and find a one bedroom place that's cheaper and smaller so he doesn't have to clean an entire house. But he's too afraid to go through that "I've lost my house" event. What he's also not realising is as long as he keeps the house, he'll constantly have to fight for it and it'll just give him misery, while if he moves out he'll be happier.

Yeah it'll wound his "pride" which is the worst thing for DSP as we've seen the lengths he'll go to, lying and defending himself just so his ego isn't bruised but still. Okay, the tax stuff is sorted, what then? Before the tax stuff he was still begging for money constantly and trying to save his house because he constantly had to pay bills. That's not gonna go away with the taxes, he'll still have to go through that. Though its more than likely that was an exaggeration on his behalf, before he couldn't lose the house he was just playing it up, now he really can. DSP tends to do that.

I remember when he first started getting 2k views a video and he was panicking because he was gonna "GO OUT OF BUSINESS" now look at him, still in business and doing 500 - 1000 views a video. He's a very "The sky is falling" kind of guy. His house issue is never gonna be fixed. He needs to give up the house if he wants to stop being so stressed about it. It's just not worth it.

He been bragging about that house since before he moved in, he have always seen it as a proof of his success!

I honestly don't get it at all. Phil makes enough money that he could live actually quite well in a 1 bedroom apartment. Heck he probably could lower his streaming schedule down a bit and actually have a life outside the internet.

But no, it's completely about the house. A kitchen he doesn't use. A bedroom filled with his ex's crap, that he doesn't use. A bathroom he probably doesn't use. And the living room, office, and bedroom could easily become one room.

The bigger the house is the more proof of how successful he is!

@neger psykolog I just find it questionable that she has a less than 1 year old child, supposedly about 6 months old, and goes away for long periods of time, babies needs to be breastfed for about 6 months before you start with making them accustomed to baby food and that takes about another 6 months. Either she don't have a child or she is very neglecting of it!

 

[xWorst_Pon]

Fuck paying her for sex. I want to marry her. She's doing a fine effort to fuck with people, only wish she'd put in some sort of Leanna joke or something about how pathetic it is to play with yourself in your home office.

"Tired of women who behave nymphomaniacal even though you went the extra mile and got engaged hoping to end her craving for the D? Tired of pesky significant others who don't understand you have to work in your office all day?
Tired of masturbating on the job cause your daughter had a breakdown and is in the hospital again?

Try the GirlfriendExperience and stick it to all the sociopathic detractors using multiple instagram pictures and photoshots from the back!"

 

[SilkyEnigma]

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Fuck paying her for sex. I want to marry her. She's doing a fine effort to fuck with people, only wish she'd put in some sort of Leanna joke or something about how pathetic it is to play with yourself in your home office.

If you're reading this Kimberlie, then please add Gout to the list of STDs people should test themselves for. We care about your health and gout is a serious illness.

Alright, this is God Tier Trolling now. I haven't seen good quality trolling like this in a while.

And now we know that it isnt just some one handling her Twitter if things are being changed on her website too.

Im impressed.

 

[xWorst_Pon]

If this is a troll job, she’s pulling out all the stops.

She actually made a mistake with this tweet. At first, she posted that she would be back on the East Coast in January again, but deleted the tweet afterwards:

Saved it here in case she deletes one of the tweets.

My guess:
She fucked up her trolling. Either wanted to hint at or away from Phil by saying she'll go to the East Coast again, then noticed that Phil doesn't live there anymore and posted a replacement tweet.

EDIT: Sure enough, she deleted the tweet with the East Coast part.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Could it be possible that it's a long-running detractor who is thriving with the opportunity that's presented itself after so much invested time? That's a lot of effort! Even got their own website haha

 

[neger psykolog]

true & honest