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Is it just me or can you actually see her car leaning?
She also hoovered a large portion of onion rings- Harvey's offers a regular and large, while talking, in about 3 minutes.
If anyone's curious about some local colour:
Where does she actually live? Gatineau, Quebec. Canada's capital, Ottawa, is located on the south/west bank of the Ottawa river, within the province of Ontario. On the other side of the river is Quebec, and Gatineau is the amalgamation of Hull, Aylmer, and numerous small towns around it. Collectively, they form the National Capital Region.
If you're from Ottawa and have money, and don't feel like driving to Sharbot Lake, you probably have a cottage in the Gatineau Hills. The city of Gatineau is miserable- other than a couple museums, there are only a couple reasons anyone goes there. The first is that Quebec's drinking age is 18 and Ontario's is 19, and Quebec allows convenience stores to sell liquor and beer, and Ontario does not. The other reason is that Quebec has subsidized daycare and Ontario doesn't, so many government employees with young families live there.
How does she find all these African men?
It's because West Africa was historically colonized by the French and Belgians, who left behind a lot of French speakers. Senegal is a former French colony, and Quebec and Senegal are both members of La Francophonie, so most Senegalese pass Quebec's draconian language requirements. Bibi's dad, as was mentioned earlier, is in academia and there are 2 universities in Ottawa, and tonnes of jobs with bilingualism as a requirement. Even the old school, Pur Laine (literally Pure Wool) Quebecquois don't really care about "ethnics" as long as they speak French and don't wear veils.
If she doesn't work, how can she afford all this food?
I have no idea. She's probably scamming the taxpayer for disability as well as EI, and Quebec tends to be more generous with welfare than Ontario, and especially the Prairie provinces. Fast food is also a lot more expensive in Canada than in the USA, and portions are generally smaller, so she "doubles up" more.
And for local chains:
Ottawa's post-bar food of choice is shawarma, owing in no small part to Ottawa's large Lebanese and Arab community. Even smothered in creamy garlic sauce, it's still healthier than most of what Chantal eats.
Pizza Pizza is really nasty pizza. It's ketchup on cardboard topped with melted plastic wrap. They're everywhere and sponsor everything, so it's the NCR's pizza of last resort. Even Hamilton has better pizza because there's a huge Italian community there.
Harvey's is a burger place that straddles the gap between true fast food and a "better burger" place. The patties are frozen and you go to a counter to order, but the burgers themselves are grilled on a real grill to order, and you choose the toppings like Subway.
The Works is a goofy-shit-on-the-walls place that specializes in very large themed burgers and milkshakes.
Oh, and as of last year, all restaurants in Ontario are legally required to display calorie counts and a sign saying that adults are suggested to consume about 2000 per day and children 1500 calories
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