Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

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Everything Mysterywoman said was completely fabricated by a Dutch couple who operated catfishing accounts on a decade long scale:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...axy-productions-brendab1971-patrick31vw.38531

Read the last post for closing information about this thread:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mystery-womans-story.37371/page-320#post-2970586

(none of the below post by mystery woman has been changed)
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Let me tell you guys a little bit about DipShitPhill in real life.

I have seen him 3 times and the 3 times i been with him were MEH.

For Starters sleeping next to him is a living hell if you dont bring ear plugs, he snores like a freaking Monster, His breath smells as if he hasnt brushed his teeth in forever. Then there are the strange most irritating noises that he makes when he sleeps almost like a constant growl very irritating to say the least. You thought the snorting on streams is bad well dont go sleeping next to him.

Now for someone who says that he has a tight budget because of so many financial problems, I sure as hell havent noticed anything about that, because first off all he took me out to dinner a lot and it was always at fancy restaurants where the cheapest meal is like 25 bucks and we had something in between costing like 45 bucks a meal each.
The only couple times we went to a fast food restaurant he ordered 2 complete meals for himself and 1 for me so again not cheap and why 2 meals is actually beyond my understanding but ok maybe a big eater.

Now for his shopping habit, We been to Ikea a couple times one of his favorite stores, when this guy shops he really shops as if there is no tomorrow. Everything he sees and likes he has to get and i mean everything.

Last time we went shopping at Target it was like O this ornamant would look really good there hmm there are 3 kinds that one is cheaper so it must not be as good as the more expensive one so lets just get that one because if I get the cheaper one it probably breaks fast and i want it to last a couple seasons. And so he went out and bought over a 200 bucks on ornaments some costing over 40 bucks a peice if i remember correctly, no offcourse he didnt show those on his Christmas Tour around his house because what would his viewers say if they would see those and look up the price tags on them.

He also bought a bunch of new Blue Rays because he wanted to watch some movies together, now you guys probably all know that those aint cheap now imagine a little kid in a candy store seeing blue rays, yes that is DipShitPhill he is like a kid going to a toy store so the ones he wants he has to get no matter the cost.

To make the story about shopping not too long you guys get the point by now he is a shopping addict and i mean really addicted to shopping, im not even mentioning the things he orders online.

But anyway we went out and did some things together not going to detailed here but for the weekends I visited he must have spend around 800 bucks a weekend atleast if not more even and I was only with him for weekends now can you imagine what he would spend in a week ?

And then he suppose to have bad credit if that was true then why spend so much on things you dont really need at all sure its nice to get these things and to give me things but hey if your short on cash then why spend money you dont have.

Seen a lot of you guys talk about Leanna and her stuff still being there, yes i can confirm there is still stuf stored from her there, when i asked him about it he said he didnt come around to it yet because he was too busy with his work which is gaming and his addiction shopping. He said he is going to send her stuff up to her new address as soon as he can he wants to get the room empty and her stuff out.

Now the Picture Frame, im not sure which one he filmed because you cant see but he has 3 different ones, one with Leanna and him, one with Me and Him and one with him and some other lady who could be his mom. Phill places things in certain spots on purpose and then acts like he accidently filmed it, in my opionion after spending those 3 weekends with him and him talking about his haters the reason he does that is to try and outsmart you guys. Not really working but hey leave him in his fantasy that he is smart.

His gameroom or his office as he calls it is his sanctuary i was only allowed in there to help him with some decorations but after that it was out the door and the door closed. Must be his mancave.

Now for the kitchen things, yes we did eat at his hous but that was like once and I cooked for him because he said he doesnt like cooking as much and wanted me to cook for him, fine by me but if I remember his streams didnt he say a lot of times that he actually like cooking ? So no idea if he tried to fool me and hoped i didnt remember but whatever you know I didnt mind cooking and it was only once. Btw. I had to wash some pans first because no idea how he cleans but pans with leftover food stained at the bottom no way i will use that so had to scrub the pan first before using it.

Now let me spill the beans and sausage here regarding DipShipPhill his tiny instrument, yes he is a man, he has a dick, but my o my i should have brought a magnifying glass because when fully erect if you can even call it erect it was hardly 4 inches long and not very pleasurable but I gues that was what he was born with so cant blame him for that. He is however a quick squirter because sex didnt last long. A couple minutes at most so not very pleasurable for me. No idea how leanna lasted that long with him but im sure she had more then enough toys to satisfy her while he was busy gaming ahem working.

I will leave it at this for now but there is more then enough info I can give about his personal life and habits, but if you ask me in my honost opinion if Phill really has financial problems i would have to say no, not the way he spends money as if its bread crumbs. O one more thing when i asked during a little shopping trip if he had the money to buy something he remarked, O dont worry baby i have money incoming soon from my Patreons. Said enough for me.

Also im not saying he doesnt have another Girlfriend but I highly doubt it but who knows I only been there 3 times and never seen another woman there or any evidence that there has been another woman there for monthssss.

I will be on here more often now that i found the place to be where i can speak without having to keep quiet and still be somewhat anonymous although im sure some can make a pretty good gues who i am.
 
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....Maybe Phil did a smart thing, and when he had the money, actually paid shit off and so while the IRS thing was a blow, it wasn't nearly so bad as we think. Huh, what WOULD his monthly income look like if he did not have the mortgage payment to pay for the last year or 18 months? Mortgage and condo right?

So what if, aside from property taxes, he wasn't making those monthly payments? How much spare income would that be? It's either that or he is extra fucking stupid.
 
Let me tell you guys a little bit about DipShitPhill in real life.

I have seen him 3 times and the 3 times i been with him were MEH.

For Starters sleeping next to him is a living hell if you dont bring ear plugs, he snores like a freaking Monster, His breath smells as if he hasnt brushed his teeth in forever. Then there are the strange most irritating noises that he makes when he sleeps almost like a constant growl very irritating to say the least. You thought the snorting on streams is bad well dont go sleeping next to him.

Now for someone who says that he has a tight budget because of so many financial problems, I sure as hell havent noticed anything about that, because first off all he took me out to dinner a lot and it was always at fancy restaurants where the cheapest meal is like 25 bucks and we had something in between costing like 45 bucks a meal each.
The only couple times we went to a fast food restaurant he ordered 2 complete meals for himself and 1 for me so again not cheap and why 2 meals is actually beyond my understanding but ok maybe a big eater.

Now for his shopping habit, We been to Ikea a couple times one of his favorite stores, when this guy shops he really shops as if there is no tomorrow. Everything he sees and likes he has to get and i mean everything.

Last time we went shopping at Target it was like O this ornamant would look really good there hmm there are 3 kinds that one is cheaper so it must not be as good as the more expensive one so lets just get that one because if I get the cheaper one it probably breaks fast and i want it to last a couple seasons. And so he went out and bought over a 200 bucks on ornaments some costing over 40 bucks a peice if i remember correctly, no offcourse he didnt show those on his Christmas Tour around his house because what would his viewers say if they would see those and look up the price tags on them.

He also bought a bunch of new Blue Rays because he wanted to watch some movies together, now you guys probably all know that those aint cheap now imagine a little kid in a candy store seeing blue rays, yes that is DipShitPhill he is like a kid going to a toy store so the ones he wants he has to get no matter the cost.

To make the story about shopping not too long you guys get the point by now he is a shopping addict and i mean really addicted to shopping, im not even mentioning the things he orders online.

But anyway we went out and did some things together not going to detailed here but for the weekends I visited he must have spend around 800 bucks a weekend atleast if not more even and I was only with him for weekends now can you imagine what he would spend in a week ?

And then he suppose to have bad credit if that was true then why spend so much on things you dont really need at all sure its nice to get these things and to give me things but hey if your short on cash then why spend money you dont have.

Seen a lot of you guys talk about Leanna and her stuff still being there, yes i can confirm there is still stuf stored from her there, when i asked him about it he said he didnt come around to it yet because he was too busy with his work which is gaming and his addiction shopping. He said he is going to send her stuff up to her new address as soon as he can he wants to get the room empty and her stuff out.

Now the Picture Frame, im not sure which one he filmed because you cant see but he has 3 different ones, one with Leanna and him, one with Me and Him and one with him and some other lady who could be his mom. Phill places things in certain spots on purpose and then acts like he accidently filmed it, in my opionion after spending those 3 weekends with him and him talking about his haters the reason he does that is to try and outsmart you guys. Not really working but hey leave him in his fantasy that he is smart.

His gameroom or his office as he calls it is his sanctuary i was only allowed in there to help him with some decorations but after that it was out the door and the door closed. Must be his mancave.

Now for the kitchen things, yes we did eat at his hous but that was like once and I cooked for him because he said he doesnt like cooking as much and wanted me to cook for him, fine by me but if I remember his streams didnt he say a lot of times that he actually like cooking ? So no idea if he tried to fool me and hoped i didnt remember but whatever you know I didnt mind cooking and it was only once. Btw. I had to wash some pans first because no idea how he cleans but pans with leftover food stained at the bottom no way i will use that so had to scrub the pan first before using it.

Now let me spill the beans and sausage here regarding DipShipPhill his tiny instrument, yes he is a man, he has a dick, but my o my i should have brought a magnifying glass because when fully erect if you can even call it erect it was hardly 4 inches long and not very pleasurable but I gues that was what he was born with so cant blame him for that. He is however a quick squirter because sex didnt last long. A couple minutes at most so not very pleasurable for me. No idea how leanna lasted that long with him but im sure she had more then enough toys to satisfy her while he was busy gaming ahem working.

I will leave it at this for now but there is more then enough info I can give about his personal life and habits, but if you ask me in my honost opinion if Phill really has financial problems i would have to say no, not the way he spends money as if its bread crumbs. O one more thing when i asked during a little shopping trip if he had the money to buy something he remarked, O dont worry baby i have money incoming soon from my Patreons. Said enough for me.

Also im not saying he doesnt have another Girlfriend but I highly doubt it but who knows I only been there 3 times and never seen another woman there or any evidence that there has been another woman there for monthssss.

I will be on here more often now that i found the place to be where i can speak without having to keep quiet and still be somewhat anonymous although im sure some can make a pretty good gues who i am.

Hey gorl quick question - what did you FUCKING expect by dating DSP?
 
I have seen him 3 times and the 3 times i been with him were MEH
While you may have dated DSP, are we sure you’re not just talking for the sake of talking. Trying to make DSP look worse than he already is? :optimistic: We know DSP does awful things, but how much of this is actual truths.

You could be telling the 100% truth, I was just wondering
 
While you may have dated DSP, are we sure you’re not just talking for the sake of talking. Trying to make DSP look worse than he already is? :optimistic: We know DSP does awful things, but how much of this is actual truths.

You could be telling the 100% truth, I was just wondering

To be honest I dont give damn who believes it or not, I came here to get it of my chest and thats it. You can take it for what it is believe it or not all your choice and your own right to do so. For me personally i really dont give a fuck and as some might know or suspect who i am then you should already know that i really dont give a fuck what people say or think so take it as you want, you can throw a few smirks to him like hey Dipshit do you like your Tidey Whiteys, how was the 8 dollar steak, how was the 2 fast food meals you consumed one after another or any other things i posted in little comments. really i dont care and leave it at that.
 
Could be Phil himself trying to gain more sympathy points by going "look at my detractors pretending to be my girlfriend" to his fans. A stretch but he's been very self-critical in past playing jackbox games, so this somewhat scathing post I'll just consider like a parody for now.

Also have no idea how @Null could verify anything about it
 
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