Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[neger psykolog]

Let's assume all of this happened, including phone conversations.

My god, this may be the toughest month this fat idiot will ever have to deal with. He cannot help himself about revealing bad shit that's happening to him. Now imagine him trying to say he needs even more money in all of this. All while trying his best to not reveal that he hired a prostitute to pretend to be his girlfriend.

Also don't forget that all of this speculation is purely because he couldn't shut up. His own supporters repeatedly told him to shut up. I began making moves to move the discussion away from "da gf" and he still manages to further be exceptional by posting more shit to Instagram as well as making a needlessly detailed walkthrough of his house.

Even if this all ends up being false somehow (which I'm thinking won't happen because its extremely hard to prove/disprove) he's the one that opened the door to all this shit.

He can talk shit about detractors all day long, but when he sits there are continues to reveal shit he does nothing but bring himself problems.

 

[Near]

He really can't shut his god damn mouth. And it'll really doom him

 

[neger psykolog]

He really can't shut his god damn mouth. And it'll really doom him

And we all know this isn't the first time its happened either. He either really feeds off the attention or he's extremely dumb. I still can't figure it out so I'm guessing its probably a bit of both.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The best part is that one of three things now happens

1. Phil pays her off and the next day she disappears (hopefully with at least a partng blow) and Phil magically is happy as can be and back to his 90 minute pre-streams the next day, smug as can be. This proves he paid off the escort.

2. As the deadline approaches Phil begins drunk tweeting passive aggressively. He may or may not outright say what's going on, but just like any other 'crisis' in his life it'll be pretty obvious what has him up drinking gin at 3 am. This proves he paid an escort.

3. Phil doesn't pay at all and she outs him. This proves he paid an escort.

 

[BenShapiro]

So, what's worse... Hiring an escort to do a fake girlfriend simulator or just making up a fictional girl entirely?

I think most of us speculated that his girlfriend was just made up and he was trying to get pity bucks. "I need money because I won't be able to keep this house and invite her over. And muh taxes. " I'm still on the fence with the story but it's all so hilarious nonetheless. DSP will always makes things worse. It's in his name and nature. I'm sure he'll slip during his prestreams and basically confirm it. He almost already did.

 

[neger psykolog]

So, what's worse... Hiring an escort to do a fake girlfriend simulator or just making up a fictional girl entirely?

I think most of us speculated that his girlfriend was just made up and he was trying to get pity bucks. "I need money because I won't be able to keep this house and invite her over. And muh taxes. " I'm still on the fence with the story but it's all so hilarious nonetheless. DSP will always makes things worse. It's in his name and nature. I'm sure he'll slip during his prestreams and basically confirm it. He almost already did.

What's worse is finding a female companion of any variety and telling the wide public about it when you're a public-facing figure who's last female companion had huge issues because she was known to the general public.

And I'm not saying it should be banned to say something like "so I met a girl and we're going on a small trip for a few days, i'm going to take a small break and i'll catch you guys later." way, but in a "This is my new true & honest girlfriend that i'm not going to tell you anything about, look she has red hair, look a picture frame, look we baked some stuff together, look her flight got delayed".

What's even worse is that if this is all true, that means he tried to shortchange a "female companion' with whom he had signed an NDA. I personally don't expect anything less from the guy who did a 15 minute unboxing video with a fire alarm sounding and never actually opened the box.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Anyway, here's the real question. Where do escorts usually go to dox their deadbeat clients, and can we get a link?

 

[Sparkletor]

The best part is that one of three things now happens

1. Phil pays her off and the next day she disappears (hopefully with at least a partng blow) and Phil magically is happy as can be and back to his 90 minute pre-streams the next day, smug as can be. This proves he paid off the escort.

2. As the deadline approaches Phil begins drunk tweeting passive aggressively. He may or may not outright say what's going on, but just like any other 'crisis' in his life it'll be pretty obvious what has him up drinking gin at 3 am. This proves he paid an escort.

3. Phil doesn't pay at all and she outs him. This proves he paid an escort.

This is dark and may be inappropriate, but someone with Phil's mental illnesses does run the risk of suicide. I CAN'T get a real job. I CAN'T lose my house. Not my fault. Nothing I could do!
He (in my opinion) has at least narcissistic personality disorder and possibly antisocial personality disorder and borderline personality disorder if not also depression/dysthymia or anxiety. These are not diseases, they cannot be cured. They can be treated, but like an addiction they never go away. There is a possibility that if everything is on the line Phil will not seek help and better his mental health
He'll take the easy way out and die a martyr. If only for the publicity of having his name live on as the average gamer driven to suicide by internet haters. "Best Street Fighter Player Killed by Detractors"

 

[BIgBadWolf]

So, what's worse... Hiring an escort to do a fake girlfriend simulator or just making up a fictional girl entirely?

I think most of us speculated that his girlfriend was just made up and he was trying to get pity bucks. "I need money because I won't be able to keep this house and invite her over. And muh taxes. " I'm still on the fence with the story but it's all so hilarious nonetheless. DSP will always makes things worse. It's in his name and nature. I'm sure he'll slip during his prestreams and basically confirm it. He almost already did.

This made me think, if he'd moved back to connecticut, the plane ticket would've being less expansive.
Also, for the money he (should've) paid, he could've moved back to the East Coast. Talk about priorities.

 

[Sparkletor]

This made me think, if he'd moved back to connecticut, the plane ticket would've being less expansive.
Also, for the money he (should've) paid, he could've moved back to the East Coast. Talk about priorities.

Are you stupid!? Winter is horrible in Connecticut. There is ice and Phil could slip and fall. Not worth it dood

 

[WW 635]

For that which befalleth the lolcow befalleth the kiwi; even one thing befalleth them: as the one is doxed, so is doxed the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a kiwi hath no preeminence above a lolcow: for all is vanity. All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.

Verily the subforum shall run red with the doxes of the unbelievers and blasphemers. Their souls, weeping for their lost social media accounts, shall mourn the day they opposed the gods. A blight on their internet presence.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Are you stupid!? Winter is horrible in Connecticut. There is ice and Phil could slip and fall. Not worth it dood

Also his back, honestly.

Remember? If it gets too cold his back gets even worse.... somehow.

 

[Collections Agent]

This is dark and may be inappropriate, but someone with Phil's mental illnesses does run the risk of suicide. I CAN'T get a real job. I CAN'T lose my house. Not my fault. Nothing I could do!
He (in my opinion) has at least narcissistic personality disorder and possibly antisocial personality disorder and borderline personality disorder if not also depression/dysthymia or anxiety. These are not diseases, they cannot be cured. They can be treated, but like an addiction they never go away. There is a possibility that if everything is on the line Phil will not seek help and better his mental health
He'll take the easy way out and die a martyr. If only for the publicity of having his name live on as the average gamer driven to suicide by internet haters. "Best Street Fighter Player Killed by Detractors"

Phil loves the smell of his own shit so much he would never commit suicide.

I don't think you know how being a greedy, narcissistic, entitled middle age manchild works

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Well, whatever happens, this is funny as hell. I'm on the pessimistic side, but we'll see. The fact that DSP is acting strange lately is a reward on itself.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Well, whatever happens, this is funny as hell. I'm on the pessimistic side, but we'll see. The fact that DSP is acting strange lately is a reward on itself.

This is almost the best possible thing that could happen to his streams. He shut the fuck up, had a 5 minute prestream, didn't feed the trolls, and stopped snorting.

All it takes to get a bearable stream out of Phil is his dirt empire crumbling to dust around him.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil loves the smell of his own shit so much he would never commit suicide.

I don't think you know how being a greedy, narcissistic, entitled middle age manchild works

If he loses his support of his pay pig's, loses his house, and is left broken and alone, do you really think he is strong enough to build himself up again? In my opinion he will proclaim "bugged life mechanics!" When he feels like he got screwed in a game he lets the character die

Not saying it will happen or I want it to happen. I just want to speculate that it could happen if he lost his fans and their $ over this because it seems they are all he has.

Can Phil get a job? Yes. Will Phil get a job? Probably not.

Like you said his shit don't stink. He isn't a mout breathing idiot like everyone else. He's special. When someone who is that special has the carpet pulled out from beneath them...

 

[Null]

I don't usually watch DSP stuff, so when I tuned in to see what he had to say about Kimberlayyyyy I was quite shocked to see him immediately jumping into the game. Eventually I was told by others that it was extraordinarily unusual for him to have a 5 minute prestream. The 15 or so minutes I did watch of him play, up until his first online game, consisted of him very interestedly picking apart the game and detailing every small move the characters made and how you had to be in a certain striking distance to do certain combos. I dunno if he's like that usually, but my headset's broken so I was watching by propping up my phone against my computer screen and glancing down at it while playing EU4. The stream chat at some point during this mentioned his in-depth oral announcement of his every thought and another sub said he was doing it to "stay focused". I'm not sure if he usually does this either, but I remember his other streams being 99% irrelevant bullshit and juvenile white noise, not actually talking about the game.

So that's our biggest piece of evidence so far. Something's gotten him so worked up he's actually concentrating on playing video games.

What bothers me is that his supplied reason for needing money, that Washington tax stuff, seems really good and timely. It'd be an extraordinary coincidence if he conjured it up as an excuse because of this girl. Either he actually did pay his taxes like an adult and then knew of the deadline and repurposed that knowledge as an excuse, or it's just very coincidental timing that this girl comes along while he's trying to scrounge up tax money. I mean, he did do this in Washington before 2017, yea?

I thought it was federal taxes but that's not the case. The WA electronic filing is due the 31st of January. I'm so very sure they have ways of making payment plans or extensions, though. The shit about asking people specifically to donate via Patreon instead of Twitch because Twitch holds it for 2 months ... like, put it on a fucking credit card and pay it off. The one thing you can't put on a credit card is an escort girl, unless you take out a cash advance on credit, which would be stupid expensive.

 

[kebab4you]

What bothers me is that his supplied reason for needing money, that Washington tax stuff, seems really good and timely. It'd be an extraordinary coincidence if he conjured it up as an excuse because of this girl. Either he actually did pay his taxes like an adult and then knew of the deadline and repurposed that knowledge as an excuse, or it's just very coincidental timing that this girl comes along while he's trying to scrounge up tax money. I mean, he did do this in Washington before 2017, yea?

Then he must have planned for this for quite a while, he brought up this "BID BAD NEWS" two-three months back for the first time.

 

[Null]

Then he must have planned for this for quite a while, he brought up this "BID BAD NEWS" two-three months back for the first time.

Then it's probably a combination of the two. He owes back taxes to the state and also decided to spend thousands on a woman he could not afford. He wanted to pay off the government first, but the woman made herself a more imminent issue. If he does pay her expect the begging to be grotesque in January.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

So that's our biggest piece of evidence so far.

It's a shame that the only thing anyone has to go on is a deviation of DSP's predictably annoying behavior and some tax due dates. The greatest thing from all of this is the known hand wringing by some people here and the assumed hand wringing by Phil himself.