Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
...did he have a job? I'm trying to remember... there was the law firmcar dealership that he got fired from on his second day on the job... I also seem to remember someone saying something about him doing laundry?

I wonder how many law firms in Salt Lake City are on the 24th floor of something. This is probably going to be really hard to figure out.

Ohhhhhh. . .

Dewsnup, King & Olsen Law
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Law firm in Salt Lake City, Utah
Address: 84101, 36 S State St #2400, Salt Lake City, UT 84111
Hours: Open today · 9AM–5PM
Phone: (800) 404-8520

If that wasn't bait Russ is one of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to fuck a mother. (There might be others. This is just the first I found in less than a minute. Also they're not going to hire that sweaty gimp-faced weirdo.)

Of course, if it's at the top of a 24 story building, there's only one of those (unless there's a law firm at the top of a 24 story hotel). That's at One Utah Center. Apparently a firm named Parsons Behle & Latimer used to have conference rooms there. I'm not sure about the timing. They might have moved out before any interview there with someone else.
 
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Unrelated to everything but I’m surprised Russ hasn’t expressed any weeby interest in Asian women or in going to Japan, considering all the gross “submissive geisha” stereotypes.

This stereotype has largely been associated with places like Thailand and the Phillippines for a while now. While loads of gross dudes come to Japan in search of women, it's largely sexpat Chad types that seem to run rampant here.

The sad loser dudes I've come across are all the type who come to Japan for easy access to body pillows and sexy figurines of their chosen anime waifus. The number of depressed weeksweeks who are here that are heartbroken when Japan isn't like an IRL anime is astounding. I don't think Russ like anime.

Plus, I don't think Russ' racism would let him be into Asian women anyway.

There are a fuckton of Mormons here, though. And semi-legal/grey area prostitution (probably pricier than SE Asia, but what do I know? I'm a lady). It is surprising he didn't push to come here on a mission.
 
So Russ is looking for another job again? Does anyone know how many jobs he's had just in the last year?

That's a figure that's a little annoying to ascertain as Russell often lies about his job to throw us off and also to try to impress women. And that was a repost of a previous post via Facebook's memories feature. Last we heard he was washing down clothing or something, before that he was working in Costco and before that he was a mailroom clerk in a law firm and he also worked in the District Attorney's office if I remember rightly.

Russell has not (or ever will) be hired to do any real work in law, I'm fairly sure the District Attorney gig was unskilled work.
 
I wonder how many law firms in Salt Lake City are on the 24th floor of something. This is probably going to be really hard to figure out.

Ohhhhhh. . .

Dewsnup, King & Olsen Law
WebsiteDirections
Law firm in Salt Lake City, Utah
Address: 84101, 36 S State St #2400, Salt Lake City, UT 84111
Hours: Open today · 9AM–5PM
Phone: (800) 404-8520

If that wasn't bait Russ is one of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to fuck a mother. (There might be others. This is just the first I found in less than a minute. Also they're not going to hire that sweaty gimp-faced weirdo.)

Of course, if it's at the top of a 24 story building, there's only one of those (unless there's a law firm at the top of a 24 story hotel). That's at One Utah Center. Apparently a firm named Parsons Behle & Latimer used to have conference rooms there. I'm not sure about the timing. They might have moved out before any interview there with someone else.

There are a few "sky scrapers" in Salt Lake, but not many. One Utah Center is one, the Wells Fargo building is another, the LDS Church Office Building is another. Those are the three tallest buildings in SLC, and the only ones with 20+ floors that are commercial space. There might be a fourth I'm forgetting at City Creek, but I don't think it has as many floors. I'm pretty sure it's under 20 floors.

Fun fact: I worked at One Utah Center many years ago. The 24th floor at OUC is conference rooms, not office space. I'm not sure about the Wells Fargo building, but I don't think it has as many floors as PIC. And I can't see there being a law firm inside the LDS Church Office Building, since it's the head quarters for the Church, and I can't see Strokey going for a job with the Church that "betrayed" him.
 
Fun fact: I worked at One Utah Center many years ago. The 24th floor at OUC is conference rooms, not office space.

And they used to be used by a law firm called Parsons Behle and Latimer, which at the time had its offices on the 18th floor. That would probably usually be depositions, but it seems like a reasonable place to do interviews, too.
 
That's a figure that's a little annoying to ascertain as Russell often lies about his job to throw us off and also to try to impress women. And that was a repost of a previous post via Facebook's memories feature. Last we heard he was washing down clothing or something, before that he was working in Costco and before that he was a mailroom clerk in a law firm and he also worked in the District Attorney's office if I remember rightly.

Yeah, the elevator video is from 2 years ago, but in the caption he said he was again looking for a job because of "the price I pay". I feel like he posts something like that every month. Maybe he's just perpetually looking for a better job , but since he's obviously unhireable in the legal field he's stuck at his cleaning/janitorial job. Either way his resume would be a huge red flag to any employer.
 
I wonder how many law firms in Salt Lake City are on the 24th floor of something. This is probably going to be really hard to figure out.

Ohhhhhh. . .

Dewsnup, King & Olsen Law
WebsiteDirections
Law firm in Salt Lake City, Utah
Address: 84101, 36 S State St #2400, Salt Lake City, UT 84111
Hours: Open today · 9AM–5PM
Phone: (800) 404-8520

If that wasn't bait Russ is one of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to fuck a mother. (There might be others. This is just the first I found in less than a minute. Also they're not going to hire that sweaty gimp-faced weirdo.)

Of course, if it's at the top of a 24 story building, there's only one of those (unless there's a law firm at the top of a 24 story hotel). That's at One Utah Center. Apparently a firm named Parsons Behle & Latimer used to have conference rooms there. I'm not sure about the timing. They might have moved out before any interview there with someone else.

I wonder if at his interviews he brings up the "trolls". Going on about how crazy other people are just makes that person seem unstable. How does he not see that? His disclaimer on FB for potential employers makes him look immature and crazy.
 
There are a fuckton of Mormons here, though. And semi-legal/grey area prostitution (probably pricier than SE Asia, but what do I know? I'm a lady). It is surprising he didn't push to come here on a mission.

Missionaries can't choose where they're called to served, for one thing, the other is Russell is terrified of flying (did we ever learn the reason behind this? Pretty sure it's something pathetic), he would've just thrown a fit over having to get on a few planes. But I also have to wonder if Russell is just that ignorant of what's outside of his comfort zone that he might not even know a thing about the Philippines.

Still, I doubt that even if he were to man up and conquer his fear of flying, no Filipino woman will want him. First impressions and all that.

For kicks, I also decided to Google some Filipino superstitions and I thought these were pretty funny when in relation to Russ (feel free to correct them if they're wrong or not exact):

- In a church wedding ceremony, the first of the couple to reach the altar and to go out of the church will be the dominant one.

- On Easter Sunday, all children must jump high upon hearing the sound of the church Easter bells so that they will grow taller.

Another: When the bells ring on Easter Sunday, shout at the top of your lungs and you will have a long life.
(Another says to jump at midnight of the New Year to grow taller and to make noise for good luck, so whatever the case, listing it here anyway.)

- Eating peanuts makes a person intelligent.

- A pregnant woman should not have her picture taken because her baby will be born abnormal.

- If you want to know what your lifetime partner will look like, wake up in the middle of the night and take a look at yourself in the mirror while holding a lighted candle. At first, the image in the mirror will appear to be a skeleton. After five minutes, you will see a full view of the person you will marry.
 
I wonder if at his interviews he brings up the "trolls". Going on about how crazy other people are just makes that person seem unstable. How does he not see that? His disclaimer on FB for potential employers makes him look immature and crazy.

He also doesn't realize that his behavior is objectively utterly insane and he looks like a potentially violent maniac.

Anyone who actually checks out this shit because he told them to will note that he is a deranged vexatious litigant who stalks celebrities in the same way as people who ultimately try to murder celebrities, like Ricardo Lopez. Any sensible employer is just going to nope on out of that situation.
 
Right. And he blames us. Yet all we do is post EXACTLY what he says and does. But he's so insecure already... imagine if he truly owned his flaws and behaviours... it would crush him.
He can say it was during a meltdown or stress but
1. No sane person holds onto the "hurt" someone they never met caused them for over a year.
2. No sane person does these things even if they are super stressed. It's called self regulation.
 
So Russ is looking for another job again? Does anyone know how many jobs he's had just in the last year?
I'm going to guess no. Russ himself would probably have to make a list just to remember all of them.

I wonder if at his interviews he brings up the "trolls". Going on about how crazy other people are just makes that person seem unstable. How does he not see that? His disclaimer on FB for potential employers makes him look immature and crazy.
Ahem. It makes him "Falsely" look immature and crazy. And he's not mentally ill. He just has a grab bag of unmedicated mental conditions. That's different from "crazy", y'all.
 
If I had Photoshop, I'd do a number on the cover of the first Jimi Hendrix album, with Russ' face replacing Jimi's.

Got you covered fam.

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