Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

you should start a twitch channel where you just refresh this thread and people come in and ask the same questions 200 times
"he didn't read da thread, there was nothing I could do ack ack ack ack"

bonus points if you get your own special Norwegian butler and european escort sagas

If I don't get at least $100 in tips every day, I'm locking this thread! I need to take a stand here folks! I'm trying to save my gout castle here! ACK ACK ACK!

 

[OutspokenHuman]

On a side note: we're apparently depressed, autistic and have no lives just for talking about DSP.

Even though they're doing the same on Twitter......... Okay then.

 

[neger psykolog]

If I don't get at least $100 in tips every day, I'm locking this thread! I need to take a stand here folks! I'm trying to save my gout castle here! ACK ACK ACK!

Nah dude, Phil's big Patreon goal that's going to help save his house and keep da taxman at bay is for like $1000 more than what he usually makes.

Which makes no fucking sense.

 

[FatNero]

because i'm reluctant to throw any rep behind the claims made beyond that

this is the 5th time i've explained this shit

It's a DSP thread.

 

[Ching_Chong]

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On a side note: we're apparently depressed, autistic and have no lives just for talking about DSP.

Even though they're doing the same on Twitter......... Okay then.

Watching James and co. go apeshit about this is a spectacle by itself.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Best thing is to be patient until new year as that's when this alleged first payment is due. Everything between now and then may as well be white noise but still provides a few laughs.

 

[neger psykolog]

Best thing is to be patient until new year as that's when this alleged first payment is due. Everything between now and then may as well be white noise but still provides a few laughs.

You'd think a community primarily composed on pointing out that Phil doesn't have any patience (because he prioritizes short term reward over long term reward) would have some patience of their own.

Apparently not.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

You'd think a community primarily composed on pointing out that Phil doesn't have any patience (because he prioritizes short term reward over long term reward) would have some patience of their own.

Apparently not.

You knew what you were signing up for when you agreed to handle us.

 

[neger psykolog]

You knew what you were signing up for when you agreed to handle us.

I honestly don't mind the forums so much, its more that the format of Phil, where he has daily content, makes it something thats extremely hard to follow.

Unless you refresh the shit every 5 seconds, then you'll miss the latest tardcum explosion which results in another 50 pages.

 

[BeanieGuy]

I honestly don't mind the forums so much, its more that the format of Phil, where he has daily content, makes it something thats extremely hard to follow.

Unless you refresh the shit every 5 seconds, then you'll miss the latest tardcum explosion which results in another 50 pages.

Still better than waiting months for nothing, like with Chris in these days fftopic:

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I honestly don't mind the forums so much, its more that the format of Phil, where he has daily content, makes it something thats extremely hard to follow.

Unless you refresh the shit every 5 seconds, then you'll miss the latest tardcum explosion which results in another 50 pages.

its the shitshow that just keeps on giving

 

[Sparkletor]

Can't wait for Phil's sex tape leak

Snort thrust snort thrust snort
Rolls over
"Was it good for you?"
Run time 00:45

 

[TS 298]

Can't wait for Phil's sex tape leak

Snort thrust snort thrust snort
Rolls over
"Was it good for you?"
Run time 00:45

The last 40 seconds is just him crying.

 

[PL 879]

Watching James and co. go apeshit about this is a spectacle by itself.

Noted that questioning the validity of the user controlling the Twitter account, which as Null stated has not been verified as being the hooker, their story which has embellishments and is problematic for a tale wholly dependent on one's word, and offering that people ponder possible alternative theories is tantamount to going apeshit.
All I've ever said is people shouldn't believe this 100% in full and that I am content to wait it out and see what happens.
And that, it appears, is what all of you will be doing until that January deadline.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

which as Null stated has not been verified as being the hooker,

The Twitter account and escort girl website is 100% owned by the MysteryWoman user. That's all that's ever been confirmed.

Unless you're implying that the website and Twitter account have been hijacked by someone who is not an escort.

 

[OutspokenHuman]

Watching James and co. go apeshit about this is a spectacle by itself.

I'm a fan of yours already, my son.

 

[neger psykolog]

Noted that questioning the validity of the user controlling the Twitter account, which as Null stated has not been verified as being the hooker, their story which has embellishments and is problematic for a tale wholly dependent on one's word, and offering that people ponder possible alternative theories is tantamount to going apeshit.
All I've ever said is people shouldn't believe this 100% in full and that I am content to wait it out and see what happens.
And that, it appears, is what all of you will be doing until that January deadline.

That, it appears, is exactly what everyone was saying since very early on in this thread?

"tantamount to going apeshit"
No its more that no one wants to read everyone's unique snowflake take on how to ask some person on the internet for a photo of their hair, Phil Burnell, a christmas tree or all of the above. Once it gets asked 15 times its redundant.

 

[CausticMinory]

It's time for another "Good Idea, Phil's Idea"

Good Idea: tell people who your mysterious Girlfriend you've been boosting isn't an escort by calling her live on stream.

Phil Idea: Constantly evade the question, vehemently deny your girlfriend is an escort but also keep hiding everything making the escort seem more creditable.

 

[PL 879]

That, it appears, is exactly what everyone was saying since very early on in this thread?

"tantamount to going apeshit"
No its more that no one wants to read everyone's unique snowflake take on how to ask some person on the internet for a photo of their hair, Phil Burnell, a christmas tree or all of the above. Once it gets asked 15 times its redundant.

Apparently people do wish to consider questions and hypotheses I and others have offered on another platform, which I have utilized since there is a striking similarity between Phil's forums and this subforum recently when it comes to groupthink.
Your use of "snowflake" while sounding supremely defensive is most amusing.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Watching James and co. go apeshit about this is a spectacle by itself.

For someone who brags about destroying the SoK, he sure has a thin skin.