Characters you used to get a b*ner over as a kid

[Kiwi Jeff]

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Oh wait, you meant "used to"?

How I like my women

 

[DatBepisTho]

How I like my women

Poison is a trap lady you could take home to your dear sweet old KISS-loving mother, amirite?

 

[NotoriousD]

If I had to give the most solid off the top of my head answer: Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Poison is a trap lady you could take home to your dear sweet old KISS-loving mother, amirite?

She's a trap? I take it back

 

[Ravio]

I know what I'd like her to do to my banana.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

probably because of the /ss/ overtones

 

[Mulberry Tree]

apart from Kuwabara....

 

[Apocalypso]

Way to get "horny"

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[A Sign]

Just weeb trash below.

Spoiler: This guy

Loved this animu as a teen bab

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Jane was my waifu

also included in no order:
Melissa Joan Hart
Allyson Hannigan
Claudia Black
Caroline Flack

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I must've been around 8 when I first saw Léon: The Professional, and I'm pretty sure I used to have a crush on Natalie Portman thanks to it:

I mean, Portman's character was pretty, clever, had a tragic past so you could feel bad for her, AND she was into fricking Transformers! Despite being a 14-something big girl! Well, okay, she wasn't watching it so much as accidentally switching to it, bit still, it was enough for tiny me to make this conclusion.

 

[heymate]

Ren Höek from The Ren & Stimpy Show; as much as I fucking despised the actual show itself (as well as its creator John Kricfaluski himself, once I took the time to actually do some reasearch on him online) and felt that it was rather unjustly stealing Rocko's Modern Life's spotlight to say the least, I still have to admit that Ren's voice (especially the original John K version of it) is easily one of the absolute greatest and sexiest things I've ever heard. His batshit-insane yet disturbingly relatable personality helps quite a lot as well, not to mention his visibly homoerotic relationship with Stimpy

(Did I mention that physically, this guy is actually QUITE the ugly motherfucker?)

Whoops, almost forgot to mention Garfield:

...

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Ren Höek from The Ren & Stimpy Show; as much as I fucking despised the actual show itself (as well as its creator John Kricfaluski himself, once I took the time to actually do some reasearch on him online) and felt that it was rather unjustly stealing Rocko's Modern Life's spotlight to say the least, I still have to admit that Ren's voice (especially the original John K version of it) is easily one of the absolute greatest and sexiest things I've ever heard. His batshit-insane yet disturbingly relatable personality helps quite a lot as well, not to mention his visibly homoerotic relationship with Stimpy

(Did I mention that physically, this guy is actually QUITE the ugly motherfucker?)

Whoops, almost forgot to mention Garfield:

I know reaction images are usually a no-no on this site, but I feel like only an image can sum up my pure disgust right now

 

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Ren Höek from The Ren & Stimpy Show; as much as I fucking despised the actual show itself (as well as its creator John Kricfaluski himself, once I took the time to actually do some reasearch on him online) and felt that it was rather unjustly stealing Rocko's Modern Life's spotlight to say the least, I still have to admit that Ren's voice (especially the original John K version of it) is easily one of the absolute greatest and sexiest things I've ever heard. His batshit-insane yet disturbingly relatable personality helps quite a lot as well, not to mention his visibly homoerotic relationship with Stimpy

(Did I mention that physically, this guy is actually QUITE the ugly motherfucker?)

Whoops, almost forgot to mention Garfield:

And Minerva Mink from Animaniacs:

You're really good and sounding like you're not being ironic.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

You're really good and sounding like you're not being ironic.

He's not being ironic. Check the rest of his account. This nigga's weird

 

[0 0]

He's not being ironic. Check the rest of his account. This nigga's weird

Looks like somebody trying way too hard on some gimmick account. Either way forget this guy.

 

[LofaSofa]

 

[Apocalypso]